Smug Life
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This hellscape is hot, come cool off in my shade.
I was driving along today and realized how much I miss seeing strangers have highly animated one-sided conversations on payphones. And when they'd get really pissed and slam the phone down??? Whew, chile. What a time.
February 7, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I was driving along today and realized how much I miss seeing strangers have highly animated one-sided conversations on payphones. And when they'd get really pissed and slam the phone down??? Whew, chile. What a time.
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88 counties flipped red. None flipped blue. tRump swept every swing state—each just above mandatory recount thresholds. What are odds? About one in never.
It’s about 1 in 1 octillion chance of occurring naturally😈🤬
thiswillhold.substack.com/p/she-won-pa...
It’s about 1 in 1 octillion chance of occurring naturally😈🤬
thiswillhold.substack.com/p/she-won-pa...
She Won, Part III: The Devil Is In The Data
88 counties flipped red. None flipped blue. Trump swept every swing state—each just below the mandatory recount thresholds. What are the odds? About one in never.
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February 5, 2026 at 2:47 PM
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Stop the CC. Everyone doesn't need to be in that email thread, homie.
January 29, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Stop the CC. Everyone doesn't need to be in that email thread, homie.
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I don't think people fully understand that "normal" is what brought us here in the first place. Wanting Trump to be gone, so that we can go back to "normal" only ensures that a worse, more effective Trump becomes an inevitability.
January 27, 2026 at 4:29 PM
I don't think people fully understand that "normal" is what brought us here in the first place. Wanting Trump to be gone, so that we can go back to "normal" only ensures that a worse, more effective Trump becomes an inevitability.
Google is the HPV wart of the digital space. You can never fully get rid of this shit. And damned if it doesn't pop up at the most inconvenient times.
January 28, 2026 at 2:00 AM
Google is the HPV wart of the digital space. You can never fully get rid of this shit. And damned if it doesn't pop up at the most inconvenient times.
Very Black Mirror-esque, amirite? No details, just AGREE
January 23, 2026 at 4:16 PM
Very Black Mirror-esque, amirite? No details, just AGREE
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When your game’s release date is TBD
May 23, 2025 at 9:44 AM
When your game’s release date is TBD
Two days. They "trained" for two days.
“connected to that strong divine feminine” ijbol, the snl skit on this is gonna be good 💀
April 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Two days. They "trained" for two days.
Remember during BLM when Starbucks was trying to make baristas have conversation starters about race by writing "Race Together" on the cups? Why does that feel like a fever dream I had?
February 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Remember during BLM when Starbucks was trying to make baristas have conversation starters about race by writing "Race Together" on the cups? Why does that feel like a fever dream I had?
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What drives me crazy about the anti-DEI rhetoric is everyone wants to be judged on merit. But you can't be judged on merit if you can't even get in the door because you don't fit some prejudiced definition of who is capable and who isn't
February 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
What drives me crazy about the anti-DEI rhetoric is everyone wants to be judged on merit. But you can't be judged on merit if you can't even get in the door because you don't fit some prejudiced definition of who is capable and who isn't
The Gay Men's Chorus performance was canceled at the Kennedy Center and will be replaced with a symphonic reindition of The Wizard of Oz movie score. A movie widely regarded as gay cinema. This administration, whew chile. #judygarland #overtherainbow
February 25, 2025 at 1:09 PM
The Gay Men's Chorus performance was canceled at the Kennedy Center and will be replaced with a symphonic reindition of The Wizard of Oz movie score. A movie widely regarded as gay cinema. This administration, whew chile. #judygarland #overtherainbow
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The screens at the Department of Housing and Urban Development were playing this video this morning
February 24, 2025 at 3:39 PM
The screens at the Department of Housing and Urban Development were playing this video this morning
All of the crap that's going on and the ads to buy more stuff haven't let up even a little bit. Encouraging consumerism during a coup clearly shows that the US is a corporation, not a country.
February 24, 2025 at 11:24 AM
All of the crap that's going on and the ads to buy more stuff haven't let up even a little bit. Encouraging consumerism during a coup clearly shows that the US is a corporation, not a country.
