Fat Apollo, baby!
@fatapollo.bsky.social
Won AGT15 Canada,3rd SOYTYCANS16, Coast Awards 2012-24, Profiled in Wall Street Journal & CBC, Wayne Knight stand-in, Canadian National Ed Wood Trivia Contest champion. Failed Politician. Host some cons He/him
He did his best and he's ordered the GIANT RICE KRISPIE SQUARE for desert
Thanks for watching!
Thanks for watching!
January 28, 2026 at 9:05 PM
He did his best and he's ordered the GIANT RICE KRISPIE SQUARE for desert
Thanks for watching!
Thanks for watching!
LIKE
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JACK
HAMMER
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JACK
HAMMER
January 28, 2026 at 9:02 PM
LIKE
A
JACK
HAMMER
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JACK
HAMMER
At this point you either attempt a shovel or quit
WILD move to go to the 4 square pattern at the 4 minute mark
He's given himself 1 minute to finish each 7 once pile
WILD move to go to the 4 square pattern at the 4 minute mark
He's given himself 1 minute to finish each 7 once pile
January 28, 2026 at 9:00 PM
At this point you either attempt a shovel or quit
WILD move to go to the 4 square pattern at the 4 minute mark
He's given himself 1 minute to finish each 7 once pile
WILD move to go to the 4 square pattern at the 4 minute mark
He's given himself 1 minute to finish each 7 once pile
VERY common move that all the pros have been doing since that win by Bloash: Pushing the remainder of the food to one side to trick their protein addled brains
January 28, 2026 at 8:56 PM
VERY common move that all the pros have been doing since that win by Bloash: Pushing the remainder of the food to one side to trick their protein addled brains
10 minutes left
1/3 remaining
1/3 remaining
January 28, 2026 at 8:54 PM
10 minutes left
1/3 remaining
1/3 remaining
CHOKING IT DOWN!
True GRIT!!!
True GRIT!!!
January 28, 2026 at 8:53 PM
CHOKING IT DOWN!
True GRIT!!!
True GRIT!!!
12 minutes left, and giant belch allows some extra space!!!
January 28, 2026 at 8:52 PM
12 minutes left, and giant belch allows some extra space!!!
Both handing his third glass of water.
He's more steer than man at this point
He's more steer than man at this point
January 28, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Both handing his third glass of water.
He's more steer than man at this point
He's more steer than man at this point
NOT A GOOD ANGLE to see on a competitors arm
Probably gonna need Jimmy Dean surgery
Probably gonna need Jimmy Dean surgery
January 28, 2026 at 8:49 PM
NOT A GOOD ANGLE to see on a competitors arm
Probably gonna need Jimmy Dean surgery
Probably gonna need Jimmy Dean surgery
At the 45 min mark, what every competitor dreads
MEAT SWEATS!!!!!!!!
coat is off
MEAT SWEATS!!!!!!!!
coat is off
January 28, 2026 at 8:48 PM
At the 45 min mark, what every competitor dreads
MEAT SWEATS!!!!!!!!
coat is off
MEAT SWEATS!!!!!!!!
coat is off
The napkin is now bunched up, but infra red not showing the meat, so looks ok from here
January 28, 2026 at 8:45 PM
The napkin is now bunched up, but infra red not showing the meat, so looks ok from here
He's placed a piece of fat or grizzle to the side, and honestly that could come back to haunt him!
January 28, 2026 at 8:43 PM
He's placed a piece of fat or grizzle to the side, and honestly that could come back to haunt him!
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January 28, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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Spending a lot of his time cutting the remaining piece.
He's either coasting and comfortable with his pace, or his years of training are fading.
He's either coasting and comfortable with his pace, or his years of training are fading.
January 28, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Spending a lot of his time cutting the remaining piece.
He's either coasting and comfortable with his pace, or his years of training are fading.
He's either coasting and comfortable with his pace, or his years of training are fading.
Bit of drama as insects swarmed his plate
January 28, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Bit of drama as insects swarmed his plate
This is Bill stepping to issue a correction to our commentary
He DOES have a boot glass, he is simply not using it, the rules do allow that to happen as long as the glass remains within reach of teh contestant.
He DOES have a boot glass, he is simply not using it, the rules do allow that to happen as long as the glass remains within reach of teh contestant.
January 28, 2026 at 8:37 PM
This is Bill stepping to issue a correction to our commentary
He DOES have a boot glass, he is simply not using it, the rules do allow that to happen as long as the glass remains within reach of teh contestant.
He DOES have a boot glass, he is simply not using it, the rules do allow that to happen as long as the glass remains within reach of teh contestant.
This is where champions are made.
ALL THE REMAINING FOOD IS ON ONE PLATE at minute 32!
ALL THE REMAINING FOOD IS ON ONE PLATE at minute 32!
January 28, 2026 at 8:35 PM
This is where champions are made.
ALL THE REMAINING FOOD IS ON ONE PLATE at minute 32!
ALL THE REMAINING FOOD IS ON ONE PLATE at minute 32!
HE"S GONE SLOP!!!!
January 28, 2026 at 8:34 PM
HE"S GONE SLOP!!!!
WILD MOVE!!
He's gone for the roll!!
He's gone for the roll!!
January 28, 2026 at 8:32 PM
WILD MOVE!!
He's gone for the roll!!
He's gone for the roll!!
So at the halfway mark
1/4 ingested
1/4 (circled) Cut
1/2 (highlighted) untouched
1/4 ingested
1/4 (circled) Cut
1/2 (highlighted) untouched
January 28, 2026 at 8:31 PM
So at the halfway mark
1/4 ingested
1/4 (circled) Cut
1/2 (highlighted) untouched
1/4 ingested
1/4 (circled) Cut
1/2 (highlighted) untouched
Sense of accomplishment!
All the lettuce is gone, and he's moved teh side plates together to give himself a clear line of sight on the main course
All the lettuce is gone, and he's moved teh side plates together to give himself a clear line of sight on the main course
January 28, 2026 at 8:29 PM
Sense of accomplishment!
All the lettuce is gone, and he's moved teh side plates together to give himself a clear line of sight on the main course
All the lettuce is gone, and he's moved teh side plates together to give himself a clear line of sight on the main course
Rabbit move!!!
Getting the lettuce in to wash the meat down
Getting the lettuce in to wash the meat down
January 28, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Rabbit move!!!
Getting the lettuce in to wash the meat down
Getting the lettuce in to wash the meat down
Not drinking from the boot!!!
That's bad luck
That's bad luck
January 28, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Not drinking from the boot!!!
That's bad luck
That's bad luck