Mate, I have my own weird stuff that this chimes with but I hope you'e ok right now, learning that I could dress up as a character that doesn't really have a personality, is just a look, and it would be important. I'd love that and it would be unhealthy for me.

My stand-up career was ruined.

Everything is overdiagnosed, it's actually just normal to be massively unhappy. I could believe right wing people think that, now I've phrased it there.

Aw, one of my favourite early jokes about the bridge, I used to point out that Dundee was such a nice place to be that they let you in for free but charge you to leave again. But then they switched which direction on the bridge charged the toll.

I clocked that while I was there, I still don't understand what that cardboard structure is, does look like it would fit over a liquor bottle? I can see that it was just a fun thing they did one day in the summer, and nothing more complicated. It's a rich story on rainy december afternoon though.

That the bouquets have gone so perfectly, uniformly brown and am in clear plastic wrap to display it, that's a him touch at least. I enjoyed that and the very yellowed photos. I assume this must have happened this year at least, I've walked past not too long ago but it's somehow SO aged already.

I took a few choices (which I appreciate this setup giving me that to think about), of which will go with "I met a dead birthday"

Are we coastal, or estuary there? That's incredible, as ever being on the water is my escape from everything. I would like to be lost there.

His grave or... ?