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“Fake Penguin”
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Not a real penguin. May contain fish.
Sorry, can’t answer.

Too busy vomiting.
January 3, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Is it this one?
December 29, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Well, at least they saved a *yuge* amount of money.
December 28, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I seem to recall that in an interview I watched many years ago, Dyson said he would *never* move his manufacturing from the U.K.

I know that times change, but he'll get no sympathy from me.

I don't mind people being rich, but I can't abide greed.
December 28, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I’m a generous person, so I’d happily cover the cost of that for him. 😀
December 27, 2025 at 8:03 PM
😀
December 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Only a very stable genius could’ve thought that up.
December 27, 2025 at 5:56 PM
But, but… he’s still alive.
December 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I see what you did there.
December 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The orange thing sounds a little nervous, which is nice.

I'm wondering what 'dropping something like a dog' means.

I imagine its probably something that only perverts say.
December 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I wholeheartedly agree.
December 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM