Faraday in Kernow
@faradayinkernow.bsky.social
Have you been to the Elephant & Castle? Yeah....well that fucking metal box is what they think I'm worth. I give 'em electric generation, motors....etc. They gave me a metal box on a roundabout!
Ooh that's an interesting job.....a time waiter.
February 18, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Ooh that's an interesting job.....a time waiter.
And it didn't even tag that as Welsh 🤷♂️
February 18, 2026 at 9:17 PM
And it didn't even tag that as Welsh 🤷♂️
If thou sweepest thine dust under the carpet
Then to dust thou shalt return
Then to dust thou shalt return
February 18, 2026 at 8:49 PM
If thou sweepest thine dust under the carpet
Then to dust thou shalt return
Then to dust thou shalt return
Isn't that @frmo.bsky.social's sex toy? What's it doing there?
February 18, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Isn't that @frmo.bsky.social's sex toy? What's it doing there?
I learned the hard way. I gave you my finest pasties, and all you gave me in return was that picture of a couple dancing on a beach with the butler holding the umbrella....and it was from Oxfam.
February 18, 2026 at 2:22 PM
I learned the hard way. I gave you my finest pasties, and all you gave me in return was that picture of a couple dancing on a beach with the butler holding the umbrella....and it was from Oxfam.
Huh...it's all just a game to you isn't it? But @davidwaywell.bsky.social can see right through you!
February 18, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Huh...it's all just a game to you isn't it? But @davidwaywell.bsky.social can see right through you!
te yn unig i mi diolch
February 18, 2026 at 2:09 PM
te yn unig i mi diolch
Still posting in Welsh I see.
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February 18, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Still posting in Welsh I see.
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Rocker panels? What the fuck are they? Never heard of 'em!
February 18, 2026 at 1:36 AM
Rocker panels? What the fuck are they? Never heard of 'em!
Well.....it's not the flour which is definitely not bulked up with sawdust.
a cartoon character wearing a hat and a blue shirt is waving .
ALT: a cartoon character wearing a hat and a blue shirt is waving .
media.tenor.com
February 18, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Well.....it's not the flour which is definitely not bulked up with sawdust.
You'll get excellent produce in the UK in affluent areas. I'm more interested in how you go to a supermarket in a boring small town in France and there will be a range of salad leaves, tomatoes, bags of chervil and other herbs etc. You'll be lucky to get parsley, basil and coriander in a Spar.
February 18, 2026 at 1:17 AM
You'll get excellent produce in the UK in affluent areas. I'm more interested in how you go to a supermarket in a boring small town in France and there will be a range of salad leaves, tomatoes, bags of chervil and other herbs etc. You'll be lucky to get parsley, basil and coriander in a Spar.
God yeah...that was that total myth building of the abusive, angry genius boss who makes you. Very Marco Pierre White and Ramsey.
February 18, 2026 at 12:58 AM
God yeah...that was that total myth building of the abusive, angry genius boss who makes you. Very Marco Pierre White and Ramsey.
I'm genuinely interested in this issue with British food culture. Some blame wartime rationing, others TV and big food corporations etc. But France and Italy had those too...and far worse. Yet go to a French supermarket or everyday street market....the difference is huge.
February 18, 2026 at 12:25 AM
I'm genuinely interested in this issue with British food culture. Some blame wartime rationing, others TV and big food corporations etc. But France and Italy had those too...and far worse. Yet go to a French supermarket or everyday street market....the difference is huge.
I mean "chef driven" and how nice of them to cater for "novice foodies"!!
February 18, 2026 at 12:11 AM
I mean "chef driven" and how nice of them to cater for "novice foodies"!!
I love how BlueSky seems to think that 'sausageSlut' is French and needs to be translated. 😆
February 17, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I love how BlueSky seems to think that 'sausageSlut' is French and needs to be translated. 😆
Do you want to do "SausageSlut" or shall I...?
February 17, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Do you want to do "SausageSlut" or shall I...?
"Eggshite is a hairdresser driven, shite food concept founded in 2026. It's inspired by a deep hatred for eggs. The menu is balance of retching and boredom, defaming food that dupes both novice and expert wankers through classic decomposing proteins with a twist (it's shite)"
February 17, 2026 at 9:59 PM
"Eggshite is a hairdresser driven, shite food concept founded in 2026. It's inspired by a deep hatred for eggs. The menu is balance of retching and boredom, defaming food that dupes both novice and expert wankers through classic decomposing proteins with a twist (it's shite)"
Then she asked if he'd left his cat on it's own at home?
February 17, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Then she asked if he'd left his cat on it's own at home?
Big thing I miss about living in Tooting.....the food and Asian stores full of exciting (and very affordable) veg and spices. There was a veggie restaurant there (now sadly gone) that had the tastiest dahi puri.
February 17, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Big thing I miss about living in Tooting.....the food and Asian stores full of exciting (and very affordable) veg and spices. There was a veggie restaurant there (now sadly gone) that had the tastiest dahi puri.
Irritating how brioches get thrown into anything calling itself "gourmet". I don't actually like them with burgers, too sweet.
February 17, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Irritating how brioches get thrown into anything calling itself "gourmet". I don't actually like them with burgers, too sweet.
Someone had to do it....turns out it was far worse than innocent egg-based porn.
February 17, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Someone had to do it....turns out it was far worse than innocent egg-based porn.
Their website...total wankers
"Eggslut is a chef driven, gourmet food concept founded in 2011. It's inspired by a true love for eggs. The menu is a balance of comfort and innovation, celebrating food that appeals to both novice and extreme foodie through classic comfort fare with a twist..."
"Eggslut is a chef driven, gourmet food concept founded in 2011. It's inspired by a true love for eggs. The menu is a balance of comfort and innovation, celebrating food that appeals to both novice and extreme foodie through classic comfort fare with a twist..."
February 17, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Their website...total wankers
"Eggslut is a chef driven, gourmet food concept founded in 2011. It's inspired by a true love for eggs. The menu is a balance of comfort and innovation, celebrating food that appeals to both novice and extreme foodie through classic comfort fare with a twist..."
"Eggslut is a chef driven, gourmet food concept founded in 2011. It's inspired by a true love for eggs. The menu is a balance of comfort and innovation, celebrating food that appeals to both novice and extreme foodie through classic comfort fare with a twist..."
It's obvious....
Toby Jug - Hug - Huggy Bear - Bingo!
Toby Jug - Hug - Huggy Bear - Bingo!
February 17, 2026 at 2:59 PM
It's obvious....
Toby Jug - Hug - Huggy Bear - Bingo!
Toby Jug - Hug - Huggy Bear - Bingo!