Icarus
@fierceboar.bsky.social
Fiscally Communist, socially male
The fartist formerly known as @blowfart
They/he
The fartist formerly known as @blowfart
They/he
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Icarus
@fierceboar.bsky.social
· Oct 17
Alright, i’m looking for 40 friends and 187 phishing porn bot accounts to get me back on my feet
Gen1 Toa Mata Pohatu gave me body dysmorphia
January 6, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Gen1 Toa Mata Pohatu gave me body dysmorphia
Anyways, the real review of Char's Counterattack is that its a very good follow up to 79 and a terrible follow up to Z/ZZ, and also for some reason is the least visually interesting/impressive of any of those
The character assassination of Quattro Bajeena is a crime
6/10
The character assassination of Quattro Bajeena is a crime
6/10
January 4, 2026 at 10:02 AM
Anyways, the real review of Char's Counterattack is that its a very good follow up to 79 and a terrible follow up to Z/ZZ, and also for some reason is the least visually interesting/impressive of any of those
The character assassination of Quattro Bajeena is a crime
6/10
The character assassination of Quattro Bajeena is a crime
6/10
"So the arc in 79 + counter attack is like, uh, imagine star wars except luke and vader are both twinks, they fly big robots, and obi wan is a girl who wants to see them kiss so bad she haunts them"
January 4, 2026 at 9:57 AM
"So the arc in 79 + counter attack is like, uh, imagine star wars except luke and vader are both twinks, they fly big robots, and obi wan is a girl who wants to see them kiss so bad she haunts them"
Putting a 30% tip on my food delivery order and imagining a whole bunch of struggling gig-workers fighting in a gladiatorial arena over who gets to bring me my biryani
January 3, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Putting a 30% tip on my food delivery order and imagining a whole bunch of struggling gig-workers fighting in a gladiatorial arena over who gets to bring me my biryani
Nobody is impressed that i can point at stars and tell them their names, and thats fine because i do it for me
December 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Nobody is impressed that i can point at stars and tell them their names, and thats fine because i do it for me
Dick too big for high-waisted pants SEND TWEET
December 28, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Dick too big for high-waisted pants SEND TWEET
Inside you there are two wolves, and they are both posted up leaning in something trying to look hard as fuck while staring out over a moonlight landscape
December 19, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Inside you there are two wolves, and they are both posted up leaning in something trying to look hard as fuck while staring out over a moonlight landscape
And remember: when you have a dream about your highschool ex-girlfriend, you are legally obligated to tell them as soon as you wake up
Thats a core tenet of the Whiteboy Code
Thats a core tenet of the Whiteboy Code
December 17, 2025 at 5:14 PM
And remember: when you have a dream about your highschool ex-girlfriend, you are legally obligated to tell them as soon as you wake up
Thats a core tenet of the Whiteboy Code
Thats a core tenet of the Whiteboy Code
I'm genuinely a joy to be around, brw
December 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
I'm genuinely a joy to be around, brw
Is he, you know, a Strapping Young Lad?
November 26, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Is he, you know, a Strapping Young Lad?
Postpunk bands will make the fucking sickest guitar riffs ever and then put just the worst vocals on top
I'm trying to find the balance between numetal and mathrock and these guys wont stop yelling about being sad, i cant hear the fuckin riffs
I'm trying to find the balance between numetal and mathrock and these guys wont stop yelling about being sad, i cant hear the fuckin riffs
November 26, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Postpunk bands will make the fucking sickest guitar riffs ever and then put just the worst vocals on top
I'm trying to find the balance between numetal and mathrock and these guys wont stop yelling about being sad, i cant hear the fuckin riffs
I'm trying to find the balance between numetal and mathrock and these guys wont stop yelling about being sad, i cant hear the fuckin riffs
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she’s called Triplehorse bc she’s three times better than a horse
saw this plushie in my dreams & tried to buy it but my dream card declined :{
November 22, 2025 at 8:02 PM
she’s called Triplehorse bc she’s three times better than a horse
When i'm grilling sausages i like to make them spoon eachother a little bit
Fujoing out on the bbq
Fujoing out on the bbq
November 19, 2025 at 11:26 AM
When i'm grilling sausages i like to make them spoon eachother a little bit
Fujoing out on the bbq
Fujoing out on the bbq
The only thing i've ever gatekept in my life is Yaoi
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
The only thing i've ever gatekept in my life is Yaoi
Sometimes its a "listen to an album that makes you cry" kind of day, and thats okay
Better than the alternative
Better than the alternative
October 22, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Sometimes its a "listen to an album that makes you cry" kind of day, and thats okay
Better than the alternative
Better than the alternative
I live when a man's social media profile picture is from 2016 and he isn't bald yet
Always funny
Always funny
October 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I live when a man's social media profile picture is from 2016 and he isn't bald yet
Always funny
Always funny
These apps really need a "show everyone but this one guy" option so I can shit and eat in the same place and worry about it
October 11, 2025 at 1:35 PM
These apps really need a "show everyone but this one guy" option so I can shit and eat in the same place and worry about it
Comforting my dying ipad through its random restarts and crashes like it’s the 15 year old family dog
September 19, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Comforting my dying ipad through its random restarts and crashes like it’s the 15 year old family dog
Yall ever in a dream and do something so embarassingg that you wake yourself up to get out of it
September 11, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Yall ever in a dream and do something so embarassingg that you wake yourself up to get out of it
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Talking Heads got me dancing like the guy from the grubhub ad
August 29, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Talking Heads got me dancing like the guy from the grubhub ad
Waking up first in a house full of people, making some tea, and feeding the dog kinda goes insane
I can see why dads do this
I can see why dads do this
August 28, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Waking up first in a house full of people, making some tea, and feeding the dog kinda goes insane
I can see why dads do this
I can see why dads do this
I think it’s easier to understand why there was a britpop battle between oasis and blur despite oasis clearly having a better catalogue once you you consider that damon albarn was submissive and breedable
August 18, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I think it’s easier to understand why there was a britpop battle between oasis and blur despite oasis clearly having a better catalogue once you you consider that damon albarn was submissive and breedable
Someone has put me on some sort of “online leftists” list and i keep getting random follows from centre-left/liberal political accounts
I am not american!
And also i am not a “leftist”, i’m a marxist!
I will not be donating to the democrat party!
Please leave me alone!
I am not american!
And also i am not a “leftist”, i’m a marxist!
I will not be donating to the democrat party!
Please leave me alone!
August 17, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Someone has put me on some sort of “online leftists” list and i keep getting random follows from centre-left/liberal political accounts
I am not american!
And also i am not a “leftist”, i’m a marxist!
I will not be donating to the democrat party!
Please leave me alone!
I am not american!
And also i am not a “leftist”, i’m a marxist!
I will not be donating to the democrat party!
Please leave me alone!
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MY BOYFRIEND'S 3 INCH FEMININE PENIS VS. The Largest Selection of Rope
August 14, 2025 at 11:16 PM
MY BOYFRIEND'S 3 INCH FEMININE PENIS VS. The Largest Selection of Rope