@fatpigeonluvr.bsky.social
Why hasn’t apple made iPhones water resistant, the watches are…I’m sure the reason is sinister in some way
May 8, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Why hasn’t apple made iPhones water resistant, the watches are…I’m sure the reason is sinister in some way
You know that meme about turning 30 and making weird Facebook collages…I wanna be like that but with boomer ellipses…
May 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
You know that meme about turning 30 and making weird Facebook collages…I wanna be like that but with boomer ellipses…
Is this a safe space to say I think showers should have garbage disposals for women’s hair
April 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Is this a safe space to say I think showers should have garbage disposals for women’s hair
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Why didn’t John travolta ever play Elvis 🤨🤨🤨🤨
December 7, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Why didn’t John travolta ever play Elvis 🤨🤨🤨🤨
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Boosting!
I’m just a few weeks away from graduating, but my transcripts are on hold due to an outstanding balance of over $4,000. I need $3,500 to clear it and transfer to finish my degree in Political Science. Proof of gradation & balance provided.
ANY help means the world. Thank you!❤️🎓
gofund.me/136bd0ee
ANY help means the world. Thank you!❤️🎓
gofund.me/136bd0ee
April 10, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Boosting!
Instagram is full of haters tbh
April 10, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Instagram is full of haters tbh
Shout out to my horrible fucking memory for allowing me to forget everything about my favorite movies within a years time so I can be surprised when I watch them again
January 2, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Shout out to my horrible fucking memory for allowing me to forget everything about my favorite movies within a years time so I can be surprised when I watch them again
I feel like Greta Gerwig is who Lena Dunham wanted to be
January 2, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I feel like Greta Gerwig is who Lena Dunham wanted to be
There is truly no higher form of comedy than sisters being mean to each other
December 29, 2024 at 2:21 AM
There is truly no higher form of comedy than sisters being mean to each other
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it's always morally correct to have tomato soup and a grilled cheese
December 11, 2024 at 2:54 AM
it's always morally correct to have tomato soup and a grilled cheese
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The gall of this man.
December 10, 2024 at 5:03 PM
The gall of this man.
I had a dream someone signed me up for a marathon and in the dream I couldn’t sleep the night before the marathon so I woke up while my dream self was calculating how much weed to take to run and how to cheat
December 11, 2024 at 3:38 AM
I had a dream someone signed me up for a marathon and in the dream I couldn’t sleep the night before the marathon so I woke up while my dream self was calculating how much weed to take to run and how to cheat
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Actually clinically obsesses with Lisa Barlow 😭
December 8, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Actually clinically obsesses with Lisa Barlow 😭
Why didn’t John travolta ever play Elvis 🤨🤨🤨🤨
December 7, 2024 at 3:15 AM
Why didn’t John travolta ever play Elvis 🤨🤨🤨🤨
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I keep forgetting that this exists and I know no one and can be unhinged….i am scaring the instagram millennials
December 5, 2024 at 6:37 PM
I keep forgetting that this exists and I know no one and can be unhinged….i am scaring the instagram millennials
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OUT: Wife guys who run muppet fan accounts
IN: carbon neutral professional assassins
IN: carbon neutral professional assassins
December 4, 2024 at 10:44 PM
OUT: Wife guys who run muppet fan accounts
IN: carbon neutral professional assassins
IN: carbon neutral professional assassins
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December 1, 2024 at 10:29 PM
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Kendrick going to therapy and coming back and choosing violence does not surprise me. Therapy did not make me nicer but it did make me unapologetic and very cunty!
December 3, 2024 at 12:39 AM
Kendrick going to therapy and coming back and choosing violence does not surprise me. Therapy did not make me nicer but it did make me unapologetic and very cunty!
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If you love beer and have logged at least 500 hours on Call of Duty, stay by your phone.
You could be the next nominee for Secretary of Defense.
You could be the next nominee for Secretary of Defense.
December 3, 2024 at 3:38 AM
If you love beer and have logged at least 500 hours on Call of Duty, stay by your phone.
You could be the next nominee for Secretary of Defense.
You could be the next nominee for Secretary of Defense.
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Kendrick really kicked Drake ass.
December 2, 2024 at 6:51 AM
Kendrick really kicked Drake ass.
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We’re all trying to make bluesky happen again eh?
November 29, 2024 at 10:07 PM
We’re all trying to make bluesky happen again eh?
📍Murray Canyon and Seven Sisters trail in Palm Springs
November 28, 2024 at 7:33 AM
📍Murray Canyon and Seven Sisters trail in Palm Springs