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Rotten pollex.
Lmao "check it, a new way to pay, click this button to learn how to pay with something called paper money"
November 14, 2025 at 3:05 AM
"dismissed"
November 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Its been a long time since I got a wrong number text (that wasn't spam of some kind.) I don't know Lucy and you def don't want me coaching golf!
November 3, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Since people seem way more into my backyard buck pic than my anniversary photos, here's another better quality. We didn't catch him leaving on camera until we were well into anniversary dinner.
November 1, 2025 at 10:29 AM
The popcorn (included with your meal) has beef tallow and steak seasoning. We also got complimentary anniversary cookie and milk shooters.
November 1, 2025 at 1:56 AM
2nd Wedding Anniversary dinner! I've been to this cute spot before (and posted about it) but knew my husband would love it. Read the alt text for context and info.
November 1, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Majestic but ahhhhhh but omg I've never seen a buck, like a legit buck but ahhhh
October 31, 2025 at 10:06 PM
My husband calls me while I'm at work and says "this is serious, I need you to listen to me very carefully."

Me: ::panicked::

Him: ::deep breath:: Animal Crossing is getting an update in January. Some of it is exclusive to the switch 2 but not stuff you will care about.

Me:
October 30, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Eleven Closes the Gate - S2, Eleven's journey in s2 is not my favorite, but it ends with a full on Coming Into Your Power moment. She may have assembled a rag tag crew behind her but Stranger Things is Eleven's story and fight. Bitch levitates!
October 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I looked up the guy playing Sylvester Stallone in a movie about making Rocky and did a spit take. That's...that's just Sly's face
October 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
October 20, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Bob Newby vs the Demodogs - S2, Episode 8-The Mind Flayer is the strongest ep of that season, and Bob's tense trek through the lab to turn the power on is an homage to action suspense like Jurassic Park (that's what it makes me think of, anyways). A hero emerges and then breaks your heart.
October 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
D&D/Basketball/Detroit Rock City - S4, There's going to be quite a bit from S4 on this list because while bloated in some areas, it has some of the highest highs of the series. This montage is SO MUCH FUN and juxtaposes two different styles of teen competition with equal tension. A+ song choice.
October 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Steve Harrington - if I listed every perfect Steve moment, it would be the entire list. Joining the fight in the Beyers house in S1, Steve and Dustin, Steve and Robin, Steve the babysitter. Does Joe Keery have insane charisma and chemistry with everyone? Preparing for the worst in the final season.
October 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Joyce and the Christmas Lights, S1 -Probably the most enduring visual from the show. Aesthetic and iconic, with an incredible payoff. Joyce's persistence in the face of everyone's disbelief is her main contribution to the Hawkins gang and when she finally talks to Will via the lights, the tears fall
October 18, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Define "Perfect Ending"
October 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
At some point I became better at plants. I propped this syngonium without any research and now it's making a new leaf 😭😭😭
October 14, 2025 at 12:20 PM
My post brought to you by this post.
October 14, 2025 at 12:29 AM
October 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
There's a great bit on Brooklyn 99 where Charles and Holt only understand Godfather references via Diane Keaton. A perfect series of jokes
October 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
October 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I love my grey hair and people compliment it all the time and it's like thanks I grew it myself. All natural is a great look baybee (though Ethan hawke has always done it for me, damn you reality bites)
October 9, 2025 at 4:05 PM
A piece of Showgirl merch finally got me. On the official Elizabeth Taylor website.
October 9, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I love when disparate posts speak to each other
October 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Then I found this in a review from consequence lmao
October 6, 2025 at 6:09 PM