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Won AGT15 Canada,3rd SOYTYCANS16, Coast Awards 2012-24, Profiled in Wall Street Journal & CBC, Wayne Knight stand-in, Canadian National Ed Wood Trivia Contest champion. Failed Politician. Host some cons He/him
Pinned
Growing up in Nova Scotia
Novels - "Father cast a weary back to shore as we navigated the tumultuous sea to check our traps"
Real Life - "My pop tarts burnt as I watched TMNT"
Novels - "Father cast a weary back to shore as we navigated the tumultuous sea to check our traps"
Real Life - "My pop tarts burnt as I watched TMNT"
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Look at these evil bastards
January 19, 2026 at 12:28 AM
Look at these evil bastards
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If there's one empirical insight I'd want everyone to understand about American politics, it's this:
America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.
What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.
What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
January 12, 2026 at 9:36 PM
If there's one empirical insight I'd want everyone to understand about American politics, it's this:
America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.
What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
America's problems are solved problems. Just not here.
What would change if the US simply matched the average of 31 peer democracies? Not Denmark or Norway. Just the middle of the pack. 🧵
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There’s nothing sallow children enjoy more after being forced to finish an enormous bowl of tallow-infused gruel than a cup of whole milk!
The department of agriculture posted this bizarre video on X of children who look like their in a period piece horror movie drinking milk under duress and like I just want to know why? Like what the fuck is this? Why are they being weird about milk? Who are these kids? Are they ok? What the fuck???
January 18, 2026 at 11:32 PM
There’s nothing sallow children enjoy more after being forced to finish an enormous bowl of tallow-infused gruel than a cup of whole milk!
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🔥 Static Fire Test Video : The race is still on to complete China's first successful re usable Rocket launch and recovery. Next up to try is the Long March 12B, standing ready on the launch pad.
January 18, 2026 at 12:23 PM
🔥 Static Fire Test Video : The race is still on to complete China's first successful re usable Rocket launch and recovery. Next up to try is the Long March 12B, standing ready on the launch pad.
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They named him Owen because the Bears were 0-2 when he was born... WHAT 😂
January 18, 2026 at 11:28 PM
They named him Owen because the Bears were 0-2 when he was born... WHAT 😂
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can’t be disruptive without disrupting. get them!
January 18, 2026 at 11:07 PM
can’t be disruptive without disrupting. get them!
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My version of this family favourite certainly does not scrimp on flavour. Best Spaghetti and Meatballs - all my tips to make this classic meal! RECIPE HERE: www.rockrecipes.com/best-spaghet...
#pastarecipes #pasta #pastalover #pastarecipe #food #foodie #pastalovers #italianfood #pastapasta
#pastarecipes #pasta #pastalover #pastarecipe #food #foodie #pastalovers #italianfood #pastapasta
January 18, 2026 at 11:10 PM
My version of this family favourite certainly does not scrimp on flavour. Best Spaghetti and Meatballs - all my tips to make this classic meal! RECIPE HERE: www.rockrecipes.com/best-spaghet...
#pastarecipes #pasta #pastalover #pastarecipe #food #foodie #pastalovers #italianfood #pastapasta
#pastarecipes #pasta #pastalover #pastarecipe #food #foodie #pastalovers #italianfood #pastapasta
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Bluesky has seen a 40% rise of app installs in the past few weeks, which is consistent with the increase in activity that is visible in other metrics
Via @sarahp.bsky.social
Via @sarahp.bsky.social
Bluesky rolls out cashtags and LIVE badges amid a boost in app installs | TechCrunch
Bluesky adds new features to its app amid a boost in installs due to the deepfake drama on X.
techcrunch.com
January 18, 2026 at 9:44 PM
Bluesky has seen a 40% rise of app installs in the past few weeks, which is consistent with the increase in activity that is visible in other metrics
Via @sarahp.bsky.social
Via @sarahp.bsky.social
Serious soccer question.
If I am taking a penalty kick, can I deke the goalie out by not kicking the ball, and then kicking it?
If I am taking a penalty kick, can I deke the goalie out by not kicking the ball, and then kicking it?
January 18, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Serious soccer question.
If I am taking a penalty kick, can I deke the goalie out by not kicking the ball, and then kicking it?
If I am taking a penalty kick, can I deke the goalie out by not kicking the ball, and then kicking it?
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Perhaps some of the strongest language yet: "We will not let ourselves be blackmailed. Only Denmark and Greenland decide on issues concerning Denmark and Greenland," Swedish rep.
The time for sucking up to Trump seems to be over. Moving beyond hedging to acting.
The time for sucking up to Trump seems to be over. Moving beyond hedging to acting.
a man says " the line must be drawn here "
Alt: a man says " the line must be drawn here "
media.tenor.com
January 18, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Perhaps some of the strongest language yet: "We will not let ourselves be blackmailed. Only Denmark and Greenland decide on issues concerning Denmark and Greenland," Swedish rep.
The time for sucking up to Trump seems to be over. Moving beyond hedging to acting.
The time for sucking up to Trump seems to be over. Moving beyond hedging to acting.
