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Esther Schindler @estherschindler.bsky.social · 1d

I just saw someone use the abbreviation “AI;DR” and I’ll be laughing for a while.

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A ghost, or something @fallingdolphins.bsky.social · 1d

I think he shags pies because they're smarter than him.

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A ghost, or something @fallingdolphins.bsky.social · 1d

You are proof that the main problem with 9/11 was that the wrong americans died.

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A ghost, or something @fallingdolphins.bsky.social · 1d

You.

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A ghost, or something @fallingdolphins.bsky.social · 1d

Congratulations. That's you up to two countries I'm not from. How many are you going to list before you get it right?

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A ghost, or something @fallingdolphins.bsky.social · 1d

You can't even get my country right, which seems about right when your education system is 90% shooting drills.

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A ghost, or something @fallingdolphins.bsky.social · 1d

Yeah, like I'm going to take orders from a fucking american.

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A ghost, or something @fallingdolphins.bsky.social · 1d

You're boasting about things you should be ashamed of. Like most Americans

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A ghost, or something @fallingdolphins.bsky.social · 1d

"Militant centrist".

You'd be as well putting 'my mom smoked crack for the entire pregnancy' in your bio, it'd have the same end result.

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A ghost, or something @fallingdolphins.bsky.social · 1d

There's a pointer all right. Pointing at you. With a big sign saying 'look at this stupid cunt'

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shaun @shaunvids.bsky.social · 3d

actually our AI programs are like people so its racist to say you don't like them. anyway would you like to buy one

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A ghost, or something @fallingdolphins.bsky.social · 2d

He's saying this because he believes that Britain should be allowed to mistreat foreigners without their governments intervening, so it's a good precedent to set.

Or he's just a coward.

Either way, he's a complete piece of shit.

Adam Bienkov @adambienkov.bsky.social · 2d

Keir Starmer’s spokesman asked about Israel detaining British citizens who were on the Gaza aid flotilla, while in international waters, replies that it is a “matter for the Israeli Government”

A ghost, or something @fallingdolphins.bsky.social · 3d

Wait, so every time I've threatened Clippy with death over the years I've actually been doing a hate crime?

Oh no, how tragic.

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A ghost, or something @fallingdolphins.bsky.social · 4d

Wait, actually dead? IRL wormfood?

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A ghost, or something @fallingdolphins.bsky.social · 5d

Chris Benoit's toxic legacy continues to be erased, little by little.

Sky News @news.sky.com · 5d

Woman named as new Archbishop of Canterbury in historic first

Bishop of London Dame Sarah Mullally, a former nurse, has been named as the next Archbishop of Canterbury - the first time a woman has been appointed to the role in the Church of England's history.

news.sky.com

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A ghost, or something @fallingdolphins.bsky.social · 5d

'Un-british' isn't the gotcha the home secretary thinks it is.

A quick look at britain will tell you that being un-british is good.

And if 55% of Scotland hadn't shat the bed a decade ago I'd also be legally un-british by now.

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A ghost, or something @fallingdolphins.bsky.social · 6d

When they say someone has become a half trillionaire, I don't want them to have $500bn.

I want them to have briefly reached $1tn and then been cut in two by a sword, as a lesson to everyone else.

(also applies to half billionaires)

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A ghost, or something @fallingdolphins.bsky.social · 6d

Scotland is a generation ahead of america in wishing the NRA was nowhere near schools.

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A ghost, or something @fallingdolphins.bsky.social · 6d

michael that album cover is giving me flashbacks and I don't like it

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A ghost, or something @fallingdolphins.bsky.social · 6d

BREAKING: NFL's Buffalo Bills have signed a deal to work with Tilly Norwood.

"She doesn't exist so can't kick a football between the posts, but she's cheaper than the last Norwood that couldn't do that", a spokesperson said yesterday.

NPR @npr.org · 6d

Tilly Norwood, an AI-generated avatar, is being compared by its creators to A-list human actors. SAG-AFTRA and others are pushing back.

Could 'the next Scarlett Johansson or Natalie Portman' be an AI avatar?

Tilly Norwood, an AI-generated avatar, is being compared by its creators to A-list human actors. SAG-AFTRA and others are pushing back.

n.pr

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 7d

The bit that upset me the most was when she was given a secondhand teddy and doll’s house for her daughter and she’s so disgusted by these gifts that she leaves them out on the pavement for the binmen. Just a really nasty piece of work.

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A ghost, or something @fallingdolphins.bsky.social · 7d

I know what you're thinking.

You're thinking "that fucker doesn't know what I'm thinking"

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A ghost, or something @fallingdolphins.bsky.social · 7d

My spooky name sponsored by 'oh fuck it's october ah well this'll do'

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A ghost, or something @fallingdolphins.bsky.social · 8d

Your mistake was posting your stupid opinions in public.

A ghost, or something @fallingdolphins.bsky.social · 8d

This is amazing and I hadn't heard it before so today has been a productive day of learning!

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