Scott🔒
@fatguyonabike.org
Miniature wargames, sumo, OS/2, OSRPG.
Profoundly sardonic.
Ça Plane Pour Moi is the greatest song in history.
"And this kid, he's not a poser, he looks like a total nerd but his name is Mike, one of the most hardcore guys on the scene."
Profoundly sardonic.
Ça Plane Pour Moi is the greatest song in history.
"And this kid, he's not a poser, he looks like a total nerd but his name is Mike, one of the most hardcore guys on the scene."
Seemingly, everyone in San Antonio right now.
January 24, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Seemingly, everyone in San Antonio right now.
By far the best concept album ever, except maybe for Catch 22's Permanent Revolution, is easily XTC Skylarking.
Dear God specifically, and the rest in general, of the music on this album literally saved my life and let me know I wasn't alone.
Dear God specifically, and the rest in general, of the music on this album literally saved my life and let me know I wasn't alone.
January 23, 2026 at 11:11 PM
By far the best concept album ever, except maybe for Catch 22's Permanent Revolution, is easily XTC Skylarking.
Dear God specifically, and the rest in general, of the music on this album literally saved my life and let me know I wasn't alone.
Dear God specifically, and the rest in general, of the music on this album literally saved my life and let me know I wasn't alone.
What's your #ChildhoodCinema?
The only theater in town was originally a single screen that eventually became a double screen which we thought was like living in the future. It's been closed for 40ish years and eventually became a JoAnn's and Gymboree.
The only theater in town was originally a single screen that eventually became a double screen which we thought was like living in the future. It's been closed for 40ish years and eventually became a JoAnn's and Gymboree.
January 13, 2026 at 6:40 PM
What's your #ChildhoodCinema?
The only theater in town was originally a single screen that eventually became a double screen which we thought was like living in the future. It's been closed for 40ish years and eventually became a JoAnn's and Gymboree.
The only theater in town was originally a single screen that eventually became a double screen which we thought was like living in the future. It's been closed for 40ish years and eventually became a JoAnn's and Gymboree.
Used the Christmas and New Year's time off to finally get to my Quar. Still WIP but they're getting there.
January 3, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Used the Christmas and New Year's time off to finally get to my Quar. Still WIP but they're getting there.
How the heck did I never notice that Kaylee in Firefly has a Han in carbonite on her wall in her berth?
January 2, 2026 at 5:21 PM
How the heck did I never notice that Kaylee in Firefly has a Han in carbonite on her wall in her berth?
Hi, I'm a guy with a rifle.
Hi, I'm my own mind.
Hi, I'm a full tray of B-52 shots.
Hi, I'm my own mind.
Hi, I'm a full tray of B-52 shots.
January 2, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Hi, I'm a guy with a rifle.
Hi, I'm my own mind.
Hi, I'm a full tray of B-52 shots.
Hi, I'm my own mind.
Hi, I'm a full tray of B-52 shots.
QTP with a robot that's not Star Wars or Transformers
Hard Mode: No Gundam series, Battletech or Macross allowed
Hard Mode: No Gundam series, Battletech or Macross allowed
December 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
QTP with a robot that's not Star Wars or Transformers
Hard Mode: No Gundam series, Battletech or Macross allowed
Hard Mode: No Gundam series, Battletech or Macross allowed
For all my friends in marketing, this is for us and is so totally spot on.
I took a break for the software development project I got put on. No, not marketing it, coding it.
I took a break for the software development project I got put on. No, not marketing it, coding it.
December 22, 2025 at 9:53 PM
For all my friends in marketing, this is for us and is so totally spot on.
I took a break for the software development project I got put on. No, not marketing it, coding it.
I took a break for the software development project I got put on. No, not marketing it, coding it.
Damn, there are some things you just don't joke about @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social
December 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Damn, there are some things you just don't joke about @thehardtimesnews.bsky.social
Doing some cosplay as a Turkic Catholic Saint today.
December 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Doing some cosplay as a Turkic Catholic Saint today.
