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farewellmagpie.bsky.social
professional fake relationship enjoyer
@farewellmagpie.bsky.social
she/her. no minors, 25⬆️ only, thanks. fandom, fic writing, video games and craft. 💤🏳️‍🌈🔞

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It must be extremely cool to work forSony knowing you're going to have to fix this problem annually 😂
December 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
It's crazy because this happens every year, like do they not do performance testing? Do they not learn from year to year? Although tbh I already know at least what my top 2 will be 😩
December 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Mine's pretty good!
December 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Omg same. I genuinely don't know what mentality you need to do that but I can tell you no matter how mad I've been at a canon for the choices in it, I've never been ok "you know what? I'm gonna send some death threats."
December 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
It's insane. I always remember people sending Laura Bailey AND HER NEW BABY death threats back in 2020 because of what the character she voiced did in TLOU2, absolute absurdity.
December 9, 2025 at 1:56 AM
100% all of this. I just need them not to leave it 3 years before hyv returns to their character lore - I don't care if it's delivered separately, I just need it to be while I still am interested and in the fandom
December 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
People always want their ships to go canon until a ship of theirs goes canon and they see what really happens when their cute little headcanons don't mean shit to TPTB 🤭 You couldn't pay me to want my ship to go canon hahahah
December 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Would it be nice if they interacted again? Of course! Do I think it'll happen any time soon? No. Do I NEED it the way the interactions crowd need it to feel (& tell themselves) their ship is valid? Of course not. I got fed on 4.x & I can live off that for years bc this is not baby's first fandom.
December 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The "no interactions" crowd have never been in a closed canon fandom and it shows.
December 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Can create homunculi but doesn't know what toner is smdh
December 7, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I'm firmly convinced R is someone on the writing staff's presh little self insert
December 7, 2025 at 11:31 PM
having a normal one
December 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM
mona for buff? otherwise miko because miko, or diluc to increase chances of getting the thingies
December 6, 2025 at 5:19 AM