Fatter Falafel
@fatterfalafel.bsky.social
The result of dogshit resist libs thinking the report button makes a difference in the world
Weapons (2025)
NANCY MACE: I don't drink because if I did it could kill me
ALSO NANCY MACE:
ALSO NANCY MACE:
February 4, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Weapons (2025)
When it's your turn to take the wheel on the couples' road trip and the AEW playlist comes on:
February 4, 2026 at 2:39 AM
When it's your turn to take the wheel on the couples' road trip and the AEW playlist comes on:
Idk man maybe fans shouldn't waste anytime debating ratings if they keep changing the way they are counted and the only people who should have ever cared in the first place are the advertisers 🤷♂️
February 4, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Idk man maybe fans shouldn't waste anytime debating ratings if they keep changing the way they are counted and the only people who should have ever cared in the first place are the advertisers 🤷♂️
"I wouldn't get in a ring and stiff Goldberg with a cane. C'mon I got more sense than that. But anyway yeah I remember getting in a ring with Goldberg and hitting him with a cane."
Hak's memory is awful apparently so good chance he does not remember it at all
February 4, 2026 at 12:13 AM
"I wouldn't get in a ring and stiff Goldberg with a cane. C'mon I got more sense than that. But anyway yeah I remember getting in a ring with Goldberg and hitting him with a cane."
Nobody:
Republican legislative "leaders" every time they are asked about ongoing crimes and suspicious activity by the administration:
Republican legislative "leaders" every time they are asked about ongoing crimes and suspicious activity by the administration:
February 3, 2026 at 11:04 PM
Nobody:
Republican legislative "leaders" every time they are asked about ongoing crimes and suspicious activity by the administration:
Republican legislative "leaders" every time they are asked about ongoing crimes and suspicious activity by the administration:
Ok. Who ordered the Corgis at the Pro Bowl? Possibly while high. Mercedes Mone I'm looking in your direction.
February 3, 2026 at 8:54 PM
Ok. Who ordered the Corgis at the Pro Bowl? Possibly while high. Mercedes Mone I'm looking in your direction.
SEYMOUR! THE COUNTRY'S ON FIRE!
February 3, 2026 at 8:46 PM
SEYMOUR! THE COUNTRY'S ON FIRE!
Republicans are basically gonna try that "1 for you, 1 for me. 2 for you, 2 for me" shit where at each interval they give themselves that number of cards while still only counting 1 for their opps.
February 3, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Republicans are basically gonna try that "1 for you, 1 for me. 2 for you, 2 for me" shit where at each interval they give themselves that number of cards while still only counting 1 for their opps.
It's fuck Adobe always, but I can't help but laugh as someone who got back into web dev a few years ago and has seen the preferred and promoted tech stacks change a bunch in that time alone lol
February 3, 2026 at 8:07 PM
It's fuck Adobe always, but I can't help but laugh as someone who got back into web dev a few years ago and has seen the preferred and promoted tech stacks change a bunch in that time alone lol
Quick someone tag that "blue no matter who" guy I saw arguing with people earlier.
The 21 House Dems who voted for the partial appropriations bill today, again despite no guarantee a single dollar will be used as intended
February 3, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Quick someone tag that "blue no matter who" guy I saw arguing with people earlier.
Reading the word "Rukussy" on the skyline:
February 3, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Reading the word "Rukussy" on the skyline:
Begging America to get on the EU's level of protections / enforcement when it comes to internet traffic.
🚨The French offices of Elon Musk's X have been raided by the Paris prosecutor's cyber-crime unit, as part of an investigation into suspected offenses including unlawful data extraction and complicity in the possession of child pornography.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
February 3, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Begging America to get on the EU's level of protections / enforcement when it comes to internet traffic.
When I was 21 I shared an apartment with a couple dudes and one of them brought a 17 year old to a party, lied about her age, and hooked up with her that night. When we found out, he was kicked out of the apartment and never talked to again. One had known him for years. It's not that difficult.
February 3, 2026 at 5:57 PM
When I was 21 I shared an apartment with a couple dudes and one of them brought a 17 year old to a party, lied about her age, and hooked up with her that night. When we found out, he was kicked out of the apartment and never talked to again. One had known him for years. It's not that difficult.
I hope this was said in jest because it basically never ends well for people who talk like this.
At media day, someone asked JSN what his job would be if he wasn’t in the NFL and he said “President of the United States”
February 3, 2026 at 5:28 PM
I hope this was said in jest because it basically never ends well for people who talk like this.
The easier solution is to not hang out with the admitted sex pest. No matter what happens it comes across like you're trying to help rehab his image. It's a terrible look, especially when the entire ass Trump admin is trying to normalize "they were just hanging out with the guy" as we speak.
February 3, 2026 at 5:15 PM
The easier solution is to not hang out with the admitted sex pest. No matter what happens it comes across like you're trying to help rehab his image. It's a terrible look, especially when the entire ass Trump admin is trying to normalize "they were just hanging out with the guy" as we speak.
Comedians might be some of the most egotistical people on the planet. The amount who consider themselves the only true social commentary out there or that they dictate the flow of culture or something is astounding. This is no different than how Joe Rogan sees himself and his "friends" in Austin.
Ricky Gervais calls out Grammy winners for making political acceptance speeches: "You're in no position to lecture the public about anything"
Ricky Gervais calls out Grammy winners for making political acceptance speeches: "You're in no position to lecture the public about anything"
Gervais cited his own 2020 Golden Globes monologue, in which he urged winners not to use their acceptance speeches "as a platform to make a political speech."
decider.com
February 3, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Comedians might be some of the most egotistical people on the planet. The amount who consider themselves the only true social commentary out there or that they dictate the flow of culture or something is astounding. This is no different than how Joe Rogan sees himself and his "friends" in Austin.
Are they trying to do a Danielson yes movement thing with this guy or is the merch team just making fun of him?
February 3, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Are they trying to do a Danielson yes movement thing with this guy or is the merch team just making fun of him?
I have found the head of Antifa:
February 3, 2026 at 1:24 AM
I have found the head of Antifa:
Well clearly we now need someone wrestling as POWERHOUSE ASS
I was searching through AEW trademarks to see who owned "Powerhouse Hobbs" and I came across this:
February 3, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Well clearly we now need someone wrestling as POWERHOUSE ASS
Resist Dems: "Awesome! Now they can just automatically and inconspicuously scan faces to put in their fancy 'domestic terrorist' database!"
Breaking:
WASHINGTON (AP) - Homeland Security Secretary Noem says every DHS officer deployed to Minneapolis is now being issued a body-worn camera.
WASHINGTON (AP) - Homeland Security Secretary Noem says every DHS officer deployed to Minneapolis is now being issued a body-worn camera.
February 2, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Resist Dems: "Awesome! Now they can just automatically and inconspicuously scan faces to put in their fancy 'domestic terrorist' database!"