H. P. Minecraft
fancyhat.bsky.social
H. P. Minecraft
@fancyhat.bsky.social
geography student with a poor sense of direction

he/him
you'd expect it to be the other way around but that's how he gets you
December 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Cromwell kept Christmas out of Britain for years, but of course when the Protectorate fell apart there was nobody left to keep Santa at bay
December 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
they drift a train in it! also tom hanks was alright
December 24, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I used to argue that their population was too high to just be one state but the way things are going that might not be the case
December 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I was thinking of The Mango actually, I forgot about that one
December 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
there was an episode of Seinfeld with something kinda like that
December 12, 2025 at 3:44 AM
*Luther
December 10, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I think Lither said at one point he preferred the Sultan to the Pope
December 10, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Reposted by H. P. Minecraft
Actually yeah. He could carry a bunch of different kinds of revolvers & single shot hold out pistols & sawed off shotguns along with using rifled muskets and breech loading carbines. Etc. plus one of those gladius looking swords like John Brown used
December 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
1860s John Wick … cool as hell tbh
December 9, 2025 at 3:15 PM
it's kinda funny to see this bc me and my gf have been saying this a lot lately ("bring back snobbery/hipsters/etc")
December 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
the thing about Herlock Sholmes is that his presence in Ace Attorney connects that setting to Columbo, since Sholmes was a rival of Arséne Lupin whose descendant Lupin III at one point met Columbo's skateboarding detective son Bolonco. I'm not making this up
December 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM
the Scots try to pretend they're cool but they were just as bad as the English historically
November 27, 2025 at 5:41 PM
no it was awesome
November 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
James Michael Johnson
November 6, 2025 at 8:18 PM
I'll get back to you on this
November 4, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I'll sometimes put guacamole on a bagel. lazy avocado toast
November 4, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Republicans in Congress would rather starve Americans than allow the Epstein Files to be released
November 4, 2025 at 7:02 PM