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@fatnudes.bsky.social
wife, mother, 5000 year old eldritch horror 🦇
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@fatnudes.bsky.social
· May 21
fresca is for gays and sprite is for straights
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kids these days probably don't even robotrip on over-the-counter cough medicine anymore
December 9, 2025 at 1:07 PM
kids these days probably don't even robotrip on over-the-counter cough medicine anymore
one of my kids is comparing that my earbuds are "dirty," the earbuds they have to borrow bc they can't find theirs hmm
December 8, 2025 at 9:04 PM
one of my kids is comparing that my earbuds are "dirty," the earbuds they have to borrow bc they can't find theirs hmm
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this has become a very important video to me
December 7, 2025 at 4:29 AM
this has become a very important video to me
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the Christmas song about it being lovely weather for a sleigh ride when it's fuckin snowing? pass
December 7, 2025 at 6:12 AM
the Christmas song about it being lovely weather for a sleigh ride when it's fuckin snowing? pass
there's a couple of possums eating cat food on my porch and they keep entwining their lil tails 🥺
December 7, 2025 at 6:00 AM
there's a couple of possums eating cat food on my porch and they keep entwining their lil tails 🥺
now watching Shelby Oaks(2024)
December 7, 2025 at 2:12 AM
now watching Shelby Oaks(2024)
having to buy eggs from store like some kinda cuck
December 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
having to buy eggs from store like some kinda cuck
my husband's new home if he doesn't bring the Christmas light down from the attic today
December 6, 2025 at 2:29 PM
my husband's new home if he doesn't bring the Christmas light down from the attic today
paypal is trying to ruin my life again
December 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
paypal is trying to ruin my life again
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
everyone ate bananas last week
so i bought an extra bunch of them
no one wants bananas this week
so i bought an extra bunch of them
no one wants bananas this week
December 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
everyone ate bananas last week
so i bought an extra bunch of them
no one wants bananas this week
so i bought an extra bunch of them
no one wants bananas this week
what's for dinner, you ask? country fried steak, mashed potatoes, red eye gravy, Margaret Holmes brand seasoned Italian green beans and peas
December 5, 2025 at 10:14 PM
what's for dinner, you ask? country fried steak, mashed potatoes, red eye gravy, Margaret Holmes brand seasoned Italian green beans and peas
home safe now eating exactly 4 mini donuts in bed
December 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
home safe now eating exactly 4 mini donuts in bed
love to hit that mute button baybeeee
December 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
love to hit that mute button baybeeee
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actual image of one of my large sons making homemade pasta sauce at 5 am
December 5, 2025 at 8:16 PM
actual image of one of my large sons making homemade pasta sauce at 5 am
should like 3 big corps own everything? idk seems off
December 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
should like 3 big corps own everything? idk seems off
me when i don't say something mean
December 5, 2025 at 7:38 PM
me when i don't say something mean
the waiting room im in is playing old cartoons but the signal isn't great so it's just woody woodpeckers laugh going in and out every couple of minutes
December 5, 2025 at 7:32 PM
the waiting room im in is playing old cartoons but the signal isn't great so it's just woody woodpeckers laugh going in and out every couple of minutes
cold rain gotta be the worst kinda weather
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
cold rain gotta be the worst kinda weather
eating a fluffernutter
December 5, 2025 at 6:14 AM
eating a fluffernutter
bout to mail out my first batch of cards, last call let me know if ya want one
December 4, 2025 at 10:56 PM
bout to mail out my first batch of cards, last call let me know if ya want one
families are forever(menacingly)
December 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
families are forever(menacingly)