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Vexed Vombatid
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Mustard is already fermionic, idiot.

Solve the riddle to access my main account.

PFP by @skidarstudios.bsky.social
Banner by @zeiroslion.art
I will make nothing out of bark, I promise.
January 14, 2026 at 4:38 PM
You wake up in an alien world. You can't leave. If you try, you'll just wind up somewhere worse. Might as well start colonizing.

Granted, someone in Victor's position could have accumulated immense, beneficent wisdom. But he's stuck in his grooves. He can add spots but not change the existing ones.
January 14, 2026 at 4:38 PM
There's precedent for wearing a poncho while being nasty and white.
January 14, 2026 at 4:16 PM
You know what joeys are adorable.

I can tell you which ones.
January 14, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Where are these ducks
January 14, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Well he's also never been seen hoarding objects or dooking or generally being ferretish.

He steals things (for which he's been punished) and he was put in a pet ferret "habitat" at one point...

But I generally fail to make anybody "like" their species, save on the most shallow allegorical levels.
January 12, 2026 at 11:52 PM
I was going to say "but I always forget about it!" but then I thought... has Sully ever been given the opportunity to run at a full gallop?

In every case he's either just about to break into a full run or he's holding something.
January 12, 2026 at 11:33 PM
August 16, 2022... that's almost the exact timeframe I finalized Sully's character description and in it I explicitly said he walks on two legs but runs on all fours. Did I see this post?
January 12, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Mm
January 12, 2026 at 8:23 PM
It could easily go the other way. Mighty Ass Emmet could be next.
January 12, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Wombats are supposed to be about the back but for some reason it's my front that gets the attention.
January 12, 2026 at 7:15 PM
I typically don't get going until later in the day anyway. BUT, that's not the point. I shouldn't feel obligated to "get going" at all.
January 12, 2026 at 7:08 PM
I'm ranking by likes and not views. The most-viewed pieces are mostly the big illustrations and the ref sheets, which isn't surprising.

Although this one is way up there for some reason.
January 12, 2026 at 1:52 PM
That's no reason not to post.
January 12, 2026 at 4:10 AM
"I get paid a lot of increasingly worthless US dollars for this," I tell myself as my flesh slowly dies.
January 12, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Emmet's schizoid traits. The "unfairness" of living in a world that can't accommodate them. The internalized condemnation of them.
January 10, 2026 at 5:57 PM