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Scott🔒

@fatguyonabike.org

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Miniature wargames, sumo, OS/2, OSRPG, disc golf. Profoundly sardonic. Ça Plane Pour Moi is the greatest song in history. "And this kid, he's not a poser, he looks like a total nerd but his name is Mike, one of the most hardcore guys on the scene."

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Scott🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 10h

Don't make fun of them. Yheyre too fat to chase you or run away, so they'll just stand and empty their mags until they run out.

Scott🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 10h

You give your kid gifts and experiences that you hope they will love for their birthday. Yesterday coming home from his first art class we were passed by a Supercar Club with Ferraris Lamborghinis etc. He thought that was his birthday gift and he was saying it was the best birthday ever.

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Scott🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 10h

Doing the math in my head to figure out if the cost of the divorce would be worth it.

Bring a Trailer @bringatrailer.bsky.social · 13h

1971 Triumph TR6

1971 Triumph TR6

Bid for the chance to own a 1971 Triumph TR6 at auction with Bring a Trailer, the home of the best vintage and classic cars online. Lot #214,607.

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Scott🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 11h

That checkerboard work...

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Scott🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 21h

Nah. All the l33t h4x0rz still use self maintained Corel Linux.

Scott🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 21h

I'm seeking seed capital and angel investors for my new startup. It is a way for Catholics to send each other money. It's a service called PaPal.

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Scott🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 21h

He was the head of the FAA even though he never actually got a pilots license.

Scott🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 21h

Cooper really doted on him. Literally would tuck him in. Sweet guy.

Scott🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 21h

Malcolm X and Ho Chih Minh both worked at the same restaurant, just at different times.

Scott🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 23h

Careful since if you eat too much you might *clears throat* injera yourself.

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 1d

listen. when dolly parton’s sister says it’s time for us all to be prayer warriors for dolly. you fucking pray for dolly

Scott🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 1d

Ouch.

Scott🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 1d

Um, leafdns.com was down shortly.
WTF.
How do you expect us to internet when infrastructure critical tools aren't working.

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Scott🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 1d

Ha, those aren't allowed in schools because they might be dangerous...you really have to love how so many Americans don't appreciate irony.

Scott🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 1d

My kids wanted me to buy some knockoff Italian Brainrot cards that were being sold as Italian Mental Retardation cards.
WTF

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Scott🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 1d

By far one of my favorite living authors. Woohoo.

Scott🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 1d

Dang, at least the last time these guys came to power, they were smart enough to get Hugo Boss to do their outfits.

Scott🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 1d

It was already bad enough...but they sure called it with that headline.
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CBS News Was Just Taken Over By a Substack - Slashdot

Paramount has acquired The Free Press, Bari Weiss's Substack-born media outlet, for $150 million and appointed Weiss as editor-in-chief of CBS News. The move effectively places a conservative-leaning ...

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Scott🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 1d

Dead dogs being able to follow along with the progress of football games is one of those things that is totally normal in Texas and just bat shit crazy everywhere else.

Chron.com @chron.com · 1d

School pride really hits a new level with this tradition.

Texas college makes spectacle of beloved mascot's funeral

School pride really hits a new level with this tradition.

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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 2d

with Portland there's the depressing addendum that 90% of why this is happening is the right wing media grifter ecosystem got badly addicted to viral Portland content during the Trump years and they've been fiending for another hit ever since

jeff computers @helldude.bsky.social · 2d

its truly remarkable, you have to really take the measure of it and it's almost hard to comprehend it, but the president of the united states is having texas invade illinois and oregon just to make twitter content

Scott🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 2d

Just found out I have to speak an hour plus tomorrow at a company retreat about marketing and development plans for the new year.
I'm technically neither, much less a director who is the kind of fucking person that should be doing that job.

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Scott🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 3d

This reminds me of one of my favorite YouTube channels, the Hoof GP, and one of his employees has such a strong Scottish accent they have to use subtitles, poor Craig.

R @cheapscotsman.bsky.social · 3d

Sorry but news clips have always subtitled in English. www.youtube.com/watch?v=j0m4...

Iraq Insurgent Subtitles | Sketch Comedy | SkitHOUSE

YouTube video by skitHOUSE

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Scott🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 3d

For American football this is insane. Watch rugby and this is far from unusual.

CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 3d

Watch this Titans TD, TRUST ME. You cannot predict ball.

Scott🔒 @fatguyonabike.org · 3d

Well, I can't believe I'm here but I am. I just googled do Klingons have two penises.

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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 3d