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Fat Apollo, baby!
@fatapollo.bsky.social
Won AGT15 Canada,3rd SOYTYCANS16, Coast Awards 2012-24, Profiled in Wall Street Journal & CBC, Wayne Knight stand-in, Canadian National Ed Wood Trivia Contest champion. Failed Politician. Host some cons He/him
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Growing up in Nova Scotia

Novels - "Father cast a weary back to shore as we navigated the tumultuous sea to check our traps"

Real Life - "My pop tarts burnt as I watched TMNT"
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as @cooperlund.online says, they’re just making content. and a shivering nazi weeping as he has to be helped by protestors away from his failed rally just a few miles away from where folks are enjoying a brisk day of sledding is a propaganda coup
January 17, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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This is literally what I've been writing and podcasting about for years. I was planning to do an essay on this, but here's a 🧵.

The main reason is psychology. Due to personal, family, and cultural histories, some people are inherently scared of the world.
Fight and help win a world war.

Establish a global order that cements your national power for 80 years.

Blow it all up.

What am I missing?
January 18, 2026 at 5:43 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 4:34 PM
AI article spotted
January 18, 2026 at 6:50 PM
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“A plan to partially demolish a 139-year-old church has set off an uproar in a Cabbagetown neighbourhood.”Yes, but so do a few brightly coloured strollers on a porch so let’s get this built, Toronto.
A 19th-century Toronto church could be the site of 130 new affordable units. But should it? | CBC News
A plan to partially demolish a 139-year-old church has set off an uproar in a Cabbagetown neighbourhood. But a city councillor and a housing advocate say they're in favour of the plan, arguing it will...
www.cbc.ca
January 18, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I would like to see the NDP postmortem for the last 4 years.

I don't think they learned a damn thing, and until I see some changes, no more support from me.
January 18, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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Side note: making me recall how terrible fashion was 11 years ago
Happy 11th anniversary of me losing my fucking mind over this QVC clip
January 18, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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"They did an SNL sketch about Heated Rivalry but made it Harry Potter" Wow, that sounds like a bad decision lol
January 18, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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The parking ban will be enforced from 1 to 6 a.m. (both Zone 1 – Central and Zone 2 – Non-Central), to allow crews to properly clear streets and sidewalks. Learn more: www.halifax.ca/home/news/mu...
January 18, 2026 at 5:13 PM
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January 18, 2026 at 4:16 PM
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The best way to discourages ppl from riding a bike is to make the infrastructure so dangerous you just give up. I can’t fathom a reason why my elected municipal rep would tolerate placing vulnerable road users in this much harm other than to stop people from choosing a bike to move equitably #BikeTO
January 18, 2026 at 2:45 PM
have you ever seen a goat irl?
January 18, 2026 at 4:07 PM
Livestock Gazing is more restricted
January 18, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Amazing to watch all the CBS 'HARD NEWS IS OUR BUSINESS!"
reporters just rolling over for fascism
January 18, 2026 at 4:01 PM
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Dinner was really good. Pullao, steak kebabs with Indian spices, assorted grilled veggies and raita. #cookingsky
January 18, 2026 at 2:48 AM
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A Nazi (2026)
January 18, 2026 at 3:14 AM
DON"T SHARE AI SLOP
January 18, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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finding out that rosenberg guy who is trying to grift off what's happening in minneapolis is also somebody who was on the dukakis campaign is. right along with matt bennett from third way, 'winning' isn't what gets you a good job with dems, it's 'telling your bosses what they want to hear'
January 18, 2026 at 3:05 PM
lol @kingsbookstore.bsky.social I won 140 bucks on a penny Moby Dick slot machine last night
January 18, 2026 at 3:05 PM
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We keep telling people he only cares about himself and advancing himself. He and any democrat who pushes him or supports them is an oppressor, plain and simple, no different from what we have now. He may honestly be one of the biggest, most obvious two bit phonies Ive seen
I put myself through the entire interview. Trust me when I tell you that Gavin "dank memes" Newsom agrees with him on EVERYTHING. I literally says "I agree with you" on EVERYTHING. Ben "extremely unpopular even with MAGA" Shapiro gets very combative with him and Gavin capitulates EVERY time.
Ben Shapiro: "Israel did not commit a genocide in Gaza"
Gavin Newsom: "I agree with you."
January 18, 2026 at 1:29 PM
Art
January 18, 2026 at 3:02 PM
If you folks don't Mussolini Gas Station tour ALL of these fascists you are always going to be slaves.
Bessent on Greenland: "Peace through strength. Make it part of the US and there will not be a conflict because the US right now, we're the hottest country in the world, we're the strongest country in the world. Europeans project weakness. The US projects strength."
January 18, 2026 at 2:56 PM
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Back in 2016, Nursing Clio put together a series called Protest: Past & Present. It was one of the most powerful series we've ever done, showing the power of protest (for good and bad). I'm going to post the essays below 🧵
January 18, 2026 at 2:18 PM
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When Trump was bullying Canada the silence from our other allies was deafening. I take cold comfort in what is happening now but finally the world is waking up to the fact that bullies must be dealt with.

www.bbc.com/news/article...
A surge in patriotism and fewer US trips - Trump's Canada impact
The first year of Donald Trump's second term has had a profound effect on Canada, from its politics and economy to the way Canadians shop and travel.
www.bbc.com
January 18, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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Zionism is to Judaism what Christian nationalism is to Christianity, but at the top of the pyramid, oligarchs and corrupt politicians like Trump aren't even Zionists nor Christian nationalists, they’re predators who feed off our resources and destroy the foundations of democracy and the rule of law.
January 18, 2026 at 8:13 AM