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Ernest Bones IV @30acrefortress.bsky.social · 2h

Ahahhahahahha

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Ernest Bones IV @30acrefortress.bsky.social · 2h

Now all we need is a good solid single by, oh god oh shit

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Christopher Crawford @crawfordchrisv.bsky.social · 2h

Just rooting for pitch counts and mistakes up in the zone. There's nothing you can do against that change.

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Ernest Bones IV @30acrefortress.bsky.social · 4h

Just had a good idea; the mariners should score 14 runs in the first inning

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Ernest Bones IV @30acrefortress.bsky.social · 5h

It has come to my attention that Mitch Garver hit .233 vs lefties this year. Dominic Canzone, a loser ass left-handed hitter, only hit .276 vs lefties this year. Makes sense

There are some who call me Death @taylorklong.bsky.social · 7h

Dan getting cute over the handedness matchups like he always does

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Ernest Bones IV @30acrefortress.bsky.social · 6h

folks are we taking back the frog from Pepe

Adam Selzer @adamchicago.bsky.social · 8h

The frogs have landed in Chicago!

Protestor in a frog suit and an anti-Ice sign with what I believe to be a Pokémon character on a street corner in Rogers Park.

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Ernest Bones IV @30acrefortress.bsky.social · 6h

Portland, 2025: when Dada-ism came to protest (I love it)

Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 1d

www.wweek.com/culture/2025...

Can you put into words what that purpose is? You and the frog have really become icons of this protest.

There’s been a nice overall whimsy that has shown up. The frog is amazing. We had a bunch of other inflatable people here last night, too. I saw people playing Twister the other day.

What they rely on is fear. So by coming out in an absurdist manner, it speaks to them, to some extent, that we’re actually not that afraid.

It also dismantles their narrative a little bit. When they try to describe this situation as “war-torn,” it becomes much harder to take them seriously when they have to post a video saying [U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security] Kristi Noem is up on the balcony staring over the Antifa Army and it’s, like, eight journalists and five protesters and one of them is in a chicken suit.

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Ernest Bones IV @30acrefortress.bsky.social · 6h

Nehemiah Pritchett heads being like

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Ernest Bones IV @30acrefortress.bsky.social · 6h

JP Crawford has 5 hits in 8 at bats vs. Skubal with an OPS of 1.450. I'm not sure he should be batting 9th???

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Ernest Bones IV @30acrefortress.bsky.social · 6h

just means he's due, baby. If he can just pull that up to his season average of .209 tonight, that means he _might_ get one single if Skubal throws a complete game

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Ernest Bones IV @30acrefortress.bsky.social · 6h

2 of 14 (.142) lifetime vs. Skubal, you simply can't let that sit on the bench

Ben @bcas98.bsky.social · 7h

I'm sorry, Garver DH-ing in a winner go home?

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Joe Veyera @joeveyera.bsky.social · 1d

A deciding game under the lights at T-Mobile Park.

At its core, isn't this why we do it? We ride the highs and lows for six months hoping it matters for right now. It's stressful and nerve-wracking and nausea-inducing and I hope as Mariners fans we can find the joy in that.

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Ernest Bones IV @30acrefortress.bsky.social · 8h

if you ask me, the only pro-to-call in that situation is russell carrington wilson

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Ernest Bones IV @30acrefortress.bsky.social · 8h

I've had tickets to the Reign Game for Many Weeks and it is now starting across the street from and in the Bottom of the 8th of the most important Mariners game in two decades. Cool cool cool (I would blow it off or show up late but my kid's soccer team is going together)

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Ernest Bones IV @30acrefortress.bsky.social · 8h

hmm, no doom about the Reign? sexist much

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13h

All-time social media graphic from ESPN

An image of a Giants player back flipping with the text

He’s genuinely an idiot.
GUNNER OLSZEWSKI
on Cam Skattebo

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Ernest Bones IV @30acrefortress.bsky.social · 22h

RIP Sister Jean. I get to care because I went to Loyola Chicago 🐺

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Ernest Bones IV @30acrefortress.bsky.social · 1d

Folks, it’s so funny

The Onion @theonion.com · 1d

Forget everything you already know about America's most notorious dead person.

Watch Jeffrey Epstein: Bad Pedophile today at 7 p.m. ET/6 p.m. CT.

Only at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjhSoGcQhWU.

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Ernest Bones IV @30acrefortress.bsky.social · 1d

sir, people are noticing you're talking about childrens' genitals again

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 1d

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

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Ernest Bones IV @30acrefortress.bsky.social · 1d

Those famously uncut Catholic Kennedies

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Ernest Bones IV @30acrefortress.bsky.social · 1d

Atta boy

Ernest Bones IV @30acrefortress.bsky.social · 1d

It’s like Pinocchio, but his humpback grows every time he supports a war crime

The Intercept @theintercept.com · 1d

Republican Senators, with an assist from Sen. John Fetterman, voted down an attempt to block the Trump administration’s missile strikes on alleged Venezuelan drug boats. interc.pt/4o9CBur

A photo of Sen. John Fetterman, D-Pa., sits on the steps of the U.S. Capitol on Oct. 1, 2025, in Washington, overlaid with the headline, "Fetterman Is Sole Democrat to Vote Against Blocking Caribbean Drug Boat Attacks," and the DEK, "It was the first time members of Congress were put on record about whether they supported or opposed the president’s war in the Caribbean."

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Ernest Bones IV @30acrefortress.bsky.social · 1d

Fuck marry kill but for real

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Ernest Bones IV @30acrefortress.bsky.social · 1d

First of all, unfollow your wife

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Ernest Bones IV @30acrefortress.bsky.social · 1d

I love how dumb you are about Where The Sex Comes From

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