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So he’s going to attack Denmark, a NATO ally, and start a war with Europe because the Norwegian government didn’t give him the Nobel Peace Prize, a prize they have no say in awarding!

Are any sane people over there left nowadays?

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#Greenland #DonaldTrump
Trump links Greenland dispute to not getting Nobel Peace Prize, in letter to Norway's PM
The US president says he no longer feels obliged to think only of peace, after not being awarded the annual prize.
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January 19, 2026 at 2:27 PM
Η επόμενη ταινία του Σμαραγδή θα εξιστορεί τη ζωή και πολιτεία του μεγαλομάρτυρα της ελληνικής ιστορίας, Διαγόρα Βαρτάνη! 🎬❤️🇬🇷 Μια απάντηση στο αφήγημα του Ελληνικού Κέντρου Κινηματογράφου που κόβει τις ταινίες που ανυψώνουν τον Έλληνα.

#ΓιάννηςΣμαραγδής #Βαρτάνης #ΕλληνικόςΚινηματογράφος #φασίστας
December 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The Case of the Pilfered Berries

The sun hung lazily over the thick, berry-laden forest of Barleyglade Hollow, casting golden streaks through the leaves, as if nature herself had spilled a pot of honey.

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#Fiction #Humour #Adventure #ShortStory
Tails of furry trouble – The Case of the Pilfered Berries
The sun hung lazily over the thick, berry-laden forest of Barleyglade Hollow, casting golden streaks through the leaves, as if nature herself had spilled a pot of honey. It was the kind of afternoo…
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August 26, 2025 at 8:14 AM
The Medieval vlogger – Ye Olde Baggage Claim

I’m still stuck in 15th century London. Yes, still. Yes, I’ve tried shouting “Alexa, get me out of here!” into various wells and horse troughs. No dice.

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#MedievalEra #MedievalLife #fiction #ShortStory
The Medieval vlogger – Ye Olde Baggage Claim
Journal Entry #17: “The man with a scar, a sword, and zero chill.” Good morrow, good Internet.I’m still stuck in 15th century London. Yes, still. Yes, I’ve tried shouting “Alexa, get me out o…
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August 15, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Medieval Dino - Teeth in the Mist
The wind howled through the crumbling battlements of Bone Keep, dragging the stench of rot and sulphur from the valley below.

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#MedievalMadness #LondonLife #fiction #Dinosaurs #MedievalDinosaurs
Medieval Dino – Teeth in the Mist
The wind howled through the crumbling battlements of Bone Keep, dragging the stench of rot and sulphur from the valley below. The towers, once proud stone fangs rising from the cliffs of Harkun Gor…
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August 1, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Get ready! Pati S2 is here, serving more drama than your aunt's group chat! 📱🔥 Our queen Pati's adulting is a hilarious disaster, with plot twists wilder than a caffeinated squirrel! 🎢😂

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#PatiSeason2 #DramaQueen #BingeWatch #SeriesReview #Max
Pati – Season 2: More drama than my aunt’s family group chat
Alright, buckle up buttercup, because Pati Season 2 just crashed into our screens like an overcaffeinated squirrel on a sugar rush. This season was a rollercoaster of emotions, awkward moments, and…
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July 23, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Operation Muffinfall solved! 🧁 It was Britt-Marie from Number 12, the vanished pastry chef! My village almost imploded over rogue baked goods. 🤯 She just wanted us to appreciate good baking!

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#VäxjöChaos #BjörniVäxjö #vaxjo #vaxjocity #thanoskalamidas
Björn’s journal #007 – A Crumb Too Far
Monday, 08:13 AMWoke up with a start. Thought the roof had collapsed. Turned out it was just Margot dropping her bottle of magnesium pills again. Honestly, the woman could trigger an avalanche in t…
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July 8, 2025 at 12:21 PM
"Where the Crawdads Cry": Swamp chic meets bizarre love triangle meets "whodunit?" 🐦💔🌾 Kya's a marsh Martha Stewart with a murder rap. Slow-mo reeds & baffling romance abound. The swamp is pretty tho! 🐊🐚⚖️📖🦐

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#SwampDrama #ConfusedCrawdads #FilmReview
🎬 Where the crawdads Cry 🐦💔🌾
Review by: The Swampologist SupremeGenre: Nature? Romance? Courtroom drama? Swamp fashion show? 🤷‍♂️Rating: 🐊🐚⚖️📖🦐 (That’s five confused southern symbols out of five.) Let’s talk about Where the Cr…
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July 4, 2025 at 11:48 AM
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🚨🐱 Operation WaterWhaaaaat! 🐾 Musical sprinklers, glitter-blasting gnomes, and a villainous cat named Mr. Tiddles?! 🤯 Ruby saved Puddingstone Crescent from an "aqua-symphonic masterpiece"! 🤣

