Fatty Scott
@fattyscott.bsky.social
I noticed you noticed the plastic badge. That’s right, I’m a Jr. Marshall at the local Dairy Queen.
She’s lying. She’s only a couple inches shorter than me. And everyone knows I’m 6’4”
I’m not a tall person so yes I do know from experience that I fit to curl up in his crib with him. Sometimes, after we rock at bedtime, I put him down and he whispers “mama come”. I agree by climbing over the rails and cuddling him some more.
February 14, 2026 at 3:07 AM
She’s lying. She’s only a couple inches shorter than me. And everyone knows I’m 6’4”
Bump for the afternoon crowd!
My company has its annual orientation meeting coming up next month and I’m trying to find some speakers to come in. Looking for maybe a yoga teacher to come in and talk about the importance of stretching and maybe a dietitian about the importance of diet/drinking water. Any recommendations?
February 11, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Bump for the afternoon crowd!
My company has its annual orientation meeting coming up next month and I’m trying to find some speakers to come in. Looking for maybe a yoga teacher to come in and talk about the importance of stretching and maybe a dietitian about the importance of diet/drinking water. Any recommendations?
February 11, 2026 at 11:24 AM
My company has its annual orientation meeting coming up next month and I’m trying to find some speakers to come in. Looking for maybe a yoga teacher to come in and talk about the importance of stretching and maybe a dietitian about the importance of diet/drinking water. Any recommendations?
Well, what are you looking for?
Dad and daughter? Father of the Bride
Dad and son? He Got Game
Learn as you go dad? Big Daddy
You never really know your dad? Big Fish
Dads in the mob? Godfather
You and your dad both slept with a Nazi? Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Ps. Field of Dreams sucks.
Dad and daughter? Father of the Bride
Dad and son? He Got Game
Learn as you go dad? Big Daddy
You never really know your dad? Big Fish
Dads in the mob? Godfather
You and your dad both slept with a Nazi? Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Ps. Field of Dreams sucks.
What’s everyone’s favorite dad movie
Trying to do a daily dumb little prompt to not think about The Horrors
February 4, 2026 at 4:38 AM
Well, what are you looking for?
Dad and daughter? Father of the Bride
Dad and son? He Got Game
Learn as you go dad? Big Daddy
You never really know your dad? Big Fish
Dads in the mob? Godfather
You and your dad both slept with a Nazi? Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Ps. Field of Dreams sucks.
Dad and daughter? Father of the Bride
Dad and son? He Got Game
Learn as you go dad? Big Daddy
You never really know your dad? Big Fish
Dads in the mob? Godfather
You and your dad both slept with a Nazi? Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
Ps. Field of Dreams sucks.
I told @marissasays.bsky.social that I didn’t know who Harry Styles was and had never heard his songs. She told me he was in One Direction. And I said “that parody band from like 2001?!” And that’s when I realized that One Direction and 2Ge+her were different things. So yeah, I’m old
February 2, 2026 at 4:48 AM
I told @marissasays.bsky.social that I didn’t know who Harry Styles was and had never heard his songs. She told me he was in One Direction. And I said “that parody band from like 2001?!” And that’s when I realized that One Direction and 2Ge+her were different things. So yeah, I’m old
The Grammys should take a cue from this year’s Royal Rumble. If you’re not gonna be good, at least be over by 5 pm
February 2, 2026 at 4:41 AM
The Grammys should take a cue from this year’s Royal Rumble. If you’re not gonna be good, at least be over by 5 pm
Reposted by Fatty Scott
When it happens I think it would be both fun and funny if after the celebrations die down no one ever says the name again or acknowledges he ever existed. Like see how long we can keep it up
February 2, 2026 at 4:02 AM
When it happens I think it would be both fun and funny if after the celebrations die down no one ever says the name again or acknowledges he ever existed. Like see how long we can keep it up
Just show me the god damn trailer now
February 2, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Just show me the god damn trailer now
Reggie been a douchebag since day one. Just disrespecting this woman to her face
The video of this is KILLING and look at her face 😭😭😭
February 2, 2026 at 3:10 AM
Reggie been a douchebag since day one. Just disrespecting this woman to her face
Bullshit that Nick Offerman would be caught dead on a Carnival Cruise
February 2, 2026 at 3:02 AM
Bullshit that Nick Offerman would be caught dead on a Carnival Cruise
This Lady Gaga performance is a better country album than whatever the fuck it is Jelly Roll does
February 2, 2026 at 2:30 AM
This Lady Gaga performance is a better country album than whatever the fuck it is Jelly Roll does
I know we are going to have to do a lot of painting at the new house so I wanted a battery powered paint sprayer. I wasn’t willing to spend $200-$300 so I found one for $40. The box says “VERY GOOD 👍” and there’s a card inside that says “WARRANTY now”. So I feel pretty confident in my purchase
January 29, 2026 at 3:36 AM
I know we are going to have to do a lot of painting at the new house so I wanted a battery powered paint sprayer. I wasn’t willing to spend $200-$300 so I found one for $40. The box says “VERY GOOD 👍” and there’s a card inside that says “WARRANTY now”. So I feel pretty confident in my purchase
The Bear, Season 2, Episode 6 “Fishes”. It was so incredibly uncomfortable and hit so impossibly close to home. I’ll never watch it again because I’ve lived that family dinner a thousand times, but god damn do I respect the accuracy of it.
