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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · May 21

fresca is for gays and sprite is for straights

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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 8h

I honestly blame the federal government

🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 10h

i know plenty of uncircumcised people who have the tism don't let the president lie to u

🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 10h

love how groceries are costing more and more

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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 10h

it's finally tolerable out here

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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 10h

the new chance the rapper album is very good, best since Acid Rap imo
fave song so far might be when he's talking about not wanting to be sad, no more sad walks, no more 'thinking things thru' walks

🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 16h

in a therapist's waiting room and they are just blasting Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs it is like deafening

🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 16h

we don't need the world health organization or the American association of pediatrics when we've got tiktok

🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 1d

she goes to another school!

🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 1d

that's the source of our vines as well. sometimes it chooses to partially grow a watermelon but every once in a while it's a hearty squash

🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 1d

don't really eat hot dogs anymore but we got a free bag of Nathan's so i had 2 and now im so bloated i wish i was in a coma

🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 1d

bout to harvest our 5th butternut squash
we never planted butternut squash

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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 1d

Bronwyn's mom my god i swear i can hear my mom speaking thru her lmao

🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 1d

watching rhoslc and every time they show the temple it's like a jump scare

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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 1d

teamwork, synergy, vertical integration

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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 1d

made so many lifelong friends just can't stand the static and ads nowadays

🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 1d

mentally ill women got the best pussy

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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 2d

oh god im so jealous!

🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 2d

this is some shit ass journalism just fyi

🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 2d

sometimes it's better if the edibles taste bad

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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 2d

his voice sounds like the guys that try to pester u to name songs by whatever band's shirt you're wearing

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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 2d

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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 2d

omg this is gonna be so cute

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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 2d

been actively working towards the opposite and it feels great

🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 2d

this is what he looked like planning that dark storyline for the Monk movie

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crimesididntcommit🏳️‍⚧️ @crimesididntcommit.bsky.social · Sep 6

don’t even @ me, i’m posting dark shalhoub

tony shalhoub in all black with a stache

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