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Professor Alopex and Friends!
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I'm Phox, and welcome to Jackass. Age 24. I'll probably add more shit later. I do interact with NSFW/kink stuff, so please be 18+. Icon and banner both by me. Juvenocrat. Was here when it was invite-only
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You FOOL! You shall witness the wrath of Scrunglort the Inconceivable!
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seeing a lotta discussion about kids being priced out of toys and games and tbh i think that the idea that *kids toys* should be an "investment" rather than something that's necessary for their healthy development and the prices of games going up because they cost way too much to make now is shit
I'm here to chew ass and kick bubblegum, and I'm all out of chew
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This is just me every time I open my mouth
If one of the next presidential candidates ran on a platform of "Nuremberg trials for every last MAGA member" and absolutely nothing else, I would still vote for them
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I genuinely believe that the next president should arrest Trump first thing. Simply make a national security determination - a thing which falls within the "core powers" of the presidency! - and dare Roberts to overturn his own ruling
Here's a fun little nugget from Trump's demand that DOJ pay him, personally, $250 million: In his memo, he argues that prosecutors "should have foreseen" that he has "immunity from prosecution for officials acts." Thank you John Roberts, great rule of law-ing, sir! static01.nyt.com/newsgraphics...
It really feels like some kind of perverse symbolism. This man is literally ripping apart the building that indicates his own power.
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Altria
Amazon
Apple
Blackstone
Booz Allen Hamilton
Carrier
Caterpillar
Coinbase
Comcast
Google
Hard Rock International
HP Inc.
Lockheed Martin
Meta
Microsoft
New York Jets
OpenAI
Palantir
Reynolds American
Ripple
Roblox
T-Mobile
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tether
Union Pacific Railroad
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Started as a mere doodle of Hisuian Zorua, had an intrusive thought, and ended up adding something more.
Trump is "one hell of a president", in the sense that his presidency has made this country into hell.
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The East Wing Is On The Left If You Are Facing South, Which You Should, Because That's Where Real Americans Live, And So By Destroying It Trump Is Destroying The Left Wing, Which Is The Left Wing's Fault.

--Tomorrow in the Free Press
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Using a specific setup in Super Mario Maker 2, it is possible to create a "Negative Space Koopa Troopa". It will not only be invisible, but make objects behind it invisible as well, appearing as a walking hole in reality.
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Looking through this thread yeah this is pretty much what edibles feel like
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Hough
It's been about 45 mins so this edible ain't shit
Because they feel more specific than round numbers