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Falanx, Preytorian
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Dark Zealot, Whirlwarp Blades of Aiur, Shadowstrider. The Khala is temporary; the Void within us all, forever. MLD

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Describe (one) of your cats' personalities with one photo
Ethan 'Blue Steel' Mason Teeson: supermodel
November 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Describe (one) of your cats' personalities with one photo
Dorothy 'the explorer' Veronica Teesdóttir, absolutely sploot in a cat nest on the cat tree. She exists in a quantum superposition of the states of absolutely unconscious or planning her next ascent of K2.
November 8, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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East Five 5: Forfar 4
November 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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My Life For Aiur, as all good Templar pledge
November 8, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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The Chris Morris 'Bloody Hell' radar scan meme
November 7, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Results table from a research paper outlining statitically valid tesile and KIC (?) fracture toughness tests of spiders silk

Maximum measured UTS of spider silk in this paper of 985-1445MPa at a fracture toughness of 0 (!) to 43MPa. These are not figures anyone wants to brag about.
https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Mechanical-properties-of-seven-types-of-spider-silks_tbl1_358978310 Results table of this research paper, with a maximum measured UTS of spider silk (not correcting for spectacular surface energy effects of ultrafine geometries that do not scale to usable diameters) of 985-1445MPa at a fracture toughness (which scales even worse than tensile to realistic product dimensions) of 0 (!) to 43MPa (about as tough as steels from the 1940s at that strength level)
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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The Anatoly Cherdanko Shockingly Based meme, where his screen is showing Professor Eman Abdelhadi's tweet regarding the much-rejoiced death of Satan's right-hand man, Dick Cheney
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
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The Child Mind Institute logo, overlaid with the fittingly coloured flag of the guys who murdered 100,000 Polish Jews in WW2, which the Ukrainian parliament adopted ...entirely coincidentally... in 1997
November 3, 2025 at 9:58 AM
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You fucking liar
No results for Kazakhstan, by far the worst sufferer of the 31-33 famine No results for Türkiye No results for Azerbijian
November 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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It doesn't translate to anything, fucknut. The term wasn't even used prior to Holocaust which is where the 'Holo' loanphone came from.

I notice you haven't posted a fuckimg thing about starvation in Kazakhstan, Armenia, Mongolia, Türkiye or Azerbijian from the same two years of drought?
Another word made up by Nazis to whatabout their crimes against humanity.
November 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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Lønge boi
A nineteen month old tabby boy kittem, all 11 pounds of him, covering the diagonal of a whole two seater sofa cushion. He is Thomas Eldrick Teesson, Guarder of Houses and Complainer at Humans Coming And Goings at House of Tee
November 1, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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[YOUTUBE ADMINS] Could everybody stop uploading fucking Tornado Of Souls covers
The robbery scene from Lock Stock And Two Smoking Barrels shortly after Charles is instructed to get the rifle, and has been pinging Plank and John, where Mickey's BREN gun has been replaced by Marty Friedman's guitar.
November 1, 2025 at 9:24 AM
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The Shinzoerminator Abethousand
October 31, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Beautiful little princess getting tummy tickles
Dorothy 'the Explorer' Veronica Teesdóttir sprawling out, cuddled up to her auntie Mraowr's soulstone and guarding her little sister's ashes
October 27, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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Fuck me, they cleared it
Tracey No of Locksley and Leo Edin Bashir Al Bakir trebucheted into future compost
October 26, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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The Devito 'Its Always Sunny In Philidelphia' meme, where his character Frank Reynolds offers a Blizzard Cannon elite crossbow from Diablo 2
October 26, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Derek Elliott for Noncing
Dickhead Elliott, a man literally making a target of himself, while getting his excuses in early for when Megan's Law catches up with him. He wants more...'passion' and less structures that would see him in the nonce wing.
October 23, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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This is my bed.

This is not my cat
A tuxie boy, settled down in hastily thrown clothes on a fluffy blankie on a handmade timber kingsize bed with a hybrid mattress and comfy bedding in a house that is not his home. He is enjoying the little nest he has made
October 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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This is my spare office chair.

This is not my cat
A tiny tuxie girl who has decided that the house next door has better cat beds. She is croissanted up on a blue office chair, tucked for an Olympic highboard sleeps, scoring 9.5, 9.7, 9.4.
October 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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The Jonathan Frakes refuting the story meme, images of Jonathan at various points in the Beyond Belief television series, overlaid with multiple dismissive words and phrases.
October 20, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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A crudely edited image with Tony Blair's gurning of pure evil headshot overlaid on Vigo the Carpathian as played by Norbert Grupe, of Ghostbusters 2,
October 19, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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Korean barbecue chicken fried rice, chicken katsu, vegetable gyoza and vegetable udon chow mein. Om nom.
Korean barbecue chicken fried rice, chicken katsu, vegetable gyoza and vegetable udon chow mein. Om nom.
October 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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The Homeland Security BSky account, blocked by the list "Hitler Babies"
October 17, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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A couple riding the Bahnhof escalator away from the platform. Behind and below them to their right is a double decker train in red livery. They look to be filled with apprehension as much as wonder. The althletic man of clearly not Aryan ancestry, with a look of both resignation and alertness to the consequences of them taking this journey says; "We finally made it to Hitler's City"
October 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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A beautiful catroissant 😻
Dorothy Veronica Teesdóttir, a tiny tuxie girl, being all perfect ratio on a comfy bed, snuggled into a duvet nest
October 16, 2025 at 10:56 AM