Cris
@fauxsito.bsky.social
Don't tease the octopus, kids
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UGHGH FORGOT TO CHECK IF THE FEEBAS THIS BITCH-ASS TRAINER TRADED ME HAD THE ITEM & IT DIDN'T SO THEY FUCKED ME & DISCONNECTED
December 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
UGHGH FORGOT TO CHECK IF THE FEEBAS THIS BITCH-ASS TRAINER TRADED ME HAD THE ITEM & IT DIDN'T SO THEY FUCKED ME & DISCONNECTED
"Have you ever seen yourself reflected in media" yeah sometimes
December 25, 2025 at 11:22 PM
"Have you ever seen yourself reflected in media" yeah sometimes
Sick to death of "cooked"
December 18, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Sick to death of "cooked"
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People will say it came out of nowhere and this is the nowhere they're talking about.
December 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
People will say it came out of nowhere and this is the nowhere they're talking about.
Also I watched Friendship & wanted to like it so bad but it was so disjointed & like weird in not a good way. Tim Robinson was still super funny in it but it was like everything was being made up on the spot
December 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Also I watched Friendship & wanted to like it so bad but it was so disjointed & like weird in not a good way. Tim Robinson was still super funny in it but it was like everything was being made up on the spot
My coworker & I were discussing all the stupid streaming services & she was like "yeah, it's like communism at this point--we don't really have choices" & I was like whhh that is so clearly a symptom of late-stage capitalism fuckery. I don't understand the communism scapegoat thing at all
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
My coworker & I were discussing all the stupid streaming services & she was like "yeah, it's like communism at this point--we don't really have choices" & I was like whhh that is so clearly a symptom of late-stage capitalism fuckery. I don't understand the communism scapegoat thing at all
I had to call a detective to find out a day of death for a performer who killed himself & it was a surreal experience
November 21, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I had to call a detective to find out a day of death for a performer who killed himself & it was a surreal experience
5th SHF playthrough started today yayyy this is the most I've ever replayed a full, non-roguelike game in such a short span
November 14, 2025 at 1:09 AM
5th SHF playthrough started today yayyy this is the most I've ever replayed a full, non-roguelike game in such a short span
Probably shouldn't be yelling, "Hey, you little fucker" about a Pancham but here we are
October 17, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Probably shouldn't be yelling, "Hey, you little fucker" about a Pancham but here we are
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Today is Indigenous Peoples’ Day.
October 13, 2025 at 10:59 AM
Today is Indigenous Peoples’ Day.
Maaaan person from our mail team passed after battling cancer. Hadn't seen him in months.
October 10, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Maaaan person from our mail team passed after battling cancer. Hadn't seen him in months.
Grateful sweatshirt weather is coming back so I can hide my stupid body
October 8, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Grateful sweatshirt weather is coming back so I can hide my stupid body
Daffy Duck when he realizes who switched the sign back to "Duck Season"
October 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
Daffy Duck when he realizes who switched the sign back to "Duck Season"
It bums me the fuck out when people don't get along over stupid shit that one can get past with some introspection
September 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
It bums me the fuck out when people don't get along over stupid shit that one can get past with some introspection
What is with these braindead fucks that follow hella close on surface streets & then SWERVE AROUND YOU when you're still driving straight? Dangerous dumbass impatient little bitch burgers, wait your fucking turn like the rest of us. Enjoy your future car accidents 🖕🖕🖕 anyway :3c
September 19, 2025 at 2:03 PM
What is with these braindead fucks that follow hella close on surface streets & then SWERVE AROUND YOU when you're still driving straight? Dangerous dumbass impatient little bitch burgers, wait your fucking turn like the rest of us. Enjoy your future car accidents 🖕🖕🖕 anyway :3c
I always wanna say "Espresso is the coffee drink. Expresso is the bird you ride in Donkey Kong Country" but I'm already weird enough without saying something like that
Fighting a tough battle rn (not correcting my coworker writing "expresso" instead of "espresso")
September 17, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I always wanna say "Espresso is the coffee drink. Expresso is the bird you ride in Donkey Kong Country" but I'm already weird enough without saying something like that
Fighting a tough battle rn (not correcting my coworker writing "expresso" instead of "espresso")
September 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Fighting a tough battle rn (not correcting my coworker writing "expresso" instead of "espresso")
I hate my stupid birthday lmao
September 16, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I hate my stupid birthday lmao
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Here is some non-satire for you:
Trans rights forever.
Trans rights forever.
September 14, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Here is some non-satire for you:
Trans rights forever.
Trans rights forever.
My dad smiled twice this whole weekend
September 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
My dad smiled twice this whole weekend
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September 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
What it's like dealing with a cat that won't hesitat to bite you out of sleep
In Super Mario Odyssey, kicking things is Mario's highest priority, overriding all other actions. If a kickable object, such as a football, is thrown at Mario while he is asleep, he will momentarily wake up just to kick it before instantly going back to sleep.
September 12, 2025 at 3:27 PM
What it's like dealing with a cat that won't hesitat to bite you out of sleep
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Please DO NOT fucking interact with me if you choose to use ChatGPT or copilot or ai anything i dont want anything to fucking do with you
I deleted a game i loved after months bc they started using ai without hesitation
I hate it i hate it i hate
I deleted a game i loved after months bc they started using ai without hesitation
I hate it i hate it i hate
September 8, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Please DO NOT fucking interact with me if you choose to use ChatGPT or copilot or ai anything i dont want anything to fucking do with you
I deleted a game i loved after months bc they started using ai without hesitation
I hate it i hate it i hate
I deleted a game i loved after months bc they started using ai without hesitation
I hate it i hate it i hate