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Marty ‘FartyPantaloons’
@fartypantaloons.bsky.social
UK based. NUFC, House Music, Tattoos, and beer.
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Bruno blowing a kiss to Enzo Fernandez after sealing the game.

A complete and utter shithouse and I love him. #nufc
May 12, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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WE KEEP GOING! 💪
April 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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Gaffer 🫶
March 24, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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Newcastle United fans - the Carabao Cup Final finished about four hours ago and we’ve spent every second since making these. Hope they don’t spoil your day 🖤

Two *different* mugs in the set, 12 wonky doodles on each. We can only apologise x #NUFC

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March 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Something small for Wembley..
February 27, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Brilliant interception header and run by Tonali for our third goal #nufc
January 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
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Fire up the compilation makers.

The obnoxious EDM.

That goal was utterly mint.

Sandro again. OLE OLE. #nufc
January 25, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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"YES, SANDY!" 👏🇮🇹
January 25, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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WAKEY WAKEY, IT'S MATCHDAY 🇧🇷❄️🐓

#NUFC
December 21, 2024 at 8:37 AM
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#NUFC Right Wing Transfers:

Data vs. Dennis Wise Scouting Notes - A Battle Royale 🧵

Having been asked a few times for which Right Wingers (position not politics) options I’d like #NUFC to have a look at in January, I thought I’d have a bit of fun with it. So here goes:
December 19, 2024 at 4:24 PM
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Wor Brazilians are blonde again ….. and they’ve recruited a new member to the bleached gang 😂 Osula !! #NUFC
December 17, 2024 at 5:54 AM
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Great thing about the Bruno and Tonali partnership is it is interchangeable. Here, Tonali is deeper and finds Bruno - but for the first goal, Tonali makes a run beyond Isak and Bruno is the one sat deep feeding the pass through.

The pair can complement each other
What a move! 🔥
December 5, 2024 at 2:55 PM
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This starter pack is now full btw, I will make edits from time to time as I want it to be as useful of a Twitter > Bluesky migration tool as possible. #NUFC

go.bsky.app/JwCipSw
November 21, 2024 at 2:22 PM
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Alexander Isak is magic 😎 #nufc
November 20, 2024 at 10:58 PM
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I love SJP but having something as spectacular as this as a new stadium 🏟️ would be STUNNING 🤩 #NUFC ⚫️⚪️
November 18, 2024 at 11:28 PM
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Kevin Keegan display 👑 🏁

A message from Tyneside’s favourite son @alanshearer 🙋🏼‍♂️

Ways you can help us pay tribute to the king:

⚽️ make a donation
⚽️ enter our AG10 shirt raffle
⚽️ buy something from our shop

worflags.org.uk/product/2024...
November 18, 2024 at 7:00 PM
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Or visit the USA ! I bet you’ll never go there Ricky 👌🏻
November 17, 2024 at 9:05 PM
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Vote Lewis Hall as England Man of the Match!

Click this link and vote. Takes literally 10 seconds. #NUFC

Vote and repost!

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England Player of the Match connected by EE
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November 17, 2024 at 7:09 PM
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Wasn’t sure what my first post on this app should be - but here goes.

For the first time in history, #NUFC have three players in a starting XI for England.

Anthony Gordon, Tino Livramento, Lewis Hall.

History makers.
November 17, 2024 at 4:23 PM
@hillier.bsky.social have you got that Family Furtunes meme about holidays ? Very funny
October 19, 2023 at 8:16 AM
Will this app get giffs and videos ?
September 21, 2023 at 1:03 PM
Here is a photo of my eldest cat asleep. He’s called Tae and likes mice, especially their heads.
September 21, 2023 at 9:23 AM