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If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head
January 17, 2026 at 8:40 PM
If you work for ice please understand that your kids will laugh at a character based on you dying in an action movie before the end of the decade. They’ll be in movies for really little kids. Like Phineas and Ferb shit. There will be an action figure of you with a detachable head
INCREDIBLY easy solution here.
Efforts to even out the playing field for taxi and rideshares like Uber in Halifax face pushback www.saltwire.com/nova-scotia/...
Halifax is looking at licensing rideshare drivers but Uber isn’t having it
Efforts to even out the playing field for taxi and rideshares in HRM face pushback
www.saltwire.com
January 18, 2026 at 9:03 PM
INCREDIBLY easy solution here.
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Nuanced take: I think it's really important to give *normal citizens* who supported Trump and off-ramp and *professional writers, pundits and politicians* who supported Trump should have to wear it like a scarlet letter for the rest of their lives
This is aggravating, because on the one hand I think it's really important to give fascists an off-ramp and positive reinforcement when they use it...
...on the other hand, FUCK that guy, in particular.
...on the other hand, FUCK that guy, in particular.
January 18, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Nuanced take: I think it's really important to give *normal citizens* who supported Trump and off-ramp and *professional writers, pundits and politicians* who supported Trump should have to wear it like a scarlet letter for the rest of their lives
Fair amount
January 18, 2026 at 8:35 PM
Fair amount
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Help Grey sell merch.
There’s been new additions to my Etsy after such a long break! Been working hard on cleaning up designs for merch and prints. Hope people end up enjoying them as much as I love making them.
www.etsy.com/shop/nekroma...
www.etsy.com/shop/nekroma...
January 18, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Help Grey sell merch.
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Despite US politics being a total clusterfuck, this is an incredible development. It will be the first time anyone under the age 54 will have been alive to see a Lunar mission. Part of the spacecraft was also built by the European Space Agency. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Artemis II: Nasa's mega Moon rocket arrives at launch pad
Final preparations now get underway for the first crewed mission to the Moon in more than 50 years.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 18, 2026 at 10:20 AM
Despite US politics being a total clusterfuck, this is an incredible development. It will be the first time anyone under the age 54 will have been alive to see a Lunar mission. Part of the spacecraft was also built by the European Space Agency. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Damn, you Minnesotans are inspiring!
Minneapolis 01/18/26- Anti ICE protestors gather in 10 degree weather outside the Whipple building. Barricades have been added overnight, which the sheriffs dept say is for protesters safety.
January 18, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Damn, you Minnesotans are inspiring!
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as @cooperlund.online says, they’re just making content. and a shivering nazi weeping as he has to be helped by protestors away from his failed rally just a few miles away from where folks are enjoying a brisk day of sledding is a propaganda coup
January 17, 2026 at 9:42 PM
as @cooperlund.online says, they’re just making content. and a shivering nazi weeping as he has to be helped by protestors away from his failed rally just a few miles away from where folks are enjoying a brisk day of sledding is a propaganda coup
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This is literally what I've been writing and podcasting about for years. I was planning to do an essay on this, but here's a 🧵.
The main reason is psychology. Due to personal, family, and cultural histories, some people are inherently scared of the world.
The main reason is psychology. Due to personal, family, and cultural histories, some people are inherently scared of the world.
Fight and help win a world war.
Establish a global order that cements your national power for 80 years.
Blow it all up.
What am I missing?
Establish a global order that cements your national power for 80 years.
Blow it all up.
What am I missing?
January 18, 2026 at 5:43 PM
This is literally what I've been writing and podcasting about for years. I was planning to do an essay on this, but here's a 🧵.
The main reason is psychology. Due to personal, family, and cultural histories, some people are inherently scared of the world.
The main reason is psychology. Due to personal, family, and cultural histories, some people are inherently scared of the world.
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AI article spotted
January 18, 2026 at 6:50 PM
AI article spotted
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“A plan to partially demolish a 139-year-old church has set off an uproar in a Cabbagetown neighbourhood.”Yes, but so do a few brightly coloured strollers on a porch so let’s get this built, Toronto.
A 19th-century Toronto church could be the site of 130 new affordable units. But should it? | CBC News
A plan to partially demolish a 139-year-old church has set off an uproar in a Cabbagetown neighbourhood. But a city councillor and a housing advocate say they're in favour of the plan, arguing it will...
www.cbc.ca
January 18, 2026 at 6:46 PM
“A plan to partially demolish a 139-year-old church has set off an uproar in a Cabbagetown neighbourhood.”Yes, but so do a few brightly coloured strollers on a porch so let’s get this built, Toronto.
I would like to see the NDP postmortem for the last 4 years.
I don't think they learned a damn thing, and until I see some changes, no more support from me.
I don't think they learned a damn thing, and until I see some changes, no more support from me.
January 18, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I would like to see the NDP postmortem for the last 4 years.
I don't think they learned a damn thing, and until I see some changes, no more support from me.
I don't think they learned a damn thing, and until I see some changes, no more support from me.
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Side note: making me recall how terrible fashion was 11 years ago
Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
January 18, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Side note: making me recall how terrible fashion was 11 years ago