Name your fav dinner scene
January 29, 2026 at 2:46 AM
The Bear, Season 2, Episode 6 “Fishes”. It was so incredibly uncomfortable and hit so impossibly close to home. I’ll never watch it again because I’ve lived that family dinner a thousand times, but god damn do I respect the accuracy of it.
Wait. Are housecats a natural predator of bears?!
January 24, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Wait. Are housecats a natural predator of bears?!
The boy needs to earn his keep
January 20, 2026 at 2:08 AM
The boy needs to earn his keep
Anaconda is very stupid (complimentary)
January 18, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Anaconda is very stupid (complimentary)
WE FUCKIN DID IT!
December 30, 2025 at 5:17 AM
WE FUCKIN DID IT!
We host it at the local Elks Lodge. This year we had a personal chef and bartender. I have custom draft software we display on a big screen and provide everyone with draft packets/stats/clipboards. There’s a paid draft operator. We don’t fuck about
It’s like a 14 or 16 man league. There’s divisions and everything. The draft is in person and catered with wings and fries and an open bar. Fantasy draft day is an observed holiday for our home.
December 30, 2025 at 5:16 AM
We host it at the local Elks Lodge. This year we had a personal chef and bartender. I have custom draft software we display on a big screen and provide everyone with draft packets/stats/clipboards. There’s a paid draft operator. We don’t fuck about
As a teenager, I peed next to Dick Vermeil at Cabelas. I’m pretty sure he didn’t wash his hands.
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 5:11 AM
As a teenager, I peed next to Dick Vermeil at Cabelas. I’m pretty sure he didn’t wash his hands.
Is the NBA G League played in a convention center? There’s a giant tarp as the backdrop and I’m really hoping the 2025 sandwich artist convention is happening on the other side of
December 19, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Is the NBA G League played in a convention center? There’s a giant tarp as the backdrop and I’m really hoping the 2025 sandwich artist convention is happening on the other side of
Why would they not have Lil Naitch ref this match?
December 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Why would they not have Lil Naitch ref this match?
It’s really cool that YouTubeTV is going to give me a $20 credit for not providing the service that I paid for. But instead of just giving it back, they’re letting me do a mini quest. All I have to do is go to the bridge and answer the Troll’s riddle three. They knew I loved extra tasks.
November 11, 2025 at 5:00 AM
It’s really cool that YouTubeTV is going to give me a $20 credit for not providing the service that I paid for. But instead of just giving it back, they’re letting me do a mini quest. All I have to do is go to the bridge and answer the Troll’s riddle three. They knew I loved extra tasks.
John Cornyn can fuck himself too
November 8, 2025 at 10:59 PM
John Cornyn can fuck himself too
“We invented the telephone.”
What the fuck did you just say to me, Luke Wilson?
What the fuck did you just say to me, Luke Wilson?
November 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
“We invented the telephone.”
What the fuck did you just say to me, Luke Wilson?
What the fuck did you just say to me, Luke Wilson?