Rick McClelland
@findingwitsend.com
Comedian. Writer. Emmy-Award Winning Filmmaker/Editor. Check out my twice monthly comedy newsletter:
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Wedding season is upon us and so it’s time we all decided: what would be the absolute worst songs to walk down the aisle to? I’ll start:
Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter by Iron Maiden
Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter by Iron Maiden
June 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Wedding season is upon us and so it’s time we all decided: what would be the absolute worst songs to walk down the aisle to? I’ll start:
Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter by Iron Maiden
Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter by Iron Maiden
i think i’m just going to let the haters win because i’m also my biggest hater.
checkmate, haters, i win (but i’m not happy about it, god i hate this)
checkmate, haters, i win (but i’m not happy about it, god i hate this)
May 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
i think i’m just going to let the haters win because i’m also my biggest hater.
checkmate, haters, i win (but i’m not happy about it, god i hate this)
checkmate, haters, i win (but i’m not happy about it, god i hate this)
“Clean as a whistle”
oh, the thing that everybody spits into? great
oh, the thing that everybody spits into? great
May 3, 2025 at 11:55 AM
“Clean as a whistle”
oh, the thing that everybody spits into? great
oh, the thing that everybody spits into? great
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I hear that #ShamelessSelfpromoWednesday is a thing, so here's a #writersLift for you. Post your links as comments and repost or quote!
#writingCommunity #booksky #writersOfBluesky
#writingCommunity #booksky #writersOfBluesky
a man says " hope to hear from you soon " while looking out a window
Alt: Tim Robinson in ITYSL says "Hope to hear from you soon" before exiting the cafe
media.tenor.com
April 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I hear that #ShamelessSelfpromoWednesday is a thing, so here's a #writersLift for you. Post your links as comments and repost or quote!
#writingCommunity #booksky #writersOfBluesky
#writingCommunity #booksky #writersOfBluesky
I write humorous personal essays and satire over on my Substack, Finding Wit’s End.
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April 10, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I write humorous personal essays and satire over on my Substack, Finding Wit’s End.
www.findingwitsend.com
www.findingwitsend.com
The Abolitionists: Robert E. Lee and Nathan Bedford Forrest
March 22, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The Abolitionists: Robert E. Lee and Nathan Bedford Forrest
The Feminists: Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein
March 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The Feminists: Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein
ugh that’s annoying. Sorry you’re dealing with that
March 7, 2025 at 12:26 AM
ugh that’s annoying. Sorry you’re dealing with that
Looks like they might’ve taken ‘em down!
March 6, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Looks like they might’ve taken ‘em down!
I’m having trouble selling my cursed cast iron pan on Facebook Marketplace. Hoping that the audacious folk of Substack Notes will be a bit more adventurous. I am weary of my kitchen being engulfed in hellfire.
March 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I’m having trouble selling my cursed cast iron pan on Facebook Marketplace. Hoping that the audacious folk of Substack Notes will be a bit more adventurous. I am weary of my kitchen being engulfed in hellfire.
I guess I’m just surprised someone is going around stealing niche copyright courses from an independent creator.
I’ve done a lot of online courses and it’s just never something I thought of as having a pirate market. But since I’ve never created one, I guess I wasn’t aware of the intricacies.
I’ve done a lot of online courses and it’s just never something I thought of as having a pirate market. But since I’ve never created one, I guess I wasn’t aware of the intricacies.
February 27, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I guess I’m just surprised someone is going around stealing niche copyright courses from an independent creator.
I’ve done a lot of online courses and it’s just never something I thought of as having a pirate market. But since I’ve never created one, I guess I wasn’t aware of the intricacies.
I’ve done a lot of online courses and it’s just never something I thought of as having a pirate market. But since I’ve never created one, I guess I wasn’t aware of the intricacies.
Didn’t realize this was a thing people did. That really sucks.
Other than the video protection measures of things like Wistia (which aren’t full proof) idk how you’d even stop someone from just paying and then scraping or just screen recording.
It looks like they don’t even pay but still get in?
Other than the video protection measures of things like Wistia (which aren’t full proof) idk how you’d even stop someone from just paying and then scraping or just screen recording.
It looks like they don’t even pay but still get in?
February 27, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Didn’t realize this was a thing people did. That really sucks.
Other than the video protection measures of things like Wistia (which aren’t full proof) idk how you’d even stop someone from just paying and then scraping or just screen recording.
It looks like they don’t even pay but still get in?
Other than the video protection measures of things like Wistia (which aren’t full proof) idk how you’d even stop someone from just paying and then scraping or just screen recording.
It looks like they don’t even pay but still get in?
I’m now on the job and dating markets at the same time.
Frankly, I should have standing to sue America because this is 100% cruel and unusual punishment.
Frankly, I should have standing to sue America because this is 100% cruel and unusual punishment.
February 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I’m now on the job and dating markets at the same time.
Frankly, I should have standing to sue America because this is 100% cruel and unusual punishment.
Frankly, I should have standing to sue America because this is 100% cruel and unusual punishment.
