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fakeplissken.bsky.social
@fakeplissken.bsky.social
This is going to be a lot of dumb jokes or nerdy things, all spliced with reposts of frustrated political points.
Metal straws are like someone made an 80's playground for your mouth.
August 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
I know it's not a hot take, but shout out to all my people who have three beverages at any given time. Water for hydration, coconut water for recovery (questionable choices last night), and then sparkling water cause it's refreshing.
August 2, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Meant to write a horror novel and ended up writing a "Supernatural Romantasy with Horror Elements"

Let's see if anyone goes for a character described as an "activated charcoal cinnamon roll"
July 27, 2025 at 5:03 AM
How many times have you seen Superman and why is it three?
July 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
O.K. Soda. was the All-Dressed chips of soda.
July 18, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Sure sure, write a book; nobody tells you that second drafts are where the rubber hits the road as you gleefully rip everything apart.

Or maybe they do, who the hell knows.
July 17, 2025 at 6:38 PM
So the internet is just lead poisoning for the mind, right? That's where we're all at or is it just me?
June 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Reposted
May 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Maybe it's just a #girldad and being a musical fan thing, but the new #SnowWhite slaps. Sassy 50's upbeat musical numbers, big energy princess theme, and strong self-actualization. All things I'm good with my 9 and 7 year old being into.
March 24, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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These are the senators who collaborated with the GOP.

Schumer
Fetterman
Cortez Masto
Durbin
King
Shaheen
Gillibrand
Schatz
Hassan
Peters

Don’t let them forget it. No peace for them.
March 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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@schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social

Dear Sen. Schumer / Rep. Jeffries.

Whoever suggested the best way to project strength & illustrate the bulwark between sanity and madness was a bunch of people holding ping-pong paddles needs to resign.

You are not meeting your moment.
March 5, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Guy Gardner is the human equivalent of truck nuts on a fire truck. You hate him, but need him in an emergency.

Bravo to James Gunn, top marks to Nathan Fillion.
February 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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This is a word of warning to all of us. Left, right, or anything else.

Constantly reevaluating and learning.
February 1, 2025 at 11:50 PM
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Happy Black History Month, and yeah, we're still doing that.
a drawing of a fist with a purple bracelet around it
ALT: a drawing of a fist with a purple bracelet around it
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Just a reminder to my fellow nerds that are enjoying Skeleton Crew and are waiting for next Tuesday. The under-appreciated Treasure Planet is just a couple clicks away on the same platform. Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of hyperdrive!
December 18, 2024 at 9:28 PM