“Fake Penguin”
@fakepenguin.bsky.social
Not a real penguin. May contain fish.
What a magnificent creature.
As 2025 comes to a close, we’re taking a look back at the moments YOU loved most this year!
5. Our resident Bald Eagles here at the Alaska Raptor Center might be gentler than you think! #GentleGiant #WildlifeEducation #DidYouKnow
5. Our resident Bald Eagles here at the Alaska Raptor Center might be gentler than you think! #GentleGiant #WildlifeEducation #DidYouKnow
January 1, 2026 at 1:20 PM
What a magnificent creature.
Wishing you all a bright and cheerful New Year!
January 1, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Wishing you all a bright and cheerful New Year!
Reposted by “Fake Penguin”
Look! Two heroes! 🥲
WWII Veteran tells Zelenskyy "You're my hero."
Zelenskyy replies, "You are our hero. You saved Europe."
Zelenskyy replies, "You are our hero. You saved Europe."
December 30, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Look! Two heroes! 🥲
Hoorah! 😀
December 30, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Hoorah! 😀
Reposted by “Fake Penguin”
December 29, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Here's an important message.
The grasshopper gets it — divide and conquer. Today’s robber barons use the same playbook. But together, we have all the power. Watch.
December 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Here's an important message.
Reposted by “Fake Penguin”
All sockeye salmon comes from Alaska 🇺🇸
Alaska voted 55% for Donald Trump
Alaska's senators are both Republicans
Buy Scottish 🏴 salmon instead
Alaska voted 55% for Donald Trump
Alaska's senators are both Republicans
Buy Scottish 🏴 salmon instead
December 29, 2025 at 8:43 AM
All sockeye salmon comes from Alaska 🇺🇸
Alaska voted 55% for Donald Trump
Alaska's senators are both Republicans
Buy Scottish 🏴 salmon instead
Alaska voted 55% for Donald Trump
Alaska's senators are both Republicans
Buy Scottish 🏴 salmon instead
Reposted by “Fake Penguin”
You don’t want to miss what
#RobertDeNiro has to say
“He’s so stupid” and WAY worse!! 😂
I agree with him 1,000%
#RobertDeNiro has to say
“He’s so stupid” and WAY worse!! 😂
I agree with him 1,000%
December 28, 2025 at 11:26 AM
You don’t want to miss what
#RobertDeNiro has to say
“He’s so stupid” and WAY worse!! 😂
I agree with him 1,000%
#RobertDeNiro has to say
“He’s so stupid” and WAY worse!! 😂
I agree with him 1,000%
Reposted by “Fake Penguin”
Here we go~ it has taken too long for professional mental experts to come forth. We need many more of these announcements/analysis.
December 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Here we go~ it has taken too long for professional mental experts to come forth. We need many more of these announcements/analysis.
Reposted by “Fake Penguin”
Reposted by “Fake Penguin”
.... Who eat their own. Never forget!
December 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
.... Who eat their own. Never forget!
Reposted by “Fake Penguin”
The worst part about the DOJ & FBI “releasing” thousands of completely blacked out pages is how that has eroded trust which opens the door to utter chaos and propaganda.
Stay as logical, diligent, & thorough as possible as we navigate through the hell fire.
The facts and law remain on our side.
⚖️
Stay as logical, diligent, & thorough as possible as we navigate through the hell fire.
The facts and law remain on our side.
⚖️
December 25, 2025 at 5:24 AM
The worst part about the DOJ & FBI “releasing” thousands of completely blacked out pages is how that has eroded trust which opens the door to utter chaos and propaganda.
Stay as logical, diligent, & thorough as possible as we navigate through the hell fire.
The facts and law remain on our side.
⚖️
Stay as logical, diligent, & thorough as possible as we navigate through the hell fire.
The facts and law remain on our side.
⚖️
Reposted by “Fake Penguin”
If you're on your own and fancy a blether today. Just message us on here. We'll be around all day.
December 25, 2025 at 7:02 AM
If you're on your own and fancy a blether today. Just message us on here. We'll be around all day.
Reposted by “Fake Penguin”
This Christmas Eve, let us remember that it wasn’t the CEOs and billionaires who saved us during COVID-19. It was the janitors, nurses, cleaning crews, grocery and food workers with their hard, often invisible labor.
December 24, 2025 at 9:16 PM
This Christmas Eve, let us remember that it wasn’t the CEOs and billionaires who saved us during COVID-19. It was the janitors, nurses, cleaning crews, grocery and food workers with their hard, often invisible labor.
Reposted, lest we forget.
And if you're not following @nothoodlum.bsky.social, I recommend you to do so.
And if you're not following @nothoodlum.bsky.social, I recommend you to do so.
December 24, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Reposted, lest we forget.
And if you're not following @nothoodlum.bsky.social, I recommend you to do so.
And if you're not following @nothoodlum.bsky.social, I recommend you to do so.
Reposted by “Fake Penguin”
Fuck off to Cancun Rafael…
December 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Fuck off to Cancun Rafael…
Reposted by “Fake Penguin”
Reposted by “Fake Penguin”
"the process of dying is still something to be lived"
Former Nebraska Senator Ben Sasse says he doesn’t have much time left.
Sasse is just 53 years old.
Sasse is just 53 years old.
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
"the process of dying is still something to be lived"
Reposted by “Fake Penguin”
Reposted by “Fake Penguin”
Betty Reid Soskin, the National Park Service’s oldest ranger, has died. She was 104.
Betty Reid Soskin, Oldest U.S. Park Ranger and Trailblazing Historian, Dies at 104 | KQED
Betty Reid Soskin, the nation’s oldest National Park Service ranger and a pioneering historian at Rosie the Riveter WWII Home Front National Historical Park, devoted her life to preserving Black histo...
www.kqed.org
December 22, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Betty Reid Soskin, the National Park Service’s oldest ranger, has died. She was 104.
Reposted by “Fake Penguin”
Also... it's Christmas.
One of the most dangerous times for anyone at risk from domestic violence.
Please, be especially vigilant over the next week or so.
Don't ignore anything that you "think" you heard or saw.
One of the most dangerous times for anyone at risk from domestic violence.
Please, be especially vigilant over the next week or so.
Don't ignore anything that you "think" you heard or saw.
The idea of “imported” violence against women and girls is a deeply comforting fiction - one that allows people to avoid looking at where it actually happens: within our homes and behind closed doors.
The Violence Isn’t Imported. It’s Domestic.
Kemi Badenoch’s attempt to blame violence against women on migrants doesn’t just collapse under scrutiny - it actively distracts us from where the harm really happens, and who is actually responsible.
www.bearlypolitics.co.uk
December 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Also... it's Christmas.
One of the most dangerous times for anyone at risk from domestic violence.
Please, be especially vigilant over the next week or so.
Don't ignore anything that you "think" you heard or saw.
One of the most dangerous times for anyone at risk from domestic violence.
Please, be especially vigilant over the next week or so.
Don't ignore anything that you "think" you heard or saw.
🤣🤣🤣
For those who haven’t watched this yet, there is in fact an excellent punchline.
I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons
December 20, 2025 at 12:42 PM
🤣🤣🤣