Hi, my name is Forrest, Forrest Gump. This week I:
1 - Went running
2 - Became a shrimpin’ boat captain
3 - Met three different presidents
4 - Said goodbye to my very good best friend, Bubba
5 - Took Jenn-ay back where she belongs: GREENBOW, ALABAMA
1 - Went running
2 - Became a shrimpin’ boat captain
3 - Met three different presidents
4 - Said goodbye to my very good best friend, Bubba
5 - Took Jenn-ay back where she belongs: GREENBOW, ALABAMA
February 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Hi, my name is Forrest, Forrest Gump. This week I:
1 - Went running
2 - Became a shrimpin’ boat captain
3 - Met three different presidents
4 - Said goodbye to my very good best friend, Bubba
5 - Took Jenn-ay back where she belongs: GREENBOW, ALABAMA
1 - Went running
2 - Became a shrimpin’ boat captain
3 - Met three different presidents
4 - Said goodbye to my very good best friend, Bubba
5 - Took Jenn-ay back where she belongs: GREENBOW, ALABAMA
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If you've ever interacted with me, you may be entitled to compensation.
Read about one of my many painfully awkward networking stories today:
www.findingwitsend.com/p/networking...
Read about one of my many painfully awkward networking stories today:
www.findingwitsend.com/p/networking...
Networking: My Personal Horror Story
An awkward tale of professional humiliation
www.findingwitsend.com
February 19, 2025 at 1:54 PM
If you've ever interacted with me, you may be entitled to compensation.
Read about one of my many painfully awkward networking stories today:
www.findingwitsend.com/p/networking...
Read about one of my many painfully awkward networking stories today:
www.findingwitsend.com/p/networking...
I don’t know why we limit Halloween to only one month when I’m out here getting ghosted year-round.
February 18, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I don’t know why we limit Halloween to only one month when I’m out here getting ghosted year-round.
Greek Mythological Figures Answer Dating Prompts
Even gods find love complicated
medium.com
February 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Greek Mythological Figures Answer Dating Prompts
Hercules - My Love Language is:
Acts of Service. I’m known round the world for my dedication in performing the Twelve Labours. My ideal partner will be just as driven to atone for the murder of their own spouse.
Hercules - My Love Language is:
Acts of Service. I’m known round the world for my dedication in performing the Twelve Labours. My ideal partner will be just as driven to atone for the murder of their own spouse.
February 7, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Greek Mythological Figures Answer Dating Prompts
Hercules - My Love Language is:
Acts of Service. I’m known round the world for my dedication in performing the Twelve Labours. My ideal partner will be just as driven to atone for the murder of their own spouse.
Hercules - My Love Language is:
Acts of Service. I’m known round the world for my dedication in performing the Twelve Labours. My ideal partner will be just as driven to atone for the murder of their own spouse.
Next on our sample list we have a varietal from the Caquetá jungle region of Colombia, known for its odorless smell and instant kick.
Colombian President Gustavo Petro said during a government meeting that cocaine is “not worse than whiskey” and that it's only illegal because it comes from Latin America.
Colombia’s president: Legalize cocaine, it’s no worse than whiskey
Global drug trafficking could be “easily dismantled” if coke was “sold like wine,” according to the Latin American leader.
ow.ly
February 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Next on our sample list we have a varietal from the Caquetá jungle region of Colombia, known for its odorless smell and instant kick.
In the series I'll also be navigating the bleakness of the modern dating hellscape, my experience trying speed dating, and other hijinx.
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February 6, 2025 at 1:39 PM
In the series I'll also be navigating the bleakness of the modern dating hellscape, my experience trying speed dating, and other hijinx.
Subscribe now to get every issue of the series, as well as other satire and comedic musings in your inbox twice per month!
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Just launched my new series, As Seen On Dating Apps!
It starts with my profile creation.
How does one stand out in a crowded world filled with too much information? The way we have ever since Bill Gates got out of that garage.
Powerpoint.
www.findingwitsend.com/p/as-seen-on...
It starts with my profile creation.
How does one stand out in a crowded world filled with too much information? The way we have ever since Bill Gates got out of that garage.
Powerpoint.
www.findingwitsend.com/p/as-seen-on...
As Seen On Dating Apps #1
Crafting the perfect dating profile
www.findingwitsend.com
February 6, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Just launched my new series, As Seen On Dating Apps!
It starts with my profile creation.
How does one stand out in a crowded world filled with too much information? The way we have ever since Bill Gates got out of that garage.
Powerpoint.
www.findingwitsend.com/p/as-seen-on...
It starts with my profile creation.
How does one stand out in a crowded world filled with too much information? The way we have ever since Bill Gates got out of that garage.
Powerpoint.
www.findingwitsend.com/p/as-seen-on...
Frankly, if I’m gonna be abducted, I’d prefer that little slice of time from 7:34-8:12AM.
I'm sick and tired of broad daylight and the dead of night hogging all the coverage. Carry me off in the narrow daylight.
I'm sick and tired of broad daylight and the dead of night hogging all the coverage. Carry me off in the narrow daylight.
January 31, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Frankly, if I’m gonna be abducted, I’d prefer that little slice of time from 7:34-8:12AM.
I'm sick and tired of broad daylight and the dead of night hogging all the coverage. Carry me off in the narrow daylight.
I'm sick and tired of broad daylight and the dead of night hogging all the coverage. Carry me off in the narrow daylight.
The biggest mistake we’ve made as a society was removing all the trolls from beneath our bridges and giving them internet access.
True trolls yearn for the bygone days of babbling brooks.
True trolls yearn for the bygone days of babbling brooks.
January 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
The biggest mistake we’ve made as a society was removing all the trolls from beneath our bridges and giving them internet access.
True trolls yearn for the bygone days of babbling brooks.
True trolls yearn for the bygone days of babbling brooks.