Findus
@findus.bsky.social
Former journalist, current corporate waffle merchant. B for achievement, C for effort
Have given my lurgy to Mrs F so I'm popular
December 31, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Have given my lurgy to Mrs F so I'm popular
Supposed to be going to Cornwall today for New Year with friends but illness has scuppered that. Now facing the terrifying prospect of a NYE watching Hootenanny
December 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Supposed to be going to Cornwall today for New Year with friends but illness has scuppered that. Now facing the terrifying prospect of a NYE watching Hootenanny
Welcome to day three of the UK Coughing Up Your Lungs Championship where I'm currently top of the leaderboard by some considerable distance.
Live coverage continues on Eurosport from 2pm
Live coverage continues on Eurosport from 2pm
December 27, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Welcome to day three of the UK Coughing Up Your Lungs Championship where I'm currently top of the leaderboard by some considerable distance.
Live coverage continues on Eurosport from 2pm
Live coverage continues on Eurosport from 2pm
Got the world of internet streaming at my fingertips and I'm watching Carry On Doctor
December 26, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Got the world of internet streaming at my fingertips and I'm watching Carry On Doctor
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It's not just me who sees Charlie Watts is it
December 24, 2025 at 9:56 AM
It's not just me who sees Charlie Watts is it
Just been up Waitrose lads. Looked like it's been looted
December 23, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Just been up Waitrose lads. Looked like it's been looted
I've just done some terrible wrapping
a group of men are standing in a dark room with a flashlight
ALT: a group of men are standing in a dark room with a flashlight
media.tenor.com
December 23, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I've just done some terrible wrapping
Christmas out of office is on. Time for this
December 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Christmas out of office is on. Time for this
Just received a large cock from a farmer
December 23, 2025 at 9:50 AM
Just received a large cock from a farmer
Some absolute throbber has sent me some work to do. Don't they know I've got soup to make?
December 22, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Some absolute throbber has sent me some work to do. Don't they know I've got soup to make?
On the plus side it dumped me out of a very tiresome and unnecessary Teams call
December 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
On the plus side it dumped me out of a very tiresome and unnecessary Teams call
Power cut here. Strong Christmas 1973 vibes
December 19, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Power cut here. Strong Christmas 1973 vibes
Friday morning hangover
December 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Friday morning hangover
Been to the gym before work and am primed for a day of answering colleagues' questions about my Christmas plans. In case you were wondering:
'Finish on the 23rd'
'A quiet one with the family'
'Sit in my pants on the sofa all day drinking pints of Baileys'
'Finish on the 23rd'
'A quiet one with the family'
'Sit in my pants on the sofa all day drinking pints of Baileys'
December 18, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Been to the gym before work and am primed for a day of answering colleagues' questions about my Christmas plans. In case you were wondering:
'Finish on the 23rd'
'A quiet one with the family'
'Sit in my pants on the sofa all day drinking pints of Baileys'
'Finish on the 23rd'
'A quiet one with the family'
'Sit in my pants on the sofa all day drinking pints of Baileys'
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And just like that, I’m banned from Marks & Spencer’s.
November 17, 2023 at 8:59 PM
And just like that, I’m banned from Marks & Spencer’s.
As a side note to this, Freddie from Freddie and the Dreamers touched up my stepmum on a caravanning holiday
Cheers to @pussellrarker.bsky.social and @ipsumlorem.bsky.social for the heads-up on this:
December 17, 2025 at 6:11 PM
As a side note to this, Freddie from Freddie and the Dreamers touched up my stepmum on a caravanning holiday
Getting rid of our second car tomorrow and will try to get by with one. I'm giving it to charity, but before you start thinking I'm some sort of philanthropist, it's a 16-year-old Renault Clio with shonky electrics
December 17, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Getting rid of our second car tomorrow and will try to get by with one. I'm giving it to charity, but before you start thinking I'm some sort of philanthropist, it's a 16-year-old Renault Clio with shonky electrics
Watching a film at the cinema in the local arts centre/theatre. Turned up and a member of staff asked 'Are you late arrivals for Anton du Beke?' and I've never been more insulted in my life
December 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Watching a film at the cinema in the local arts centre/theatre. Turned up and a member of staff asked 'Are you late arrivals for Anton du Beke?' and I've never been more insulted in my life
Mrs F is getting me in the Christmas mood by *checks notes* taking me to the cinema to see an Iranian film about a victim of state torture
December 16, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Mrs F is getting me in the Christmas mood by *checks notes* taking me to the cinema to see an Iranian film about a victim of state torture
It's that time of year when everyone sends me work they've been sitting on for months before fucking off on their Christmas break
December 15, 2025 at 10:04 AM
It's that time of year when everyone sends me work they've been sitting on for months before fucking off on their Christmas break
Both my boys are home this weekend. The oldest one appears to have become an Australian cricketer. There's a whiff of mullet in his haircut and he answers every question with 'Yeah, no...'
December 13, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Both my boys are home this weekend. The oldest one appears to have become an Australian cricketer. There's a whiff of mullet in his haircut and he answers every question with 'Yeah, no...'
Forgot to adjust my smartwatch when I left the gym today and it thinks I've been on an exercise bike for 12 hours. Which is good news as I've now achieved my fitness goals up to next Tuesday
December 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Forgot to adjust my smartwatch when I left the gym today and it thinks I've been on an exercise bike for 12 hours. Which is good news as I've now achieved my fitness goals up to next Tuesday
However, in more positive news I've just taken possession of a load of fine German lager for Christmas that will definitely not all be drunk well before Christmas Eve
December 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
However, in more positive news I've just taken possession of a load of fine German lager for Christmas that will definitely not all be drunk well before Christmas Eve
I've been trying to have a more positive mindset in recent weeks but driving anywhere really puts that to the fucking test
December 12, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I've been trying to have a more positive mindset in recent weeks but driving anywhere really puts that to the fucking test