Felipe Torres Medina
@felipetmedina.bsky.social
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Comedian from a country you misspell 🇨🇴 Writer @ The Late Show with Stephen Colbert BUY MY HUMOR BOOK https://allmylinks.com/felipetorresmedina
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I hope some newspapers use a crop where you can easily read the sign.
A protester outside an ICE detention facility marches through clouds of irritant gas carrying American flags. A sign lying on the pavement by his feet reads “EVERY ICE AGENT WILL BE HELD TO ACCOUNT.”
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All’s I’m gonna say is I think you’re gonna wanna watch Stephen Colbert tonight.
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Not saying it would save everything but I feel like we could do a lot about the male loneliness epidemic by hosting a bunch of screenings of “Master & Commander: The Far Side of the World.”
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Eric Adams can’t do a scavenger hunt because everyone knows “the first stop is always Istanbul.”
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Holy shit, my humor book, “America, Let Me In,” is the #1 book on Immigration Policy on Amazon! That a joke book can do this is very cool and a little distressing!

Keep me at #1 by ordering it for yourself or your aunt or your cousin who thought “mass deportation now” excluded big booty latinas.
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Jeremy is wise! Be like Jeremy!
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I just read AMERICA, LET ME IN by @felipetmedina.bsky.social, and I recommend it for anyone who wants a primer on US immigration, a memoir, and a choose-your-own-adventure tribute/parody with good jokes.

Plus, he’s a Colbert Show writer, so this is a good time for it. Read it now!
The book cover of “America, Let Me In”
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Thanks for reading and sharing!
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Whoever came up with the word "hitherto" needed to take a fucking chill pill.
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Simply the best job I’ve ever had. I love @colbertlateshow.bsky.social and everyone who works there. You have ten months to keep watching us do the best show on earth.
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Hey, Milwaukee, you get to be the last stop on my book tour, so come over to @boswellbooks.bsky.social tonight at 6:30 to see me talk to @taylorkayphillips.bsky.social about my book!
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A fun way to get back at Jeff Bezos on Prime Day is to buy your books at your local bookstore!

If you’re in Chicago, buy my book and coming to see me talk about it with Emmy Award-Winner Ali Barthwell at tomorrow at Three Avenues Bookshop at 6:30 pm!

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I simply can’t bring my two kids, Braydren and The Girl to see the new Superman movie because it is so woke. Also, because I don’t have visitation rights.
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The only good thing about Andy Ogles is that his name is also a description of his profile picture and a warning to all women around him.
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Finding out that Zohran Mamdani is an Arsenal fan who was active in Arsenal Twitter is very funny because you know soon the mayor of NYC has a deep trigger phrase that is the phrase “he’s 28 until he becomes 29.”
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Love it when the brain just surfaces a funny memory for no particular reason. Was reading a terrific piece about US banking regulation and unbidden, remembered “he‘s a lot nearer 29 than he is 28” and started laughing on the Tube.
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Lander: "It's just gross, racist bigotry. Meanwhile he's running an optimistic, upbeat campaign for a NY where everybody belongs, and I feel proud as the highest-ranking Jewish elected official in NYC to be supporting somebody who would be the first Muslim mayor—what could be more NYC than that?"
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Hope and solidarity won tonight, and will win again in November.

Congratulations, @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
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Spare a thought for Andrew Cuomo’s Airbnb host who all of a sudden needs to find a new guest.
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Zohran won the primary. I had a really great club sandwich.

Overall, a pretty good day for 33-year-old brown immigrants with a beard who live in New York.
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Aanand @aanand.style · Jun 25
It’s Handsome Brown Boy Summer you fucks
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Andrew Cuomo will now return to his home planet, Pervertitron-7