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@fern-on-here.bsky.social

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25 • she/her • "the youngest person who could reasonably be called a milf" • 𐂂 • lesbian • poly i'm on a podcast @unusualtrans.bsky.social wife @h-g-unwells.bsky.social 💜 girlfriend @lesbiats.bsky.social 💞

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friday the fernteenth🔪🩸 @fern-on-here.bsky.social · Dec 8

you guys ever tried smoking in the woods?? this shit- *gets a 'smokey the bear follows you' notification* ....is awful. it's real bad folks.

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friday the fernteenth🔪🩸 @fern-on-here.bsky.social · 2h

lmao

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Unusual Transgender Interactions @unusualtrans.bsky.social · 5h

we still haven’t found fern

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cynthia... @lesbiats.bsky.social · 4h

went out for dinner with fern and she put makeup on me....

fern wearing a yellow dress and her cat eye glasses w/ bright red lipstick looking directly at the camera and smiling. you can see a beaded bracelet on her left wrist, it's her polycule bracelet

me wearing a green dress and my denim jacket with pink lipstick and my green glasses holding a drink menu. you can see a matching beaded polycule bracelet on my left wrist.

fern wearing the same but she's covering her face.

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the mercxorcist ✝️👹 @h-g-unwells.bsky.social · 5h

when the polycule unites
youtu.be/2A2DmwR_R34?...

Boohbah Intro

YouTube video by JedisParadise.com

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friday the fernteenth🔪🩸 @fern-on-here.bsky.social · 8h

he's still putting in hard work at the "changing the heiarchy of power in the dc universe" factory

friday the fernteenth🔪🩸 @fern-on-here.bsky.social · 8h

gonna put on a pretty dress tonight and be god's prettiest princess

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friday the fernteenth🔪🩸 @fern-on-here.bsky.social · 8h

wow.... cheating on me......

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Figgenstein's Monster @figgums.bsky.social · 9h

Oh, you haven't heard? Yeah, she transitioned a little while ago. Yeah, she's going by Charlene Horse now

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friday the fernteenth🔪🩸 @fern-on-here.bsky.social · 9h

i mean supergirl might be part of the lineup too but i'm assuming she's from another wave and only on there to promote the app so idk

friday the fernteenth🔪🩸 @fern-on-here.bsky.social · 9h

had my first kinder surprise egg bc i'm in canada rn, it's so funny to me that all they toy options here are batman characters and also black adam. why are you here man.

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friday the fernteenth🔪🩸 @fern-on-here.bsky.social · 9h

it's okay there's still time to bust something out on ms paint

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friday the fernteenth🔪🩸 @fern-on-here.bsky.social · 9h

i hate being bullied by being provided a wonderful breakfast and going on a little adventure

friday the fernteenth🔪🩸 @fern-on-here.bsky.social · 9h

thank fucking God

friday the fernteenth🔪🩸 @fern-on-here.bsky.social · 9h

see this right here is what i was afraid of. this exact thing

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friday the fernteenth🔪🩸 @fern-on-here.bsky.social · 9h

oh goddammit it's lesbian day and i haven't even finished creating my tri-fold poster board presentation about how cool my polycule is. all the other lesbians are gonna laugh at me