It's 10pm do you know what your kids are doing online right now?
April 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It's 10pm do you know what your kids are doing online right now?
He works from home now
March 14, 2025 at 4:11 PM
He works from home now
Kids these days will do anything for a buzz.
February 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Kids these days will do anything for a buzz.
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Two roads diverged in a yellow wood
June 16, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood
It is near infinitely more tolerable to leave out a grammatically correct apostrophe than it is to add an incorrect one. Just stop using them if you're not sure about it.
January 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
It is near infinitely more tolerable to leave out a grammatically correct apostrophe than it is to add an incorrect one. Just stop using them if you're not sure about it.
I need a list that helps me avoid everything Oprah recommends.
January 14, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I need a list that helps me avoid everything Oprah recommends.
Elon will probably notice you making fun of him for his "weird mannerisms" and him being "unpleasant to be around" because he spends way too much time protecting his ego on the internet.
Your autistic friends will also see it.
Your autistic friends will also see it.
January 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Elon will probably notice you making fun of him for his "weird mannerisms" and him being "unpleasant to be around" because he spends way too much time protecting his ego on the internet.
Your autistic friends will also see it.
Your autistic friends will also see it.
You really do have to help yourself.
January 7, 2025 at 4:06 AM
You really do have to help yourself.
My puppy comes home in just a few weeks and I'm so excited but I'm also not sleeping from anxiety.
January 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
My puppy comes home in just a few weeks and I'm so excited but I'm also not sleeping from anxiety.
Getting things ready for Puppy and discovering a simply inordinate amount of socks that don't belong to me in my bedroom. Where are they coming from?
December 31, 2024 at 4:06 AM
Getting things ready for Puppy and discovering a simply inordinate amount of socks that don't belong to me in my bedroom. Where are they coming from?
My office is the coldest room in the building. Homophobic.
December 23, 2024 at 3:02 PM
My office is the coldest room in the building. Homophobic.
Liz Warren fired up on my TV :>
December 20, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Liz Warren fired up on my TV :>
One day I will reach the top of the therapy wait-list.
December 19, 2024 at 2:03 AM
One day I will reach the top of the therapy wait-list.
You know winter has arrived when you start recommending lotions.
December 10, 2024 at 6:03 PM
You know winter has arrived when you start recommending lotions.
If anybody needs me I'm in my office eating soup all day.
November 29, 2024 at 1:51 PM
If anybody needs me I'm in my office eating soup all day.
I have been out of school far too long to be having Krebs cycle nightmares.
November 26, 2024 at 6:17 AM
I have been out of school far too long to be having Krebs cycle nightmares.
Is it just me or are the deodorant selections pretty sparse these days?
November 20, 2024 at 7:46 PM
Is it just me or are the deodorant selections pretty sparse these days?
"you are going to outlive him" is what keeps me going sometimes. And that's fine.
he is fucking neither, he is an old man in poor health and people have got to stop giving themselves permission to give up. you’re going to outlive him! statistically, most of us are gonna be able to pop champagne the day he fucking croaks!
somehow ”trump is god emperor and if he wills it it will occur” is a belief that is shared across the political spectrum
November 19, 2024 at 9:21 PM
"you are going to outlive him" is what keeps me going sometimes. And that's fine.