Looks like they might’ve taken ‘em down!

I’m having trouble selling my cursed cast iron pan on Facebook Marketplace. Hoping that the audacious folk of Substack Notes will be a bit more adventurous. I am weary of my kitchen being engulfed in hellfire.

The inimitable duality of the beauties and horrors of the Internet, all succinctly summed in Mr. Wyatt’s unhinged review of the classic Dr. Seuss work, One Fish, Two Fish, Red Fish, Blue Fish.

Imagine being the man told to defend his woman from this monstrosity. Wad of paper towels got nothing. I’m not sure I could finish the job with my 2016 Hyundai Accent.

What method of attack are we thinking? Bonus points if your plan would work millions of years ago when it was ruling our nightmares

New goal: get rich enough to dedicate an entire park bench to a beloved pet

New excuse for my entire personality just dropped. I’m like this because it’s my hobby everyone!