Check out this sexy thing. I want it to be a part of my life so bad.

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They put me in charge of the annual golf tournament (I did not want or ask for this responsibility) and have set records each of the last 4 years. This year we raised over $17,000 for local scholarships. So they let me do as I please on draft day

In an alternate universe “Fantasy Football Party Planner” is a thing and I’m the most famous person on the planet. Eventually I retire into “Bro Day Bashes” and TLC gives me my own show and that’s how I spend my golden years.

I can never remember which is which until it’s on, but the first two are fun. I’ll admit, in this day and age, there are some tough moments of the one with James Caan. But I prefer to believe they didn’t know any better.

Rio bravo with John Wayne. Best western ever made according to my grandpa and I have never had a reason to doubt him. If you like it, John Wayne mad the exact same movie two more times. El Dorado (which is my favorite) and Rio Lobo (this is the worst one, but John was very old and needed the money)

He was the drunkest person in this photo

I’ve made a lot of stuff run on DeWalt batteries that were not built to do so. I’m fairly confident that with enough of them, and a little bit of thought, I could run the whole house on them for a time. There’s always the threat they explode, but I could do it.

I’m knee deep in John Cena’s last match on Peacock. What is this? I’m in.

I have converted DeWalt battery adapters into power outlets. I once kept the crockpot and the fridge running off DeWalt Batteries. They got real hot but they did it

“I don’t know what Christmas is” by The Old 97s. It’s from the Guardians of the Galaxy Christmas Special. It’s great. W gets a big kick out of it.

“Merry Christmas From the Family” by Montgomery Gentry hits pretty close to home with what Christmas was like for my family growing up

I’m not the biggest SJP fan, there are things I like her in, I mean her character in this movie. That character is pure cringe

She is nails on a chalkboard personified

Love that movie. It’s in the yearly Christmas rotation for us

Our guys use them to clean out some our tankers. I don’t know what we have on hand, but I know where to get them

It’s somehow arid and humid and I’m convinced the word horrid was borne to describe Houston. Sticky dry hellhole it is

Fuck Houston