I enjoy partaking in a little ‘squid game’ of my own (goes to an aquarium touch tank)
January 12, 2026 at 1:11 AM
I enjoy partaking in a little ‘squid game’ of my own (goes to an aquarium touch tank)
They’re calling it ‘No Nut November,’ can you believe this? No nut! Now for me, in a just society, I’d be calling it ‘Yes Nut November,’ but that’s not what the people want! They want no nut! What kinda- I mean what kinda psychopath thinks of this shit? No nut…I mean seriously.
January 7, 2026 at 1:16 AM
They’re calling it ‘No Nut November,’ can you believe this? No nut! Now for me, in a just society, I’d be calling it ‘Yes Nut November,’ but that’s not what the people want! They want no nut! What kinda- I mean what kinda psychopath thinks of this shit? No nut…I mean seriously.
I thought Pelswick was a good show
January 2, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I thought Pelswick was a good show
This image never could have existed in a post-AI world. Nobody would’ve even fucking dared
December 31, 2025 at 8:39 PM
This image never could have existed in a post-AI world. Nobody would’ve even fucking dared
If party rock is in th house tonight then who’s flying the plane
December 31, 2025 at 1:21 AM
If party rock is in th house tonight then who’s flying the plane
Olaf from Frozen, you are one ugly motherfucker.
December 31, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Olaf from Frozen, you are one ugly motherfucker.
Merry pissmas, assholes. And a happy new SHIT
December 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Merry pissmas, assholes. And a happy new SHIT
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My three year old has started pretending she’s Taylor swift, should I explain to her what a CO2 emission is?
December 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
My three year old has started pretending she’s Taylor swift, should I explain to her what a CO2 emission is?
Rewatching HIMYM, had totally forgotten about the episode where Marshall gets legionnaires disease
December 18, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Rewatching HIMYM, had totally forgotten about the episode where Marshall gets legionnaires disease
Thrilled to announce that I’ll be replacing Michael Myers in Shrek 5
December 17, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Thrilled to announce that I’ll be replacing Michael Myers in Shrek 5
No one wants to talk about it, but Gengar has been progressively losing sauce since gen 2
December 12, 2025 at 4:02 AM
No one wants to talk about it, but Gengar has been progressively losing sauce since gen 2
I’m like if you took a futurama character and put itthrkhhh an AI filter to see what theh were like if they were real and then that’s what I’m like
December 11, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I’m like if you took a futurama character and put itthrkhhh an AI filter to see what theh were like if they were real and then that’s what I’m like
If every product cost one dollar, the things that used to cost less tha one dollar would even everything out into a perfect balance
December 9, 2025 at 10:25 PM
If every product cost one dollar, the things that used to cost less tha one dollar would even everything out into a perfect balance
The key is to make it. The key is never give up
December 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The key is to make it. The key is never give up
This week during confessional I told the priest about the time I took my frat house bong to my dementia-riddled grandma’s house and had her use it to smoke LSD, then showed her windows media player music screens for five hours. @thepope
December 2, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This week during confessional I told the priest about the time I took my frat house bong to my dementia-riddled grandma’s house and had her use it to smoke LSD, then showed her windows media player music screens for five hours. @thepope
When the Betty White custom car decal fully fades, she can finally rest in peace
November 29, 2025 at 3:47 PM
When the Betty White custom car decal fully fades, she can finally rest in peace
I’ll be online on forza 2 later if anyone wants to join
November 23, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I’ll be online on forza 2 later if anyone wants to join
He’s long, he’s John, he’s silver
November 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
He’s long, he’s John, he’s silver
Frankenstein best movie of the decade btw
November 20, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Frankenstein best movie of the decade btw
Getting kinda into jpegs lately, thinking of starting a collection
November 18, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Getting kinda into jpegs lately, thinking of starting a collection
You all claim to be a part of the woke mob until I post my forcefem windom Earle joke and it gets ZERO FUCKIJG NOTES I’m sooo done, fuck all of you
November 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
You all claim to be a part of the woke mob until I post my forcefem windom Earle joke and it gets ZERO FUCKIJG NOTES I’m sooo done, fuck all of you
Who else remembers when live video chatting felt like the absolute height of technology
November 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Who else remembers when live video chatting felt like the absolute height of technology
New yawk city baby!!!
November 5, 2025 at 2:43 AM
New yawk city baby!!!