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We were taught at a very young age that Nazis were bad guys. Every cartoon, video game, movie...
There's been good guy zombies, vampires, aliens...
Never ONCE has there been a good guy Nazi. It's extremely unambiguous.
So why DF are they this comfortable in public? 🤔
There's been good guy zombies, vampires, aliens...
Never ONCE has there been a good guy Nazi. It's extremely unambiguous.
So why DF are they this comfortable in public? 🤔
To me, a Nazi salute means, "I want to murder your family." There can be no irony about it: It puts deep anger and hatred in my heart to see it done and I will never forgive anyone who justifies or minimizes it.
February 24, 2025 at 9:13 AM
We were taught at a very young age that Nazis were bad guys. Every cartoon, video game, movie...
There's been good guy zombies, vampires, aliens...
Never ONCE has there been a good guy Nazi. It's extremely unambiguous.
So why DF are they this comfortable in public? 🤔
There's been good guy zombies, vampires, aliens...
Never ONCE has there been a good guy Nazi. It's extremely unambiguous.
So why DF are they this comfortable in public? 🤔
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My ultimate goal here is to say that Musk is leading an internal insurrection against the Constitution of the United States, and anyone who collaborates with him, accommodates him, or fails to act on their authority to arrest or stop him, has violated their oath under Section 3, 14A.
In order to argue to normal people that this is a coup, we need proof. We won’t get them to actively create “we are doing crimes” evidence, so instead, we can make the lack of evidence a crime. Use their momentum against them.
February 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
My ultimate goal here is to say that Musk is leading an internal insurrection against the Constitution of the United States, and anyone who collaborates with him, accommodates him, or fails to act on their authority to arrest or stop him, has violated their oath under Section 3, 14A.
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You can go broke & get money again but you can't be fake then real again
February 22, 2025 at 10:12 PM
You can go broke & get money again but you can't be fake then real again
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“I’ll tell you what freedom is to me. No fear.” —Nina Simone was born February 21, 1933
February 21, 2025 at 4:30 PM
“I’ll tell you what freedom is to me. No fear.” —Nina Simone was born February 21, 1933
Fun fact: Higher primates will sometimes unalive individuals for resource hoarding, since such behavior compromises the well being and survival of the entire group.
Sooooo, billionaires...
Sooooo, billionaires...
February 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Fun fact: Higher primates will sometimes unalive individuals for resource hoarding, since such behavior compromises the well being and survival of the entire group.
Sooooo, billionaires...
Sooooo, billionaires...
One photo from my roll that perfectly describes my current mood
February 18, 2025 at 6:06 AM
One photo from my roll that perfectly describes my current mood
So, lemme get this straight:
Fire hundreds of essential FAA employees from an already understaffed department ✔️
Hire your own company to resolve the issue you created ✔️
Elon will be the first trillionaire by the end of this administration. Mark my words.
Fire hundreds of essential FAA employees from an already understaffed department ✔️
Hire your own company to resolve the issue you created ✔️
Elon will be the first trillionaire by the end of this administration. Mark my words.
February 18, 2025 at 5:09 AM
So, lemme get this straight:
Fire hundreds of essential FAA employees from an already understaffed department ✔️
Hire your own company to resolve the issue you created ✔️
Elon will be the first trillionaire by the end of this administration. Mark my words.
Fire hundreds of essential FAA employees from an already understaffed department ✔️
Hire your own company to resolve the issue you created ✔️
Elon will be the first trillionaire by the end of this administration. Mark my words.
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“Be careful. When a democracy is sick, fascism comes to its bedside, but it is not to inquire about its health.”
Albert Camus
Albert Camus
Tyler Hamilton on Substack
“Be careful. When a democracy is sick, fascism comes to its bedside, but it is not to inquire about its health.”
Albert Camus
substack.com
February 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
“Be careful. When a democracy is sick, fascism comes to its bedside, but it is not to inquire about its health.”
Albert Camus
Albert Camus