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John Frightenby 🎃 @feexby.bsky.social · 1d

Amen 🙏

John Frightenby 🎃 @feexby.bsky.social · 1d

Listened to the news a bit

What I apprehended was:

Mentally ill people should work. Physically ill people should work. It’s good for them, I imagine. Can’t prove it, but it suits one’s privileged world view

And then we grind their bones to make our bread. It’s what Thatcher would have wanted

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John Frightenby 🎃 @feexby.bsky.social · 1d

I have acorn aspects. Any of the thousands of professionals who have catheterised me over the last year would vouchsafe this were they not bound by a code of ethics and simple human decency.

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John Frightenby 🎃 @feexby.bsky.social · 1d

The last 2 days have not been top drawer, but the kindness of other people has got me through.

I haven’t done anything to deserve this astonishing largesse.

My gratitude is sky high. As Randy Newman & Alan Price once put it, “It’s just amazing how fair people can be.”

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The Alan Price Set - Simon Smith & The Amazing Dancing Bear (1967)

YouTube video by Beat-Club

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John Frightenby 🎃 @feexby.bsky.social · 2d

Trying to do that anyway.

Jings, Simon. Sometimes it’s all I can do to stand still uneventfully.

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John Frightenby 🎃 @feexby.bsky.social · 2d

Fucking hell.

Tomorrow will be better, I’m sure.

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John Frightenby 🎃 @feexby.bsky.social · 2d

*fail

Very many oops.

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John Frightenby 🎃 @feexby.bsky.social · 2d

Armageddon is a great film. I bet I can squeeze another watch in.

“It’s Harry Stamper. He doesn’t know how to film!”

I’m crying just remembering it.

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John Frightenby 🎃 @feexby.bsky.social · 2d

One year on and I’ve hit the twenty percent survival window.

I’m sorry for those four out of five fuckers.

Perhaps I didn’t spend your hours as you’d have wanted, I mean I listened to a lot of prog rock and watched Armageddon at least three times. But I tried hard to do neither hurt nor harm.

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John Frightenby 🎃 @feexby.bsky.social · 2d

Today has gone off the rails slightly.

Back on #Frightenby25 tomorrow.

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John Frightenby 🎃 @feexby.bsky.social · 2d

Ah bollocks.

That’s the world a less jolly place then.

Booksellers of the world salute you, Madame.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cg...

Dame Jilly Cooper: Best-selling author of raunchy romance dies aged 88

Her agent says her

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John Frightenby 🎃 @feexby.bsky.social · 2d

I stan Krypton81

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John Frightenby 🎃 @feexby.bsky.social · 3d

Day six if you’ve surrendered to the tyrannical system of big numbers.

I have numbers. Big, beautiful numbers. The best numbers. Great American Numbers.

You’re all under arrest.

John Frightenby 🎃 @feexby.bsky.social · 3d

Well ah well ah, fair enough, Kirsty.

Love those hits though.

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John Frightenby 🎃 @feexby.bsky.social · 3d

Oh yeah.

Succession
Breaking Bad
Better Call Saul

So many sitcoms: Peep Show, Derry Girls, Mrs. Brown’s Boys. Had a look. Not for me. My loss, I accept.

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John Frightenby 🎃 @feexby.bsky.social · 3d

Still knee deep in other folks’ entrails I feel that #Frightenby25 day five may be a bit frivolous.

This is secret code for “I want to give Young Frankenstein a spin”

16) Young Frankenstein
17) Ghostbusters
18) Ghostbusters II

WE GOT ONE!

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John Frightenby 🎃 @feexby.bsky.social · 3d

Another week. OK, then.

Waris, Verity, Sydney: I will do my best not to let you down.

❤️❤️

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John Frightenby 🎃 @feexby.bsky.social · 3d

Grease
Friends
Buffy (TV series)
The Office (US version)
Gavin & Stacey

Nothing personal. It just never happened and god’s green earth on my time is dwindling here.

Hannah Fearn @hannahfearn.bsky.social · 3d

Inspired by a post I just saw in which someone admitted they hadn’t seen a single episode of Friends nor the film Love Actually… what cultural hole do you have that’s a bit weird for your generation?

I’ll go first: I haven’t seen Dirty Dancing.

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John Frightenby 🎃 @feexby.bsky.social · 3d

Two years. Three films.

It takes Marvel that long to get the tops off their biros

John Frightenby 🎃 @feexby.bsky.social · 3d

The 4K transfer of Zombie Flesh Eaters is sublime.

I’ve had to grade Murder Rock harshly because the “dance” “instructors” can’t count to eight on the eight beat. Seven, eight, nine out of ten.

The Gates Of Hell will never not be brilliant. An unsurpassable two years work.

#Frightenby25

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John Frightenby 🎃 @feexby.bsky.social · 3d

And now I’m gone.

John Frightenby 🎃 @feexby.bsky.social · 3d

Cheating fucking owl prick.

Les chouettes ne sont pas vertes.

You’re not my real owl.

John Frightenby 🎃 @feexby.bsky.social · 3d

Found it!

I am now on Do Not Disturb.

I’ll be over there being deplorable.

See you all on Monday.

The artwork for the otherwise exemplary 4K release of Fulci’s barely coherent Murder Rock. It’s mostly the left boob of a murdered young woman. OK then.

Fulci’s Gates Of Hell trilogy.

It’s not a real trilogy.

Arrow’s Blu-ray releases of City Of The Living Dead, The Beyond, and The House By The Cemetery.

Mary Whitehouse, a controlling, interfering busybody in front of a sign saying “CHILDREN AT RISK FROM VIOLENT AND OBSCENE VIDEOS” as though parental responsibility was down to artists rather than parents.

She’s dead now. I hope she’s happy finally.

Honestly a lot of her stuff about the normalisation of porn was right. It’s only fair to acknowledge this.

John Frightenby 🎃 @feexby.bsky.social · 3d

Fuck, yeah.

Fight while you have it. Once it’s gone you’ve lost it forever.

Queen of Land @queenofland.bsky.social · 4d

I cannot stress this enough, and I am tired of saying it: British white people, everything you are seeing in the US is coming here and you cannot watch Eurovision or Great British Bakeoff or sign petitions and think you can stiff-upper-lip or ignore your way out of this.

Learn to be UNCOMFORTABLE.

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Queen of Land @queenofland.bsky.social · 4d

I cannot stress this enough, and I am tired of saying it: British white people, everything you are seeing in the US is coming here and you cannot watch Eurovision or Great British Bakeoff or sign petitions and think you can stiff-upper-lip or ignore your way out of this.

Learn to be UNCOMFORTABLE.

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