Northern Scum
Woke AF
Smells nice
#MDANT 🥉
Artificial trailing ivy does a lot of heavy lifting this year 💃
Artificial trailing ivy does a lot of heavy lifting this year 💃
I could shag myself.
I could shag myself.
Dirty pusher 📚
Dirty pusher 📚
I regret nothing.
I regret nothing.
Yes it's early.
Come at me bro, all my fucks left after I'd had to untangle the lights.
Yes it's early.
Come at me bro, all my fucks left after I'd had to untangle the lights.
Some fucker* didn't bother putting the tree lights away neatly.
*It's me.
I'm the fucker 👱🔫🎄
Some fucker* didn't bother putting the tree lights away neatly.
*It's me.
I'm the fucker 👱🔫🎄
I've had worse mornings.
I've had worse mornings.
The blood-curdling screaming my cat was doing was merely her squaring up to a rival cat on her turf.
Fuck's sake, George.
The blood-curdling screaming my cat was doing was merely her squaring up to a rival cat on her turf.
Fuck's sake, George.
I always wished I looked like her 🩷
I always wished I looked like her 🩷
Imagine being friends with a genocidal fucking maniac and thinking you're in any way a decent human being.
What. The. Fuck? 🚮
Imagine being friends with a genocidal fucking maniac and thinking you're in any way a decent human being.
What. The. Fuck? 🚮
This is an excellent day off 🤌
This is an excellent day off 🤌