Fat Apollo, baby!
@fatapollo.bsky.social
Won AGT15 Canada,3rd SOYTYCANS16, Coast Awards 2012-24, Profiled in Wall Street Journal & CBC, Wayne Knight stand-in, Canadian National Ed Wood Trivia Contest champion. Failed Politician. Host some cons He/him
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Growing up in Nova Scotia
Novels - "Father cast a weary back to shore as we navigated the tumultuous sea to check our traps"
Real Life - "My pop tarts burnt as I watched TMNT"
Novels - "Father cast a weary back to shore as we navigated the tumultuous sea to check our traps"
Real Life - "My pop tarts burnt as I watched TMNT"
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The two people I saw get brutalized by ICE today attempting to stop the abduction of two of our neighbors were gender non-conforming people. There were several visible and clocky trans and queer people there. We are turning out for our neighbors.
The two people I saw get brutalized by ICE today attempting to stop the abduction of two of our neighbors were gender non-conforming people. There were several visible and clocky trans and queer people there. We are turning out for our neighbors.
January 22, 2026 at 1:01 AM
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The two people I saw get brutalized by ICE today attempting to stop the abduction of two of our neighbors were gender non-conforming people. There were several visible and clocky trans and queer people there. We are turning out for our neighbors.
The two people I saw get brutalized by ICE today attempting to stop the abduction of two of our neighbors were gender non-conforming people. There were several visible and clocky trans and queer people there. We are turning out for our neighbors.
For CBC Arts, I wrote about why I think Canada needs to revel in the beauty of its weirdest impulses www.cbc.ca/arts/canadia...
OPINION | Canadian TV needs to get weird again | CBC Arts
In the ‘80s and ‘90s, English Canadian screens were filled with bizarre, fever dream-like shows. Writer Niko Stratis argues that we need to back to that
www.cbc.ca
January 22, 2026 at 12:54 AM
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OH MY GOD.
Gen Xers, you need to see this
Gen Xers, you need to see this
January 21, 2026 at 5:00 PM
OH MY GOD.
Gen Xers, you need to see this
Gen Xers, you need to see this
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Canadians you are not prepared for the temperature he tells you he is experiencing here.
January 21, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Canadians you are not prepared for the temperature he tells you he is experiencing here.
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Worst fucking thing about the picture of Liam Ramos is you can immediately clock that he's terrified but trying to be brave in the way that a kid does.
January 22, 2026 at 12:23 AM
Worst fucking thing about the picture of Liam Ramos is you can immediately clock that he's terrified but trying to be brave in the way that a kid does.
Man, I make one porno and it's all over the web
January 22, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Man, I make one porno and it's all over the web
Nightmare blunt rotation, and no drinks cause they'd be so roofied up
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January 22, 2026 at 12:11 AM
Nightmare blunt rotation, and no drinks cause they'd be so roofied up
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Hannity tomorrow: everyone knows that punters are the toughest men on the field, the ones who hold the entire team together.
January 21, 2026 at 11:59 PM
Hannity tomorrow: everyone knows that punters are the toughest men on the field, the ones who hold the entire team together.
These guys, these, these are not smart guys.
January 22, 2026 at 12:04 AM
These guys, these, these are not smart guys.
I really recommend you read this VERY prescient story from almost 75 years ago www.gutenberg.org/files/51233/...
The Project Gutenberg eBook of The Marching Morons, by C. M. Kornbluth.
www.gutenberg.org
January 22, 2026 at 12:00 AM
I really recommend you read this VERY prescient story from almost 75 years ago www.gutenberg.org/files/51233/...
I have NEVER re watched it, and the DVD box art makes me cry
You’ll only need to watch it once.
You’ll see it for the rest of your life.
You’ll see it for the rest of your life.
this is a serious answer, go watch Grave of the Fireflies
January 21, 2026 at 11:56 PM
I have NEVER re watched it, and the DVD box art makes me cry
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Hey @xreal-global.bsky.social , sponsor me unlike those cowards at @prusa3d.com 😘
January 21, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Hey @xreal-global.bsky.social , sponsor me unlike those cowards at @prusa3d.com 😘
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Ethan Hawke vacations in #NovaScotia and Chelsea Handler wants to know why 🤭🤣
It’s beautiful here, the people are kind and they don’t follow you around 😏🇨🇦‼️
It’s beautiful here, the people are kind and they don’t follow you around 😏🇨🇦‼️
January 21, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Ethan Hawke vacations in #NovaScotia and Chelsea Handler wants to know why 🤭🤣
It’s beautiful here, the people are kind and they don’t follow you around 😏🇨🇦‼️
It’s beautiful here, the people are kind and they don’t follow you around 😏🇨🇦‼️
"YOUNG SHELDON"
"CAPTAIN FALCON!!"
