I am being held in Twitter Jail dears. Spread the word and follow me here. I will not be silenced.
*looks serious yet vulnerable yet strong yet appealing*
*looks serious yet vulnerable yet strong yet appealing*
May 5, 2024 at 1:52 AM
I am being held in Twitter Jail dears. Spread the word and follow me here. I will not be silenced.
*looks serious yet vulnerable yet strong yet appealing*
*looks serious yet vulnerable yet strong yet appealing*
*jacks thermostat to 120*
January 11, 2024 at 11:52 PM
*jacks thermostat to 120*
Bluesky: Show me a self-basting Christmas roast option. *licks lips*
December 5, 2023 at 2:05 AM
Bluesky: Show me a self-basting Christmas roast option. *licks lips*
*yawns*
October 29, 2023 at 2:02 PM
*yawns*
*changes clock on litter tray*
October 29, 2023 at 12:27 AM
*changes clock on litter tray*
I'm in the mood for stalking dears.
Who should I stalk?
*stares*
Who should I stalk?
*stares*
October 26, 2023 at 4:56 PM
I'm in the mood for stalking dears.
Who should I stalk?
*stares*
Who should I stalk?
*stares*
*jumps on top of wardrobe*
*stares*
*stares*
October 14, 2023 at 8:36 PM
*jumps on top of wardrobe*
*stares*
*stares*
It’s what we in the trade use to pay unexpected bills via Zurich.
*flicks tail*
*presses buttons*
*flicks tail*
*presses buttons*
Fatwans what’s a Swiss siphon?
October 12, 2023 at 2:36 AM
It’s what we in the trade use to pay unexpected bills via Zurich.
*flicks tail*
*presses buttons*
*flicks tail*
*presses buttons*
*connects Swiss siphons*
The electric clog is in for its first ever service today. They’ve just phoned me to tell me how much it’s going to cost.
Attn: @fatwans.bsky.social: put on the red light. Daddy needs some dollar.
Attn: @fatwans.bsky.social: put on the red light. Daddy needs some dollar.
October 11, 2023 at 2:56 PM
*connects Swiss siphons*
I’d throw glitter at @dignut.bsky.social in protest, but he’d probably think it was gay magic or something.
October 10, 2023 at 1:13 PM
I’d throw glitter at @dignut.bsky.social in protest, but he’d probably think it was gay magic or something.
Bluesky: show me an image of desperation.
*covers eyes*
*covers eyes*
October 8, 2023 at 1:39 AM
Bluesky: show me an image of desperation.
*covers eyes*
*covers eyes*
It's #UKFungusDay tomorrow dears.
A good time to burn the festering contents of the staff panty hamper.
Purity is all.
🔥
A good time to burn the festering contents of the staff panty hamper.
Purity is all.
🔥
October 6, 2023 at 12:46 PM
It's #UKFungusDay tomorrow dears.
A good time to burn the festering contents of the staff panty hamper.
Purity is all.
🔥
A good time to burn the festering contents of the staff panty hamper.
Purity is all.
🔥
Oh not this again.
I told you I can book ‘Fur by Fifi’ to give you a Blonde Ambition Makeover for 7.99.
8.99 if you want downstairs taken care of too.
*stares*
I told you I can book ‘Fur by Fifi’ to give you a Blonde Ambition Makeover for 7.99.
8.99 if you want downstairs taken care of too.
*stares*
How do I change my Memoji on iOS? I need to make its hair greyer.
October 1, 2023 at 11:39 PM
Oh not this again.
I told you I can book ‘Fur by Fifi’ to give you a Blonde Ambition Makeover for 7.99.
8.99 if you want downstairs taken care of too.
*stares*
I told you I can book ‘Fur by Fifi’ to give you a Blonde Ambition Makeover for 7.99.
8.99 if you want downstairs taken care of too.
*stares*
*orders bulk pack of staff maintenance drugs*
October 1, 2023 at 1:05 AM
*orders bulk pack of staff maintenance drugs*
For the avoidance of doubt dears this is a pathetic stunt plushy he keeps for ‘special occasions’ I was out on the nip with the lads.
*scowls*
*scowls*
My husband is out on the town with his Uni mates, so I’m home alone with @fatwans.bsky.social … on a Friday night?
It can only mean one thing…
CAT PARTY!!!
It can only mean one thing…
CAT PARTY!!!
September 30, 2023 at 1:47 AM
For the avoidance of doubt dears this is a pathetic stunt plushy he keeps for ‘special occasions’ I was out on the nip with the lads.
*scowls*
*scowls*
*stalks*
Made some new friends today. They were even more demanding than @fatwans.
September 27, 2023 at 2:39 AM
*stalks*
*patrols perimeters*
*sniffs*
*sniffs*
September 25, 2023 at 3:22 AM
*patrols perimeters*
*sniffs*
*sniffs*
I do like a nice blue sky dears. So useful for launching rockets, lasering things with accuracy and bird watching.
*stares*
I may need to take control of this place. It needs licking into shape.
*licks things*
*stares*
I may need to take control of this place. It needs licking into shape.
*licks things*
September 20, 2023 at 8:30 PM
I do like a nice blue sky dears. So useful for launching rockets, lasering things with accuracy and bird watching.
*stares*
I may need to take control of this place. It needs licking into shape.
*licks things*
*stares*
I may need to take control of this place. It needs licking into shape.
*licks things*