From the "Well that shit is pretty peak Texan" department, we have The Dogfather. It's an amazingly good hotdog and burger place in SA. The owner is vegan, so almost everything can be made vegan...almost.
Yes, that is country gravy on that deep fried beef dog.
Yes, that is country gravy on that deep fried beef dog.
December 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
From the "Well that shit is pretty peak Texan" department, we have The Dogfather. It's an amazingly good hotdog and burger place in SA. The owner is vegan, so almost everything can be made vegan...almost.
Yes, that is country gravy on that deep fried beef dog.
Yes, that is country gravy on that deep fried beef dog.
Microsoft Teams <ding!>
December 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Microsoft Teams <ding!>
✨ From sunflower spirals to galaxies in the night sky, the Fibonacci sequence is nature’s favorite blueprint. My friend says it's evidence of God copying and pasting code. The Golden Ratio shows up everywhere as a quiet reminder that beauty isn’t random…it’s mathematical. 🌻🌌📐
December 5, 2025 at 3:44 PM
✨ From sunflower spirals to galaxies in the night sky, the Fibonacci sequence is nature’s favorite blueprint. My friend says it's evidence of God copying and pasting code. The Golden Ratio shows up everywhere as a quiet reminder that beauty isn’t random…it’s mathematical. 🌻🌌📐
Can you guess what state I live in? Hint: this is a neighbor of mine (I did say I lived in the country) and a pretty common sight.
December 1, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Can you guess what state I live in? Hint: this is a neighbor of mine (I did say I lived in the country) and a pretty common sight.
Well, the girls would turn the color of the avocado, when he'd drive down their street in his El Dorado.
November 23, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Well, the girls would turn the color of the avocado, when he'd drive down their street in his El Dorado.
Exec: Hey, I've got a great idea
Person: <Listens to idea>
Exec: What do you think, I mean, there are no red flags on this one.
Person: <Internally visualizes the red flags>
Person: <Listens to idea>
Exec: What do you think, I mean, there are no red flags on this one.
Person: <Internally visualizes the red flags>
November 18, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Exec: Hey, I've got a great idea
Person: <Listens to idea>
Exec: What do you think, I mean, there are no red flags on this one.
Person: <Internally visualizes the red flags>
Person: <Listens to idea>
Exec: What do you think, I mean, there are no red flags on this one.
Person: <Internally visualizes the red flags>
I heard Diplomacy summed up nicely: Like Risk, but with more fist fights.
Of the four people who have played the game, three had experienced a fight breaking out because of Diplomacy.
Of the four people who have played the game, three had experienced a fight breaking out because of Diplomacy.
November 10, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I heard Diplomacy summed up nicely: Like Risk, but with more fist fights.
Of the four people who have played the game, three had experienced a fight breaking out because of Diplomacy.
Of the four people who have played the game, three had experienced a fight breaking out because of Diplomacy.
What do we think about this send from the third base coach?
October 28, 2025 at 4:41 AM
What do we think about this send from the third base coach?
Hey Amazon, how's that new ad network y'all have going? Any hiccups?
October 27, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Hey Amazon, how's that new ad network y'all have going? Any hiccups?
My head cannon was that it's Tim Colceri in the suit for Star Wars.
October 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
My head cannon was that it's Tim Colceri in the suit for Star Wars.
It's the thing you get used to living in Texas, but don't see nearly as often elsewhere...everything, including steak and Scrub Daddy's being the shape of your state.
October 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
It's the thing you get used to living in Texas, but don't see nearly as often elsewhere...everything, including steak and Scrub Daddy's being the shape of your state.
The map at this conference...yikes.
October 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
The map at this conference...yikes.
The Dead Kennedys had it right in the 80s when it comes to Texas. Give me convenience or give me death.
October 1, 2025 at 7:07 PM
The Dead Kennedys had it right in the 80s when it comes to Texas. Give me convenience or give me death.
Nonprofit people feel me
September 30, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Nonprofit people feel me
I've hated Ted since we were in high school, but he's actually right.
September 19, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I've hated Ted since we were in high school, but he's actually right.