January 21, 2026 at 10:10 PM
"YOUNG SHELDON"
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If you want to hear me talk about one of my favorite movies (and one of the most quotable things ever), please commence shoving this into your brainmeats. It’s guaranteed to make you laugh 60% of the time, all the time.
NEW EPISODE: "Brick killed a guy." In which we play a little jazz flute (and talk Anchorman) with our friends @chriswarcraft.bsky.social and @soozuk.bsky.social.
January 21, 2026 at 9:14 PM
If you want to hear me talk about one of my favorite movies (and one of the most quotable things ever), please commence shoving this into your brainmeats. It’s guaranteed to make you laugh 60% of the time, all the time.
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McGovern: Well, he said a lot of crazy shit today. I think it’s time to take the keys away from grandpa. He doesn’t seem like he’s all there.
January 21, 2026 at 6:59 PM
McGovern: Well, he said a lot of crazy shit today. I think it’s time to take the keys away from grandpa. He doesn’t seem like he’s all there.
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FUCK ICE - SHIRT AT dashare.zone - dashare.zone ADMIN
January 21, 2026 at 9:22 PM
FUCK ICE - SHIRT AT dashare.zone - dashare.zone ADMIN
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Prime Minister Mark Carney’s speech at Davos would not have been out of place in 1969
"When I saw the text of Carney’s speech, I went over to my bookshelf and pulled down my copy of Living in the 70s, a book edited by Allen M. Linden and published in 1970," writes @philmoscovitch.bsky.social
"When I saw the text of Carney’s speech, I went over to my bookshelf and pulled down my copy of Living in the 70s, a book edited by Allen M. Linden and published in 1970," writes @philmoscovitch.bsky.social
Prime Minister Mark Carney’s speech at Davos would not have been out of place in 1969
Morning File by @philmoscovitch.bsky.social
Morning File by @philmoscovitch.bsky.social
Prime Minister Mark Carney's speech at Davos would not have been out of place in 1969 - Halifax Examiner
"The conditions in which Canada must redefine its general conception of its world role have changed: there is less automatic faith in the wisdom of American foreign policy" -1969 or 2026?
www.halifaxexaminer.ca
January 21, 2026 at 6:20 PM
Prime Minister Mark Carney’s speech at Davos would not have been out of place in 1969
"When I saw the text of Carney’s speech, I went over to my bookshelf and pulled down my copy of Living in the 70s, a book edited by Allen M. Linden and published in 1970," writes @philmoscovitch.bsky.social
"When I saw the text of Carney’s speech, I went over to my bookshelf and pulled down my copy of Living in the 70s, a book edited by Allen M. Linden and published in 1970," writes @philmoscovitch.bsky.social
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Fun fact: the phrase "heebie jeebies" was invented in the 1920's by cartoonist Billy DeBeck.
He also invented "bodacious," "doink," "cream jeans," "super duper", "tubular," "freaked out," and the concept of brunch.
He also invented "bodacious," "doink," "cream jeans," "super duper", "tubular," "freaked out," and the concept of brunch.
Billy DeBeck - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 21, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Fun fact: the phrase "heebie jeebies" was invented in the 1920's by cartoonist Billy DeBeck.
He also invented "bodacious," "doink," "cream jeans," "super duper", "tubular," "freaked out," and the concept of brunch.
He also invented "bodacious," "doink," "cream jeans," "super duper", "tubular," "freaked out," and the concept of brunch.
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HALIFAX
The courts will not impose limits on police violence. That's why you have to take their money.
8th circuit gives ICE go ahead to use force against peaceful demonstrators, a decision which will immediately lead to injury.
January 21, 2026 at 8:16 PM
HALIFAX
Lesbian orgy
Where WOULDN'T you wear these?!
Where would you even wear these
January 21, 2026 at 8:12 PM
Lesbian orgy
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Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
January 21, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it
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In this case, it looks like the chicken choked him.
a close up of a man with his eyes closed and his mouth open .
Alt: a close up of a man with his eyes closed and his mouth open .
media.tenor.com
January 21, 2026 at 7:53 PM
In this case, it looks like the chicken choked him.