Large Elvis
@fatsweatyelvis.bsky.social
dumb guy, eats bread, gets fat, the end
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TONY: <dangling a rumpled Kenny Omega t-shirt from between two fingers in disgust> Zohran Mamdani, Janice?
November 5, 2025 at 9:21 PM
TONY: <dangling a rumpled Kenny Omega t-shirt from between two fingers in disgust> Zohran Mamdani, Janice?
If he had any sense left he would blame the DemonRats for shutting down the government and stopping the funding for Dicko’s heart but he was such an ugly man and he was really very mean to Your President so we didn’t think we should bring him back folks
November 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
If he had any sense left he would blame the DemonRats for shutting down the government and stopping the funding for Dicko’s heart but he was such an ugly man and he was really very mean to Your President so we didn’t think we should bring him back folks
At last, some good news from The Shutdown, which I guess meant that the government couldn’t afford to keep his taxpayer funded robot heart pumping anymore thanksbetogod
November 4, 2025 at 11:39 AM
At last, some good news from The Shutdown, which I guess meant that the government couldn’t afford to keep his taxpayer funded robot heart pumping anymore thanksbetogod
Can’t even post some Tom of Finland ass on this website without getting slapped with an adult content label and having to declare you are a sick pervert*
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October 24, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Can’t even post some Tom of Finland ass on this website without getting slapped with an adult content label and having to declare you are a sick pervert*
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I think books are mostly for telling me stories about violence and outlandish fraud, please do your own research
October 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I think books are mostly for telling me stories about violence and outlandish fraud, please do your own research
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2/ Anyone who pays bail after being arrested for a criminal charge is being taken. People showing up to court are being taken. People with cases about to go to trial are being taken. People who violate their probation are being taken. ICE's respect for state cops and prosecutors remains nonexistent
October 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
2/ Anyone who pays bail after being arrested for a criminal charge is being taken. People showing up to court are being taken. People with cases about to go to trial are being taken. People who violate their probation are being taken. ICE's respect for state cops and prosecutors remains nonexistent
Someone tell Jeffries and Schumer that they should try working with their very reasonable Republican colleagues who love doing bipartisan work: Bo Fadee and Zeen Utz
September 29, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Someone tell Jeffries and Schumer that they should try working with their very reasonable Republican colleagues who love doing bipartisan work: Bo Fadee and Zeen Utz
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since this broke containment i'd like to make a plea for my trans community. not just to tolerate our basic right to live without harassment, but also to love us, support our children, appreciate our culture, value our contributions. my siblings are the world to me. please love them as much as i do
September 25, 2025 at 5:08 PM
since this broke containment i'd like to make a plea for my trans community. not just to tolerate our basic right to live without harassment, but also to love us, support our children, appreciate our culture, value our contributions. my siblings are the world to me. please love them as much as i do
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no war but culture war, insensitive assholes get the wall
September 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
no war but culture war, insensitive assholes get the wall
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Like any good dive bar, Eddie C's was a nearly infinite source of "just one more and we'll get out of here" hangovers and regrettable hookups, in a way that a place that doesn't offer $3.50 PBRs will never and simply can't be. (I know these things from both a first and third person perspective)
September 23, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Like any good dive bar, Eddie C's was a nearly infinite source of "just one more and we'll get out of here" hangovers and regrettable hookups, in a way that a place that doesn't offer $3.50 PBRs will never and simply can't be. (I know these things from both a first and third person perspective)