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G Sam Altman-Santos
@fewf.bsky.social
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previously EdTech and NewsMedia-Tech, now a law student

that is actually my name but I usually just go by Greg

save a secret for the moon
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fewf.bsky.social
post a famous bathroom scene
Ben Stiller in his prom tuxedo zipping his pants and getting his peepee caught in There's Something About
November 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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ok I took a better picture
sign on a building in Brooklyn "Affordable Housing for New Yorkers" with the mayor shown as "Edward I Koch"
November 18, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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it'll be the 7th mayor for this sign at Rogers and Hawthorne in Brooklyn
November 14, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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Variety expects us to do a few mental leaps to make it a relatively innocuous reference to Victoria's Secret
text from the Variety article about the Trump Epstein letter with highlighting on: ...secret.'” (Epstein was a close friend and business associate of Wexner and a fixture at the lingerie line’s fashion shows.)
July 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
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heck yes
partial screenshot of gmail showing Inbox with count 27972
July 14, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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Marge, standing next to Homer eating a hot dog: "What do you do? Follow my husband around?" Hot dog cart operator: "Lady, he's putting my kids through college."
May 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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They may have fixed this one I screengrabbed a week or so ago. Ziprecruiter slop page it cites is still up www.ziprecruiter.com/Salaries/Ste...
screenshot of Google "People also ask" widget "What is Stephen Colbert's annual salary?" AI Overview answer: "While the precise annual salary of Stephen Colbert isn't publicly disclosed, Ziprecruiter... estimated to be around $41,250 per year..."
April 28, 2025 at 1:57 PM
fewf.bsky.social
might have something to do with the fact that, despite party affiliation numbers, it's closer to only 2-1 for Kamala voters outnumbering Trump ones
article says "According to unofficial results from the city Board of Elections (BOE), Trump, who has previously not gained much support in the Big Apple, received 30% Democratic Vice President Kamala Harris' 68%."
April 8, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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movie theater marquis from the 1980's: The Fly / Gods Must Be Crazy / Aliens
January 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Spinal Tap "These go to 11" meme
January 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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January 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
fewf.bsky.social
what in the world is this cyber-jizz dripping down off Musk's chin in this Getty photo?
image of Musk in the US Capitol where some strange light effect(?) is going on around his chin/lapel - Tom Williams/CQ-Roll Call, Inc via Getty Images
December 20, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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December 18, 2024 at 4:53 PM
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they've done it again
picture of the skeeter with a fresh haircut
December 4, 2024 at 12:31 AM
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how'd we do?
my new 'do
July 21, 2023 at 10:12 PM
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how is your profile pic not this?
frame of the Simpsons Season 7 Episode 16 showing the town historian
July 15, 2023 at 11:55 PM
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not available for comment at this time
left: Sinclair, the baby from Dinosaurs right: fmr. atty general Bill Barr both looking slightly down and to the right
July 10, 2023 at 1:25 AM
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my favorite article to post there becomes my favorite article to post here
July 3, 2023 at 5:14 PM