(I opened it just to have a little look and read 40 pages)

You're not making me feel like less of a stereotypical man for having to google this

Sounds like something Joseph Heller would come up with

We're seeing increased activity in the short fiction space, absolutely bullish signals. I for one am going all in on 200% leverage George Saunders long options.

Great geniuses are often ignored and misunderstood

Great geniuses are often ignored and misunderstood

I think the appropriate response would be to eat an oyster in front of her while maintaining eye contact. Though unfortunately I think I'd get some strange looks if I brought oysters into the break room