Tiny Tim’s story arc was wild

Erika Kirk will be squeezing Vance’s ass to help cope with the tragedy.

Rome fell because they tripped over their togas.

“Enabling bigotry is a form of worker solidarity” is one hell of a take, Atlantic. Can’t wait for their next article about how taking women out of the workforce is a panacea for the male loneliness epidemic.

Vigorous defense of liberty and justice for the good of humanity. Because anything less is a sales pitch from a con artist.

Trump: Now if it were about having sex with my DAUGHTER, that’d be different. Who wouldn’t have sex with Ivanka? Beautiful woman. I’ve always said she’s beautiful. She should be Miss America. So beautiful. But my daughter , I’ve always called her a princess. Don’t you… (mumbles on for 45 min.)

Must be hard for them to speak with their full chest like that when they won’t stand up and be recognized.

In a world flooded by AI, it’s kind of refreshing to see humans producing their own slop.

JD Vance might as well shout lebensraum and start staring at Poland.

As a man who has seen and held a pen before, I believe the thoughts you are writing are all wrong. Believe me, you do NOT want to see how brutally I obey grammar rules I learned 30 years ago and have made into a personality flaw.

Monarchy never dies; it only sleeps.

But, really, the fetid corpse of what was the Washington Post outgassed something that sounded like a no. Still counts, though!

You know I don’t read the emails anymore unless they are written in Latin! It’s in my work accommodations.

Dammit, my loan of the necronomicon is already overdue at my local demonic library. Anyone able to spot me a few souls?

That would require America allowing itself to be a member, not the head, of the international community. If that happens in her lifetime, I’d be pleasantly surprised.