Fast Karma Ranch
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Jonesin’ for Coke Zero. Dealing in good vibes, spreading kindness, & hard work. Go Like Hell.
One of my dogs just peeled out on my leg to chase a ball and OMG why does this hurt so much. And why are her claw marks all raised like braille.
January 21, 2026 at 5:18 AM
One of my dogs just peeled out on my leg to chase a ball and OMG why does this hurt so much. And why are her claw marks all raised like braille.
Star Search seemed really fun when I was a kid. The Netflix reboot tonight just made me secondhand embarrassed. (Outside of the little girl who lost after singing her little butt off.)
January 21, 2026 at 3:27 AM
Star Search seemed really fun when I was a kid. The Netflix reboot tonight just made me secondhand embarrassed. (Outside of the little girl who lost after singing her little butt off.)
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December 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
🎶 Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche 🎶
So military folks are mad that Hegseth isn't taking responsibility for the second strike - but if you carried out an unlawful order, that's on you, too. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Hegseth, with White House help, tries to distance himself from boat strike fallout
As Congress vows accountability, the Trump administration emphasized it was a top military commander — not the defense secretary — who directed the engagement.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:24 AM
🎶 Pete Hegseth is a fucking douche 🎶
The HBO app on Firestick is trash. That is all.
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
The HBO app on Firestick is trash. That is all.
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in light of the kimmel news, just a reminder that a few days ago a prominent fox news host literally called for killing homeless people. right afterward, someone shot up a couple homeless encampments.
that fox news host still has his job.
that fox news host still has his job.
Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
September 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
in light of the kimmel news, just a reminder that a few days ago a prominent fox news host literally called for killing homeless people. right afterward, someone shot up a couple homeless encampments.
that fox news host still has his job.
that fox news host still has his job.
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Murdering people over politics is wrong.
Celebrating someone's death because you disliked them is wrong.
Using murder to justify more violence is wrong.
Using the government to silence comedians you don't like is wrong.
These are not controversial opinions.
Celebrating someone's death because you disliked them is wrong.
Using murder to justify more violence is wrong.
Using the government to silence comedians you don't like is wrong.
These are not controversial opinions.
September 18, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Murdering people over politics is wrong.
Celebrating someone's death because you disliked them is wrong.
Using murder to justify more violence is wrong.
Using the government to silence comedians you don't like is wrong.
These are not controversial opinions.
Celebrating someone's death because you disliked them is wrong.
Using murder to justify more violence is wrong.
Using the government to silence comedians you don't like is wrong.
These are not controversial opinions.
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my heart ❤️
This dog led an officer to his leash while being rescued from his burning home. 14/10 for all (IG: aurorapoliceil)
September 17, 2025 at 1:14 AM
my heart ❤️
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This looks faker than the war on Christmas
September 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
This looks faker than the war on Christmas
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Carter Jensen's got career home run No. 1!
September 17, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Carter Jensen's got career home run No. 1!
I wish I have my own Terror Bird.
July 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I wish I have my own Terror Bird.
Adam Sandler is a treasure.
I said what I said.
I said what I said.
July 30, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Adam Sandler is a treasure.
I said what I said.
I said what I said.
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Exclusive: The Justice Department told President Trump in May that his name is among many in the Epstein files.
Justice Department Told Trump in May That His Name Is Among Many in the Epstein Files
Bondi told president at the meeting that Justice also decided to not release more Jeffrey Epstein documents because of the presence of child pornography and the need to protect victims.
on.wsj.com
July 23, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Exclusive: The Justice Department told President Trump in May that his name is among many in the Epstein files.
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One of my coworkers uses Trump GIFs constantly. This is a problem for me.
July 17, 2025 at 9:06 PM
One of my coworkers uses Trump GIFs constantly. This is a problem for me.
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John Lewis walked, bled, and lived for justice.
Five years since his passing, we honor him the only way we know how:
By refusing to stay silent and getting in more Good Trouble.
Five years since his passing, we honor him the only way we know how:
By refusing to stay silent and getting in more Good Trouble.
July 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
John Lewis walked, bled, and lived for justice.
Five years since his passing, we honor him the only way we know how:
By refusing to stay silent and getting in more Good Trouble.
Five years since his passing, we honor him the only way we know how:
By refusing to stay silent and getting in more Good Trouble.
I did the CarPlay start trend to make my car play the “whose car are we taking” scene from the Town. I’m done for today. That will be my greatest lifetime accomplishment.
July 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I did the CarPlay start trend to make my car play the “whose car are we taking” scene from the Town. I’m done for today. That will be my greatest lifetime accomplishment.
I am at the age where I injured my neck, simply by sleeping. I need recommendations for the absolute greatest pillow that I can use for back and side sleeping. This is not an engagement post. I seriously need a new pillow. Help!
July 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
I am at the age where I injured my neck, simply by sleeping. I need recommendations for the absolute greatest pillow that I can use for back and side sleeping. This is not an engagement post. I seriously need a new pillow. Help!
June 5, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
June 5, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.
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SCOOP: DOGE is hosting a “hackathon” in DC next week with the goal of building one “mega API” for accessing all IRS data.
Palantir has been brought up as a potential partner.
www.wired.com/story/doge-h...
Palantir has been brought up as a potential partner.
www.wired.com/story/doge-h...
DOGE Is Planning a Hackathon at the IRS. It Wants Easier Access to Taxpayer Data
DOGE operatives have repeatedly referred to the software company Palantir as a possible partner in creating a “mega API” at the IRS, sources tell WIRED.
www.wired.com
April 5, 2025 at 4:06 PM
SCOOP: DOGE is hosting a “hackathon” in DC next week with the goal of building one “mega API” for accessing all IRS data.
Palantir has been brought up as a potential partner.
www.wired.com/story/doge-h...
Palantir has been brought up as a potential partner.
www.wired.com/story/doge-h...
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Don’t call them tariffs. Call them import taxes.
April 2, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Don’t call them tariffs. Call them import taxes.
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