Professor Alopex and Friends!
@fennaixelphox.bsky.social
I'm Phox, and welcome to Jackass. Age 25. I'll probably add more shit later. I do interact with NSFW/kink stuff, so please be 18+. Icon and banner both by me.
Juvenocrat.
Was here when it was invite-only
Juvenocrat.
Was here when it was invite-only
What's your sign?
December 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
What's your sign?
Professor Alopex out for walkies with his cute, beloved and PERFECTLY harmless little pups, Randi, Gender and Bjorn!
Randi, Gender and Bjorn are co-owned by myself and @volcanopig.net, facial expressions done by @therealswimshady.bsky.social
Randi, Gender and Bjorn are co-owned by myself and @volcanopig.net, facial expressions done by @therealswimshady.bsky.social
December 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Professor Alopex out for walkies with his cute, beloved and PERFECTLY harmless little pups, Randi, Gender and Bjorn!
Randi, Gender and Bjorn are co-owned by myself and @volcanopig.net, facial expressions done by @therealswimshady.bsky.social
Randi, Gender and Bjorn are co-owned by myself and @volcanopig.net, facial expressions done by @therealswimshady.bsky.social
Allow me to demonstrate
November 27, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Allow me to demonstrate
Lex out here spittin fax
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Lex out here spittin fax
Game design major here! The reasons why this card works so good is because the kitty and the doggy are best friends
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Game design major here! The reasons why this card works so good is because the kitty and the doggy are best friends
I have a whole gang of pokemon OCs! Here they are in chronological order of creation :3
November 20, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I have a whole gang of pokemon OCs! Here they are in chronological order of creation :3
And it's not even specific to the anime, either. In their official Ken Sugimori art, Chili and Cress are depicted with actual sclerae
November 18, 2025 at 5:36 AM
And it's not even specific to the anime, either. In their official Ken Sugimori art, Chili and Cress are depicted with actual sclerae
Something I don't think I'll be able to unsee:
Why is Cilan the only one of them with weird eyes?
Why is Cilan the only one of them with weird eyes?
November 18, 2025 at 5:36 AM
Something I don't think I'll be able to unsee:
Why is Cilan the only one of them with weird eyes?
Why is Cilan the only one of them with weird eyes?
And it does indeed matter, for cards like Phyrexian Unlife
November 12, 2025 at 6:14 AM
And it does indeed matter, for cards like Phyrexian Unlife
My favorite color is orange!
November 11, 2025 at 5:24 AM
My favorite color is orange!
I was looking through a collection of old MTG cards one of my mom's friends gave me and
Holy FUCKING SHIT???
Holy FUCKING SHIT???
November 9, 2025 at 5:36 AM
I was looking through a collection of old MTG cards one of my mom's friends gave me and
Holy FUCKING SHIT???
Holy FUCKING SHIT???
Well, since you're a Dragonite also, how about something with one (or both, if you feel up to it) of my Dragonites?
November 8, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Well, since you're a Dragonite also, how about something with one (or both, if you feel up to it) of my Dragonites?
>"Beware the generosity of demons"
>Literally no downside
Biggest mismatch between flavor text and what the card actually does?
>Literally no downside
Biggest mismatch between flavor text and what the card actually does?
November 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
>"Beware the generosity of demons"
>Literally no downside
Biggest mismatch between flavor text and what the card actually does?
>Literally no downside
Biggest mismatch between flavor text and what the card actually does?
Can confirm
November 3, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Can confirm
That just sounds like an ordinary Monday afternoon to me.
November 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
That just sounds like an ordinary Monday afternoon to me.
Time travel activate >:3
November 2, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Time travel activate >:3
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
Robot fox :3
Robot fox :3
October 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot that isn't from "Star Wars", "Star Trek", "Doctor Who", or "Transformers".
Robot fox :3
Robot fox :3
If you come across this post, post your 'sona NOT smiling
Here's Alopex studying hard to get his teaching degree and become an actual professor. Lots of hard work ahead; no time-traveling your way out of this one!
Here's Alopex studying hard to get his teaching degree and become an actual professor. Lots of hard work ahead; no time-traveling your way out of this one!
October 26, 2025 at 9:02 PM
If you come across this post, post your 'sona NOT smiling
Here's Alopex studying hard to get his teaching degree and become an actual professor. Lots of hard work ahead; no time-traveling your way out of this one!
Here's Alopex studying hard to get his teaching degree and become an actual professor. Lots of hard work ahead; no time-traveling your way out of this one!
French people when they see a dog
October 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
French people when they see a dog