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fatalist.bsky.social
@fatalist.bsky.social
Cracked is being extremely spammy with “From the Cracked archives” posts on FB right now. Don’t know if they did an ad buy or what.
December 22, 2025 at 5:53 AM
It absolutely is true, unless you think people were getting fired up for the first George Bush.
December 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM
*looks around*
Your counterargument that the voters are actually super smart and deeply informed is based on what, exactly?
Is your contention that the last presidential election was about policy and not just vibes?
December 21, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Your takeaway from Trump dropping 40 points with Hispanic voters in the last few months is “the voters were extremely well-informed about the policies and positions of the candidates”?
December 21, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Repubicans turn out for Rs even if they don’t like the candidate, while Democrats need to feel a special tingle to vote for their own party, and that’s why there’s a 6-3 R majority on SCOTUS.
December 21, 2025 at 7:54 PM
It has been a good weekend for “oh my god! don’t drop your hands!”-enthusiasts.
December 21, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Tell me more about this “incumbency effect” in 2024, a year where being the incumbent was demonstrably a negative globally.
December 21, 2025 at 12:57 AM
There’s no way to synthesize the parts about “protecting Americans data security” with Bytedance or the CCP having a literal backdoor into the server running at Oracle, is there?
December 19, 2025 at 12:23 AM
This doesn’t sound like “the Chinese retain control of the algorithm” to me, but ???
December 19, 2025 at 12:05 AM
4 was better than 3, though. Maybe 5 will be better than 4 through pure happenstance and luck again.
December 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
It took me three tries to realize you have no electricity and it was not an “Out, Satan! You have no power today!” phrasing.
December 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
“So y’all did a lot of meth, right?”
December 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Would scans do?
December 17, 2025 at 5:38 PM
There’s still Elks. You can join them.
December 17, 2025 at 1:42 AM
I’m sorry that knowing about TV shows upset you this much.
December 16, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Valid.
December 16, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Really wondering how they do CIA in *gestures at the last 30 years of CIA shenanigans*…
December 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Eight seasons so far.
Two spin-offs, with one called CIA about to start as well.
December 16, 2025 at 10:45 PM
It’s all over the place, especially when you include the spinoffs…

…but the stuff my mom had on the other room while she played Monopoly Go was BIG OOF.
December 16, 2025 at 10:43 PM