Last Feast of Harlequin
@feastlastharlequin.bsky.social
He/Him. Horror propagandist & football shitposter.
If it takes you 17 hours to talk about a mid game, maybe you’re not good at your job. (mauler is a pedant).
December 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
If it takes you 17 hours to talk about a mid game, maybe you’re not good at your job. (mauler is a pedant).
4 times down, 12 to go.
1,954 pages read, 5,424 remaining.
I already hated Greek myth retellings (unless they’re by @theworldsgreatestwriter.com) but now I can hate them 🎉 metaphysically 🎉 too. It’s amazing how much is lost when Greek poetry/philosophy is ignored.
1,954 pages read, 5,424 remaining.
I already hated Greek myth retellings (unless they’re by @theworldsgreatestwriter.com) but now I can hate them 🎉 metaphysically 🎉 too. It’s amazing how much is lost when Greek poetry/philosophy is ignored.
December 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
4 times down, 12 to go.
1,954 pages read, 5,424 remaining.
I already hated Greek myth retellings (unless they’re by @theworldsgreatestwriter.com) but now I can hate them 🎉 metaphysically 🎉 too. It’s amazing how much is lost when Greek poetry/philosophy is ignored.
1,954 pages read, 5,424 remaining.
I already hated Greek myth retellings (unless they’re by @theworldsgreatestwriter.com) but now I can hate them 🎉 metaphysically 🎉 too. It’s amazing how much is lost when Greek poetry/philosophy is ignored.
Been chipping away at this one. Finished it off with a no damage kill on the final boss on Lost in the Fog difficulty.
December 1, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Been chipping away at this one. Finished it off with a no damage kill on the final boss on Lost in the Fog difficulty.
Finished this set the other day. A damned good follow-up to the first volume—CASTLE bled atmosphere & the gothic, GHOST is the bleakest film out of both sets (less a ghost tale and more existential horror), and MOUNT OE… was odd. Good? But odd. Great practical monsters.
Highly, highly recommend it.
Highly, highly recommend it.
November 21, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Finished this set the other day. A damned good follow-up to the first volume—CASTLE bled atmosphere & the gothic, GHOST is the bleakest film out of both sets (less a ghost tale and more existential horror), and MOUNT OE… was odd. Good? But odd. Great practical monsters.
Highly, highly recommend it.
Highly, highly recommend it.
Revisiting DETENTION for the first time in eons. Modern Taiwanese horror couldn’t have asked for a better debut on the world stage.
DETENTION and DEVOTION are the finest one-two punch since SH2 & 3.
DETENTION and DEVOTION are the finest one-two punch since SH2 & 3.
November 19, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Revisiting DETENTION for the first time in eons. Modern Taiwanese horror couldn’t have asked for a better debut on the world stage.
DETENTION and DEVOTION are the finest one-two punch since SH2 & 3.
DETENTION and DEVOTION are the finest one-two punch since SH2 & 3.
Thoroughly loved @hazelzorn.bsky.social ‘s REEF MIND! I’ll be eating for days on its environmental and philosophical depths, and, as if it needed to do anything else, it’s also a damned good aquatic horror. Highly, highly recommended!
November 16, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Thoroughly loved @hazelzorn.bsky.social ‘s REEF MIND! I’ll be eating for days on its environmental and philosophical depths, and, as if it needed to do anything else, it’s also a damned good aquatic horror. Highly, highly recommended!
3 tomes down. 13 to go.
1,542 pages read, 5,836 remaining.
At the halfway point of the first series.
On to tome 4. I’ve understood 95% of the work so far… but here’s where I expect to start getting my ass kicked.
1,542 pages read, 5,836 remaining.
At the halfway point of the first series.
On to tome 4. I’ve understood 95% of the work so far… but here’s where I expect to start getting my ass kicked.
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
3 tomes down. 13 to go.
1,542 pages read, 5,836 remaining.
At the halfway point of the first series.
On to tome 4. I’ve understood 95% of the work so far… but here’s where I expect to start getting my ass kicked.
1,542 pages read, 5,836 remaining.
At the halfway point of the first series.
On to tome 4. I’ve understood 95% of the work so far… but here’s where I expect to start getting my ass kicked.
This box is huuuuuuuuuuuuge.
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
This box is huuuuuuuuuuuuge.
Legally distinct Bloodborne has arrived!!!!
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Legally distinct Bloodborne has arrived!!!!
For the theo nerds. I believe this is the same Rowan Williams that later served as Archbishop of Canterbury.*
*Look I’m not saying it can’t be the white boy who converted to the Ethiopian Orthodox Täwaḥədo Church, but the odds are pretty slim.
*Look I’m not saying it can’t be the white boy who converted to the Ethiopian Orthodox Täwaḥədo Church, but the odds are pretty slim.
November 13, 2025 at 10:11 PM
For the theo nerds. I believe this is the same Rowan Williams that later served as Archbishop of Canterbury.*
*Look I’m not saying it can’t be the white boy who converted to the Ethiopian Orthodox Täwaḥədo Church, but the odds are pretty slim.
*Look I’m not saying it can’t be the white boy who converted to the Ethiopian Orthodox Täwaḥədo Church, but the odds are pretty slim.
