Large Elvis
@fatsweatyelvis.bsky.social
dumb guy, eats bread, gets fat, the end
Some aggressively judgmental and, frankly, quite hard to meet beauty standards above the urinal tonight
October 24, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Some aggressively judgmental and, frankly, quite hard to meet beauty standards above the urinal tonight
Glad to see the strokes haven’t taken away The Big Lad’s absolute love of trucks
September 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Glad to see the strokes haven’t taken away The Big Lad’s absolute love of trucks
Not a shitpost. Genuinely perfect
May 18, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Not a shitpost. Genuinely perfect
(to the tune of Sick Bed of Cuchulainn)
When you fucked your couch in Middletown and killed the Pope down in Rome
And sent some rattling death trains cause your wife says you’re alone
Peter Thiel bought you at some conference in San Fran
And you heiled some fucking blackshirts marching with the Klan
When you fucked your couch in Middletown and killed the Pope down in Rome
And sent some rattling death trains cause your wife says you’re alone
Peter Thiel bought you at some conference in San Fran
And you heiled some fucking blackshirts marching with the Klan
April 21, 2025 at 9:17 AM
(to the tune of Sick Bed of Cuchulainn)
When you fucked your couch in Middletown and killed the Pope down in Rome
And sent some rattling death trains cause your wife says you’re alone
Peter Thiel bought you at some conference in San Fran
And you heiled some fucking blackshirts marching with the Klan
When you fucked your couch in Middletown and killed the Pope down in Rome
And sent some rattling death trains cause your wife says you’re alone
Peter Thiel bought you at some conference in San Fran
And you heiled some fucking blackshirts marching with the Klan
Wait, Steve Reich favorite composer of Our Big Damp President? That Steve Reich?
March 20, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Wait, Steve Reich favorite composer of Our Big Damp President? That Steve Reich?
I don’t know why you bother. Everything’s shite since Roy Orbison died.
February 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I don’t know why you bother. Everything’s shite since Roy Orbison died.
Some broken hearts never mend
Some memories never end
Some tears will never dry
My love for you will never die
Some memories never end
Some tears will never dry
My love for you will never die
January 30, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Some broken hearts never mend
Some memories never end
Some tears will never dry
My love for you will never die
Some memories never end
Some tears will never dry
My love for you will never die
Eat shit and die mad asshole
January 21, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Eat shit and die mad asshole
Today would be a hell of a day to do the right thing, Joe. Free Leonard Peltier.
January 19, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Today would be a hell of a day to do the right thing, Joe. Free Leonard Peltier.
It’s this modified version for me
January 17, 2025 at 10:38 AM
It’s this modified version for me
Visiting the parents means lunch at 3pm for a second consecutive day and an unending stream of commentary if you dare to eat before or after
December 23, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Visiting the parents means lunch at 3pm for a second consecutive day and an unending stream of commentary if you dare to eat before or after
I genuinely thought this was a gag, so I went to look it up to see if it was real only to be confronted by the most “my girlfriend should be allowed to sit in the front seat” ass looking motherfucker. What the hell man
December 22, 2024 at 7:17 PM
I genuinely thought this was a gag, so I went to look it up to see if it was real only to be confronted by the most “my girlfriend should be allowed to sit in the front seat” ass looking motherfucker. What the hell man
We used to make things in this country
December 19, 2024 at 5:19 PM
We used to make things in this country
Salute to a Hero 🫡
December 18, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Salute to a Hero 🫡
Now hold on, he was doing just fine until someone flapped their gums and talked about dis ting of owahz
December 9, 2024 at 8:16 PM
Now hold on, he was doing just fine until someone flapped their gums and talked about dis ting of owahz
Totally normal advertising at the other place, paying to ask if we should do WW3 or not, things of that nature
May 25, 2024 at 8:52 AM
Totally normal advertising at the other place, paying to ask if we should do WW3 or not, things of that nature