A Kraftwerk Orange
@fatherjohnmst3k.bsky.social
I wave hello to dogs.
When she looks you in the eyes and says those three words every man wants to hear (It's Morbin' Time).
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
When she looks you in the eyes and says those three words every man wants to hear (It's Morbin' Time).
Craquelin is a beautiful name for a girl.
October 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Craquelin is a beautiful name for a girl.
Bradford in a nutshell. The sentient cloud of hot air strikes again.
Bravo asks Bradford if he knows how many special constables the TTC is adding this month. He doesn't know. It's 12, she says.
"So what data are you using to make this recommendation?" Bravo asks re: his motion.
"It's not my job to dictate the exact number of special constables," Bradford says.
"So what data are you using to make this recommendation?" Bravo asks re: his motion.
"It's not my job to dictate the exact number of special constables," Bradford says.
October 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Bradford in a nutshell. The sentient cloud of hot air strikes again.
Hey Toronto who wants a Free Bouncy Castle?
I have no idea how these work, but it looks clean and well kept, in a weatherproof tub.
I have no idea how these work, but it looks clean and well kept, in a weatherproof tub.
September 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Hey Toronto who wants a Free Bouncy Castle?
I have no idea how these work, but it looks clean and well kept, in a weatherproof tub.
I have no idea how these work, but it looks clean and well kept, in a weatherproof tub.
Eyes: Self Flushing Toilet
Brain: "Cisterns are doing it for themselves"
Brain: "Cisterns are doing it for themselves"
May 16, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Eyes: Self Flushing Toilet
Brain: "Cisterns are doing it for themselves"
Brain: "Cisterns are doing it for themselves"
Evanescence alarm clocks.
May 7, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Evanescence alarm clocks.
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🧵I'll say about this what I'll also say about Toronto City Council's proposing 'bubble zone' legislation to limit freedom of assembly/expression, as protected by the Charter: it's unnecessary. Legislation already exists re: harassment and to limit obstruction of infrastructure. /1
April 18, 2025 at 4:34 PM
🧵I'll say about this what I'll also say about Toronto City Council's proposing 'bubble zone' legislation to limit freedom of assembly/expression, as protected by the Charter: it's unnecessary. Legislation already exists re: harassment and to limit obstruction of infrastructure. /1
Editor: You get those photos of Green Party of Canada candidate Gord Rand for the lawn signs?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fucking sexy like you asked.
Editor: what
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fucking sexy like you asked.
Editor: what
April 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Editor: You get those photos of Green Party of Canada candidate Gord Rand for the lawn signs?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fucking sexy like you asked.
Editor: what
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fucking sexy like you asked.
Editor: what
I think our cat is French 'cause it likes to chat.
April 5, 2025 at 4:11 PM
I think our cat is French 'cause it likes to chat.
The older I get, the more I appreciate microwaving at power level 8.
April 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
The older I get, the more I appreciate microwaving at power level 8.
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Magic "The Gathering" Johnson
March 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Magic "The Gathering" Johnson
Visiting home and goddamn my parents have an absurd backyard view.
February 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Visiting home and goddamn my parents have an absurd backyard view.
Would an Alanis Morissette fan page in 2025 be post ironic?
February 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Would an Alanis Morissette fan page in 2025 be post ironic?
When I was 8 I learned about leeches and was wracked with terror for a solid week.
February 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
When I was 8 I learned about leeches and was wracked with terror for a solid week.
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There are some important details in the @cityofto.bsky.social shelter and homelessness services budget that paint a very dark picture. One is that while the number of shelters beds will grow by 15% to 12,235 beds from the 2024 budget, this will far from meet the need. Why? /1
January 17, 2025 at 4:24 PM
There are some important details in the @cityofto.bsky.social shelter and homelessness services budget that paint a very dark picture. One is that while the number of shelters beds will grow by 15% to 12,235 beds from the 2024 budget, this will far from meet the need. Why? /1
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As we all look at the LA fires & the gov't actions that left cities unprepared, here's my latest on how Ontario began 2025 by granting the natural resources minister new powers to overrule conservation authorities, which ensure development doesn't create flood risk.
thenarwhal.ca/new-year-new...
thenarwhal.ca/new-year-new...
Ford government can now overrule conservation authorities | The Narwhal
The Ontario government has new rules for how and when it can permit development, overstepping conservation authorities tasked with watershed protection
thenarwhal.ca
January 9, 2025 at 6:32 PM
As we all look at the LA fires & the gov't actions that left cities unprepared, here's my latest on how Ontario began 2025 by granting the natural resources minister new powers to overrule conservation authorities, which ensure development doesn't create flood risk.
thenarwhal.ca/new-year-new...
thenarwhal.ca/new-year-new...
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🧵The AMO has released a devastating report about the state of homelessness in Ontario, which gives us our most accurate figure of how many Ontarians are currently homeless: 81,515 — a 25% increase in two years — of whom 41,512 are chronically homeless. amo.on.ca/sites/defaul...
January 9, 2025 at 5:25 PM
🧵The AMO has released a devastating report about the state of homelessness in Ontario, which gives us our most accurate figure of how many Ontarians are currently homeless: 81,515 — a 25% increase in two years — of whom 41,512 are chronically homeless. amo.on.ca/sites/defaul...
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Thank you to the Toronto Underhoused and Homeless Union for doing the important work of updating the Toronto Homeless Resource List! This is the most up-to-date compendium of available services and spaces that homeless Torontonians can access. Please share widely! drive.google.com/file/d/1nTpU...
December 24, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Thank you to the Toronto Underhoused and Homeless Union for doing the important work of updating the Toronto Homeless Resource List! This is the most up-to-date compendium of available services and spaces that homeless Torontonians can access. Please share widely! drive.google.com/file/d/1nTpU...
Hot Frosty seems more Jack Frost (1997) than Jack Frost (1998)
December 6, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Hot Frosty seems more Jack Frost (1997) than Jack Frost (1998)
Megalopolis has irrevocably changed the way I produce "club".
November 30, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Megalopolis has irrevocably changed the way I produce "club".
Do u think any hard on their luck plastic bead companies got given a lifeline by Swifties?
November 25, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Do u think any hard on their luck plastic bead companies got given a lifeline by Swifties?
French Green Day:
"Sometimes I give myself the crêpes."
"Sometimes I give myself the crêpes."
March 9, 2024 at 9:06 PM
French Green Day:
"Sometimes I give myself the crêpes."
"Sometimes I give myself the crêpes."
Forget Rennervations, when will they finally give us Jean Reno?
March 8, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Forget Rennervations, when will they finally give us Jean Reno?