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#CatDetective #FurryFiascos #RubyTheCat #RubyForensics
Whisker Whaaat?!
It all began on a tepid Tuesday morning, the kind where the sun can’t decide if it wants to shine or have a nervous breakdown behind a cloud. The neighbourhood of Puddingstone Crescent was unusuall…
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June 27, 2025 at 12:46 PM
1445 London! 😱 Met Godric, a blind rope-maker who navigates chaos better than I do my Mondays. His secret? "Eyes open, mouth shut, stick ready." 🦢🤦♀️

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#MedievalMadness #LondonLife #MedievalJournal #MedievalNetizen #NetizenJournalist #fiction
Blind man’s buff
Day… I don’t even know anymore. Let’s call it ‘Ropey Wednesday’Location: London, Kingdom of England, Year of Our Lord 1445 (a time without deodorant, basic dental care, or consent for most th…
medievalvlogger.wordpress.com
June 19, 2025 at 12:04 PM
The Big Sleep! 🤯 My brain is a mess of twists, whiskey & trench coats. Marlowe's snark legendary, even if nobody knows who killed chauffeur. 🕵️♂️🥃🌀 Highly recommend for a hilariously confusing, noir-soaked ride!

bookpulppool.wordpress.com/2025/06/13/t...

#TheBigSleep #Noir #PhilipMarlowe #BookReview
🕵️‍♂️ The Big Sleep – Raymond Chandler’s detective classic
Rating: ⭐⭐⭐⭐🌫️ (4 out of 5 cigarette-smoked stars)Mood: 😎🥃🔍🌀💀🛌Recommended for: Lovers of noir, wisecracks, labyrinths, morally bankrupt millionaires, and trench coats with more personality than mos…
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June 13, 2025 at 9:37 AM
"The Boogeymeh" 🚪👻: Closet drama > love life. 2.5/5 therapy sessions. 🛋️ Dad's emotional Wi-Fi down. 📵 Monster = buffering demon. 💀 Darkness is the true star (literally can't see!). 😂

keyboardfilms.wordpress.com/2025/06/08/t...

#Boogeyman #HorrorComedy #WhyAreTheySoDumb #FilmReview #Disney+
🎬 The Boogeyman, When your closet has more drama than your love life
Rating: 2.5 out of 5 Unpaid Therapy Sessions 🛋️👻 So… The Boogeyman (2023), huh? I went into this movie expecting to scream, hide under my blanket, and reconsider my decision to live alone. Instead,…
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June 8, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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June 2, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Burnt tzatziki?! 😂😂😂
June 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
🚨 Bullet Ballet Bonanza! 🚨 John Wick 2 is less a movie, more a masterclass in elegant mayhem. Keanu's back, still sad, still slaying (literally everyone). 🐶🔫 suits!

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#JohnWick2 #KeanuReeves #ActionMovie #BulletBallet #DogIsMVP #FilmReview
🎬John Wick 2: The bullet ballet continues🔫🐶💔💼
Rating: 💀💀💀💀💀 / 5 Unpaid Blood Debts (plus one confused tailor wondering why John needs a suit that can stop bullets but still ‘moves with the body’) Oh boy. Strap in, buttercup, because John Wick:…
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June 1, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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Foie gras for me, dust bunny for Ruby! 🙀 My cat chose floor fluff over gourmet. My chef's heart is broken. 😭 Never trust a cat's taste!

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#ChefLife #CatMomProbz #DustBunnyDelight #ChefThanos #RubytheCat #CatCritic #Vaxjochef #växjö
Foie gras and …dust bunnies
Ah, mon dieu, what a day. The kind of day that makes you question everything, from your palate to your pet’s sense of taste, and even, dare I say, your choice to ever trust a creature with four paw…
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May 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Shopping for almond milk, but instead, I got a front-row seat to an AI smackdown! 🤖💥 Turns out, it was just a distraction for a drone to steal their tech! 🤯

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#AISmackdown #NotMyAlmondMilk #Ephemerafables #Ephemera #CurrentNews #Fiction
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May 26, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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Giant comet ☄️ tries to crash senior prom! 😭 Deep Impact (1998) gives us Morgan Freeman calmly announcing apocalypse. 🎤 Elijah Wood's romantic timing? Questionable. 🤔🌊 3.5/5!!!

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#DeepImpact #CometChaos #FilmReview #Netflix
🌍💥 When a comet tries to ruin senior prom 🚀👩‍🚀👨‍🎓
⭐⭐🌠⭐🌪️ (3.5/5 Flying Comet Fiascos) You know what they say: nothing says “cinematic masterpiece” like Morgan Freeman delivering bad news with grace, a teenage romance shoehorned into an apocalypse,…
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May 26, 2025 at 11:13 AM