Bought on a whim, turned out to be the best of the Bond games. Captured the social aspect of Bond better than anything else while being infinitely more interesting than the movies. The shooting’s great, the theme’s a banger, the driving is fun, and the locations fantastic. Couldn’t ask for more.
November 12, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Bought on a whim, turned out to be the best of the Bond games. Captured the social aspect of Bond better than anything else while being infinitely more interesting than the movies. The shooting’s great, the theme’s a banger, the driving is fun, and the locations fantastic. Couldn’t ask for more.
Here’s some comics I recently finished:
GRAVENEYE: lived up to four years worth of hype. Gorgeous & fucked up.
JUMPSCARE: horror flavored Spider-Man. Really fun.
ATHANASIA: powerful in part, disjointed in others. Pulls a lot of punches. Like everything else claiming to be ‘disturbing’—it ain’t.
GRAVENEYE: lived up to four years worth of hype. Gorgeous & fucked up.
JUMPSCARE: horror flavored Spider-Man. Really fun.
ATHANASIA: powerful in part, disjointed in others. Pulls a lot of punches. Like everything else claiming to be ‘disturbing’—it ain’t.
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Here’s some comics I recently finished:
GRAVENEYE: lived up to four years worth of hype. Gorgeous & fucked up.
JUMPSCARE: horror flavored Spider-Man. Really fun.
ATHANASIA: powerful in part, disjointed in others. Pulls a lot of punches. Like everything else claiming to be ‘disturbing’—it ain’t.
GRAVENEYE: lived up to four years worth of hype. Gorgeous & fucked up.
JUMPSCARE: horror flavored Spider-Man. Really fun.
ATHANASIA: powerful in part, disjointed in others. Pulls a lot of punches. Like everything else claiming to be ‘disturbing’—it ain’t.
2 volumes down. 14 to go.
1,085 pages read, 6,173 remaining.
‘Bout a 5th into volume 3.
The section on Pseudo-Dionysius in volume 2 should be considered definitive and included in all editions of P-DtA.
1,085 pages read, 6,173 remaining.
‘Bout a 5th into volume 3.
The section on Pseudo-Dionysius in volume 2 should be considered definitive and included in all editions of P-DtA.
November 6, 2025 at 2:12 PM
2 volumes down. 14 to go.
1,085 pages read, 6,173 remaining.
‘Bout a 5th into volume 3.
The section on Pseudo-Dionysius in volume 2 should be considered definitive and included in all editions of P-DtA.
1,085 pages read, 6,173 remaining.
‘Bout a 5th into volume 3.
The section on Pseudo-Dionysius in volume 2 should be considered definitive and included in all editions of P-DtA.
When a philosopher is secretly a muppet.
November 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
When a philosopher is secretly a muppet.
First volume down. Fifteen to go.
Most significant systematic theology since the Summa.
Most significant systematic theology since the Summa.
October 20, 2025 at 12:16 PM
First volume down. Fifteen to go.
Most significant systematic theology since the Summa.
Most significant systematic theology since the Summa.
Da fuck do I have a Nancy Pelosi meme…
Oh yeah that makes sense.
Oh yeah that makes sense.
October 18, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Da fuck do I have a Nancy Pelosi meme…
Oh yeah that makes sense.
Oh yeah that makes sense.
A most wonderful horror mail. (I don’t remember what I included in the last one and too lazy to look).
October 14, 2025 at 8:51 PM
A most wonderful horror mail. (I don’t remember what I included in the last one and too lazy to look).
Hans Urs Von Balthasar says ‘screw cozy fic.’
Sadly, more so than its recent ascendancy, Christians have to be constantly reminded of this. (And Christian media is the ur cozy media).
Sadly, more so than its recent ascendancy, Christians have to be constantly reminded of this. (And Christian media is the ur cozy media).
October 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Hans Urs Von Balthasar says ‘screw cozy fic.’
Sadly, more so than its recent ascendancy, Christians have to be constantly reminded of this. (And Christian media is the ur cozy media).
Sadly, more so than its recent ascendancy, Christians have to be constantly reminded of this. (And Christian media is the ur cozy media).
Ownership needs to step up and clean house. This is not Ravens football. Today was the worst, most embarrassing loss in franchise history. There’s no fight in the D. Frustration in the O.
The problems of the last 3 years have come home to roost.
The problems of the last 3 years have come home to roost.
October 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Ownership needs to step up and clean house. This is not Ravens football. Today was the worst, most embarrassing loss in franchise history. There’s no fight in the D. Frustration in the O.
The problems of the last 3 years have come home to roost.
The problems of the last 3 years have come home to roost.
Do my eyes deceive me or did Van Ryder Games added legally distinct DARK HARVEST & Sawtooth Jack to the FINAL GIRL game?
October 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Do my eyes deceive me or did Van Ryder Games added legally distinct DARK HARVEST & Sawtooth Jack to the FINAL GIRL game?
A fantastic horror mail to kickoff the High Unholy Days of Halloween!
September 30, 2025 at 7:56 PM
A fantastic horror mail to kickoff the High Unholy Days of Halloween!
No one’s like @horrorsong.blog. No one.
September 26, 2025 at 7:46 PM
No one’s like @horrorsong.blog. No one.
That explains why the devs came out made this statement. From their X:
September 26, 2025 at 6:45 PM
That explains why the devs came out made this statement. From their X:
Let the bad times roll!
September 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Let the bad times roll!