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🦓 😷 🕊️ Sproggie 🌈 🏳️‍⚧️🧷 @sproggie14.bsky.social · 15h

Look at that face! Someone please give this special baby a home.

North Clwyd Animal Rescue (NCAR) @ncaranimalrescue.bsky.social · 1d

I'm Reece and I'm very stressed in kennels and need a home committed to training me properly. I promise that I will return you with the best cuddles you could ever imagine! More: shorturl.at/FzkWH #adoptdontshop #rescuedogsofbluesky #dogsofbluesky #northwales #northwestengland

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filmplop.bsky.social @filmplop.bsky.social · 1d

Seconded😻😻😻😻

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filmplop.bsky.social @filmplop.bsky.social · 2d

Yeah, well, maybe the Welsh don't wanna hang out with the MoD, either. Can't say I blame 'em with that attitude.

Imagine this headline in Chris Morris' voice and it's almost like Brass Eye is back.

#Wales
#Welsh
#Dragons
#yes_I_am_a_twat.

filmplop.bsky.social @filmplop.bsky.social · 3d

Dead Man's Bollocks.
Bollocks of the Mohicans.
Pale Bollocks.
Chariots of Bollocks.
The Long Good Bollocks.

👻🎃🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Just Ni-Ghoul 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🎃👻 @nothinghuman.bsky.social · 3d

Some Sunday evening fun.

I’ll go first;

Ferris Bueller’s Bollocks Off.

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The Life of Sharks 🇮🇪🇵🇸🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @thelifeofsharks.com · 7d

Our 2026 Wall Calendars are great for writing in those important events you don’t want to forget. For example, pick a date next year and write in, “Topple Government”. That way you’ll remember to topple the Government.
thelifeofsharks.com

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Mark Thomas @markthomasinfo.bsky.social · 7d

Think Michelle Mone should be thrown out of the Lords?

Drop the Forfeiture Committee a line.

Their e mail is: [email protected]

www.gov.uk/guidance/hav...

Having honours taken away (forfeiture)

Honours can be taken away from people who have done something to damage the honours system’s reputation. Taking an honour away is called ‘forfeiture’.

www.gov.uk

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Smersh Pod @smershpod.com · 10d

THE THURSDAY MURDER CLUB
with @paulwhitelaw.bsky.social
shows.acast.com/smershpod/ep...

THE THURSDAY MURDER CLUB with Paul Whitelaw | Smersh Pod

shows.acast.com

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Paul Eric Scannell @pauleric70.bsky.social · 22d

Best thing I’ve seen all day ..Thankyou 🇬🇧👏😎💙

Trump: “Other countries, and their leaders know that if I’m president, they can’t mess with us. They respect me too much."

United Kingdom: “Heyyyyy Donald Trump (ooh, ahh), I wanna know-oh-oh-oh-oh, why you’re such a cunt.” 🇬🇧

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The Quantum Mechanics - Paranormal Podcast @tqmpod.bsky.social · 23d

This weeks podcast was recorded live at the Strange Days Festival at the Barge Inn. We talked with some great people on the day, and were on stage with @loremen.bsky.social for some lively discussion. open.spotify.com/episode/1fKM...

Live at the Strange Days Festival

open.spotify.com

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filmplop.bsky.social @filmplop.bsky.social · 23d

Ace! I'll listen to that this evening.

Two of my favourite 'pods 😃👍

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filmplop.bsky.social @filmplop.bsky.social · 24d

Aha!

Not what I was expecting. Although I'm not sure what I was expecting fiven that line-up.

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filmplop.bsky.social @filmplop.bsky.social · 24d

😆😆😆😆

What video was that?!

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filmplop.bsky.social @filmplop.bsky.social · 26d

Fuck off, scammer.

filmplop.bsky.social @filmplop.bsky.social · 26d

I suspect you nailed it yourself in a recent Smershpod "These people smoke in their sleep!"

Turtle-scrotum-faces aside, that scene is fascinating in how 'not Sid' he is.

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Paul Litchfield @paullitchfield.bsky.social · 27d

Some problems in the UK.

Food up 24%
Utilities up 75%
Rents up 22%
Clean rivers 14%
2,500+ Food Banks.

Our Solution. Blame foreigners and put some fucking flags up!

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filmplop.bsky.social @filmplop.bsky.social · Sep 7

Currently watching as I have a lifelong (somewhat masochistic) addiction to apocalyptic stories.

Won't somebody think of the floor pastries!!!

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filmplop.bsky.social @filmplop.bsky.social · Sep 7

Just some photos from the last few weeks. Including the rarely spotted Pikachu cloud.

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filmplop.bsky.social @filmplop.bsky.social · Sep 5

😳😳😳😳

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filmplop.bsky.social @filmplop.bsky.social · Sep 4

On a German car?

Must patriot harder!

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Mitch Benn @mitchbenn.bsky.social · Sep 4

Why is no-one in any position of power IN OUR BLOODY COUNTRY calling Farage out like this?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Sep 3

Nigel Farage looks uncomfortable as Jamie Raskin uses his opening statement to absolutely demolish him

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filmplop.bsky.social @filmplop.bsky.social · Sep 4

Would genuinely watch.

Not, like, wanking shed footage, but a sequel.

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filmplop.bsky.social @filmplop.bsky.social · Aug 29

Aye. Bloody lightweights.

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🦓 😷 🕊️ Sproggie 🌈 🏳️‍⚧️🧷 @sproggie14.bsky.social · Aug 29

Shag this, bitches

A St George's Cross (red cross on a white background) with a read heart across the centre and the word 'welcome' written in white.

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filmplop.bsky.social @filmplop.bsky.social · Aug 28

Funnily enough...

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filmplop.bsky.social @filmplop.bsky.social · Aug 28

Being blessed with the superpowers of dullness, I always used to make sure we disposed of our teenage shenanigans litter.

Oh yes, if there was a modern era version of Brando or James Dean, they would be chomping to play me in a bio-flick.

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