Ernest Bones IV
@30acrefortress.bsky.social
World’s biggest boy still I guess? Seahawks | Mariners | Reign | F1 (Lewis, Oscar, Williams) | Everton
You train your whole life to be a supervillain, you think you've got it all figured out, then the first time you're put on the spot to think of a code name for a nefarious project and
Newly released emails show the FBI spent almost $1 million in overtime analyzing the Epstein files as part of an effort dubbed the “Special Redaction Project."
FBI’s Frantic Scramble to Redact Epstein Files Revealed
A trove of emails shows all-nighters and almost $1 million in overtime as Trumpworld debated releasing the Epstein files.
trib.al
November 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
You train your whole life to be a supervillain, you think you've got it all figured out, then the first time you're put on the spot to think of a code name for a nefarious project and
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Today and every Wednesday through Dec. 17, get free admission to the Seattle Art Museum with a donation of at least two non-perishable canned food items, supporting the Pike Market Senior Center and Food Bank. Details below:
Discounts to Visit Seattle Art Museum
To ensure that everyone has the opportunity to experience art, SAM offers monthly free days and various discounts for visiting our locations.
www.seattleartmuseum.org
November 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Today and every Wednesday through Dec. 17, get free admission to the Seattle Art Museum with a donation of at least two non-perishable canned food items, supporting the Pike Market Senior Center and Food Bank. Details below:
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He hits a half-dozen distinct Garfield Faces in less than 30 seconds here. Remarkable work.
the Doug Mills video embedded in the NYT Trump aging story is pretty amazing
November 26, 2025 at 5:19 AM
He hits a half-dozen distinct Garfield Faces in less than 30 seconds here. Remarkable work.
Canonically, the species that lives on a speck of dust in Horton Hears a Who are Whos. This strongly suggests that the Grinch is microscopic.
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Canonically, the species that lives on a speck of dust in Horton Hears a Who are Whos. This strongly suggests that the Grinch is microscopic.
On a phone-based support chat and it disables autocorrect and I can't understand why anyone would consciously make that choice?
November 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
On a phone-based support chat and it disables autocorrect and I can't understand why anyone would consciously make that choice?
Assembling a motley crew of lone wolf criminals, podcasters, and hollywood execs to infiltrate the white house and influence The Big Man himself towards demanding Freaks and Geeks season two
November 25, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Assembling a motley crew of lone wolf criminals, podcasters, and hollywood execs to infiltrate the white house and influence The Big Man himself towards demanding Freaks and Geeks season two
My children 🥰
Red Card for slapping your own team mate.
..that's so Everton, that! 🙄
..that's so Everton, that! 🙄
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
My children 🥰
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Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
November 23, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays:
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink.
If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business.
Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.
That this is not a list of someone's top 100 MST3K episodes underlies that comedy criticism is a subjective art and this was mostly created to anger nerds
The movie listed at #1 is so incredibly misplaced that it calls into question the veracity of the entire list. It belongs on the list, yes, but SO MUCH further down. An absolute, credibility-wrecking flub. Boo, @variety.com! Boo!
variety.com/lists/best-c...
variety.com/lists/best-c...
The 100 Best Comedy Movies of All Time
Variety's list of the 100 best comedy movies of all time includes 'Annie Hall,' 'Pretty Woman,' 'Waiting for Guffman' and 'Young Frankenstein.'
variety.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:55 PM
That this is not a list of someone's top 100 MST3K episodes underlies that comedy criticism is a subjective art and this was mostly created to anger nerds
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨🍳 😘
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
Jeremy Bates made it to the end of the season
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Jeremy Bates made it to the end of the season
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NEWS: The Raiders are firing offensive coordinator Chip Kelly, per source.
Kelly signed a contract to make him the richest offensive coordinator in football this offseason, but is dismissed after just 11 games.
Kelly signed a contract to make him the richest offensive coordinator in football this offseason, but is dismissed after just 11 games.
November 24, 2025 at 3:46 AM
NEWS: The Raiders are firing offensive coordinator Chip Kelly, per source.
Kelly signed a contract to make him the richest offensive coordinator in football this offseason, but is dismissed after just 11 games.
Kelly signed a contract to make him the richest offensive coordinator in football this offseason, but is dismissed after just 11 games.
Trevor Lawrence… bench his azzzzz
November 23, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Trevor Lawrence… bench his azzzzz
Did tre tucker just…. Or know the ball was thrown? Looked like a pretty good pass that he made no effort to catch?
November 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Did tre tucker just…. Or know the ball was thrown? Looked like a pretty good pass that he made no effort to catch?
Did y’all hear about how the Titans have a wide receiver who got to help birth cows as a kid? Yeah, Dike met calf
November 23, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Did y’all hear about how the Titans have a wide receiver who got to help birth cows as a kid? Yeah, Dike met calf
Time of possession is like 38:00-21:00 in favor of Tennessee
November 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Time of possession is like 38:00-21:00 in favor of Tennessee
This game rules for Seahawks fans because we’re winning comfortably but still have a hundred reasons to be furious
November 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
This game rules for Seahawks fans because we’re winning comfortably but still have a hundred reasons to be furious
He just compared Van Jefferson (18 catches for 200 yards this season) to JSN (72 for 1,146 yards)
November 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
He just compared Van Jefferson (18 catches for 200 yards this season) to JSN (72 for 1,146 yards)
lol Macdonald spilled on himself
November 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
lol Macdonald spilled on himself
Bohanna
Bell
O’Connell
Sheriff
Pritchett
All have tackles today
Bell
O’Connell
Sheriff
Pritchett
All have tackles today
November 23, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Bohanna
Bell
O’Connell
Sheriff
Pritchett
All have tackles today
Bell
O’Connell
Sheriff
Pritchett
All have tackles today
This Seahawks defense seems so good but they don’t ever seem to punish the silly shit like that
November 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This Seahawks defense seems so good but they don’t ever seem to punish the silly shit like that
Lmfao what you doin Ward
November 23, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Lmfao what you doin Ward
Me watching the NFL: yeah the officiating is bad but that’s because they’re idiots, not malicious
Me watching F1: clearly McLaren is sabotaging Oscar based on these 72 bulletpoints of circumstantial evidence and vibes
Me watching F1: clearly McLaren is sabotaging Oscar based on these 72 bulletpoints of circumstantial evidence and vibes
November 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Me watching the NFL: yeah the officiating is bad but that’s because they’re idiots, not malicious
Me watching F1: clearly McLaren is sabotaging Oscar based on these 72 bulletpoints of circumstantial evidence and vibes
Me watching F1: clearly McLaren is sabotaging Oscar based on these 72 bulletpoints of circumstantial evidence and vibes