Findus
@findus.bsky.social
Former journalist, current corporate waffle merchant. B for achievement, C for effort
Yeah, I took time off work too... Got a mountain of booze left over too so dry January can do one!
December 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Yeah, I took time off work too... Got a mountain of booze left over too so dry January can do one!
*adopts Alan Bennett voice*
She was notoriously frugal and throughout proceedings lavished upon me a small out-of-date tin of Watney's Pale Ale, a schooner of sweet sherry and a glass of homemade parsnip wine to toast the Queen
She was notoriously frugal and throughout proceedings lavished upon me a small out-of-date tin of Watney's Pale Ale, a schooner of sweet sherry and a glass of homemade parsnip wine to toast the Queen
December 27, 2025 at 12:18 PM
*adopts Alan Bennett voice*
She was notoriously frugal and throughout proceedings lavished upon me a small out-of-date tin of Watney's Pale Ale, a schooner of sweet sherry and a glass of homemade parsnip wine to toast the Queen
She was notoriously frugal and throughout proceedings lavished upon me a small out-of-date tin of Watney's Pale Ale, a schooner of sweet sherry and a glass of homemade parsnip wine to toast the Queen
In related news, it's been my soberest Christmas since I was 19, when we spent the day at my Aunty Cynthia's
December 27, 2025 at 12:18 PM
In related news, it's been my soberest Christmas since I was 19, when we spent the day at my Aunty Cynthia's
You'll have to give me some expert advice on that...
December 23, 2025 at 10:33 AM
You'll have to give me some expert advice on that...
Very nice. Got my cock off a farmer from work so had to drive out near Banbury before work. He chucked in a bonus bag of sausages though!
December 23, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Very nice. Got my cock off a farmer from work so had to drive out near Banbury before work. He chucked in a bonus bag of sausages though!
I'm assuming there's not a full stop that I'm unable to see after the first 5
December 22, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I'm assuming there's not a full stop that I'm unable to see after the first 5
I was sad to see ours go too. It used to be Mrs F's mum's, then we had it and then my kids so it was part of the family. We took a selfie with it when it was loaded up on the lorry. The bloke collecting it gave us a very strange look...
December 19, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I was sad to see ours go too. It used to be Mrs F's mum's, then we had it and then my kids so it was part of the family. We took a selfie with it when it was loaded up on the lorry. The bloke collecting it gave us a very strange look...