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fatnudes.bsky.social
🎃witch bitch🎃
@fatnudes.bsky.social
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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · May 21
fresca is for gays and sprite is for straights
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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 17m
trying different techniques to get the feral mom cat to trust me so i can at least go get her fixed but she can sense how hard im trying and she is disgusted by it
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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 20m
understandable, it can't be all good for everyone all the time
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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 23m
what combination of drugs does that to a person's voice or maybe he's like a robot powering down? so bad
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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 27m
you have to take Tylenol while the baby is in the placenta
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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 29m
i just don't understand how people, like humans and whatnot, are hearing rfk jr's voice and are ok with it
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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 31m
already one of my albums of the year 💁‍♀️
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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 34m
dudes do be rockin
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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 34m
im the asshole that's gonna shout "play freebird"
but fr 🔥
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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 39m
in sickness and in health, my good bitch
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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 41m
this picture feels like fall
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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 41m
me: omg don't u love how crazy i am??
my husband, legally obligated: yes?
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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 13h
I honestly blame the federal government
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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 16h
i know plenty of uncircumcised people who have the tism don't let the president lie to u
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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 16h
love how groceries are costing more and more
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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 16h
it's finally tolerable out here
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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 16h
the new chance the rapper album is very good, best since Acid Rap imo
fave song so far might be when he's talking about not wanting to be sad, no more sad walks, no more 'thinking things thru' walks
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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 22h
in a therapist's waiting room and they are just blasting Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs it is like deafening
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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 22h
we don't need the world health organization or the American association of pediatrics when we've got tiktok
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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 1d
she goes to another school!
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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 1d
that's the source of our vines as well. sometimes it chooses to partially grow a watermelon but every once in a while it's a hearty squash
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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 1d
don't really eat hot dogs anymore but we got a free bag of Nathan's so i had 2 and now im so bloated i wish i was in a coma
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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 1d
bout to harvest our 5th butternut squash
we never planted butternut squash
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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 1d
Bronwyn's mom my god i swear i can hear my mom speaking thru her lmao
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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 1d
watching rhoslc and every time they show the temple it's like a jump scare
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🎃witch bitch🎃 @fatnudes.bsky.social · 1d
teamwork, synergy, vertical integration
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